Maple Leaf Free hands, no pockets We run on weekends in the endowment lands, a forest in Vancouver with great trails and light hills and the most beautiful trees, and a section that looks like the ewok territory from Return of the Jedi. I used to go alone, with Marcus, but Fiona and head up there By Lainey • Jan 29, 2010 12:35 pm
Smutty Surgery The more you fight it… The worse it gets? That would seem to be the case for Madonna. Without the lighting and the makeup and the retouching, Madonna is not what you see in the Dolce & Gabbana ads. The issue is not that we age. The issue is that she’s fighting that bitch By Lainey • Jan 29, 2010 08:10 am
Style Emily’s coat She’s in London promoting The Wolfman. I have nothing to say except this coat is making me crazy. Love it so much. Although you probably have to be a tiny person to wear it. And the tights and the shoes, the style so far on this press tour has By Lainey • Jan 29, 2010 05:44 am
Quiveration So much better when it moves Nicole Kidman’s face, but this also applies to Colin Firth’s hair. As you know, it’s never a terrible thing to see Colin in a tux. But my one complaint about him during awards season has been the hairspray. He is so much sexier with hair that moves. By Lainey • Jan 29, 2010 04:28 am
Quiveration You snuck up on me It’s been a busy week, haven’t had a chance to read Entertainment Weekly as thoroughly as I normally do, but wanted to do some Lost prep before the big premiere next Tuesday (jumpy claps!) and there he is, lasering my loins again, a quiveration sniper, in two photos By Lainey • Jan 29, 2010 03:58 am
Break Ups Was it awkward? Oh I hope so. Don’t front like you’re all noble and that there isn’t a part of you that’s curious to know if there was some tension last night on the carpet at the Calvin Klein event when Ginnifer Goodwin showed up with her new boyfriend By Lainey • Jan 29, 2010 03:38 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Best title + great poster I am dying to see Hot Tub Time Machine. It looks stupid. Like stupid funny. When done well I love stupid funny. SO MUCH. Hot Tub Time Machine looks stupid funny. Hopefully it’ll be good stupid funny. Because the title is inspired. And the poster … not bad either. EW. By Lainey • Jan 29, 2010 03:07 am
Douchebags What is your hair? Jared Leto showed up at a Calvin Klein event last night trying to resurrect his acting career with his hair… I guess. For someone like Robert Pattinson and the hair hysteria that exploded ovaries in tandem with his meteoric rise, it worked in that case because it seemed genuine. He By Lainey • Jan 29, 2010 03:01 am
Dumbass Dumb title portends more? As you know, for months I’ve been bitching about the dumbassness of the title Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. A trailer has been released online. Don’t really like the way it’s cut but am still kinda intrigued. By Michael Douglas. Shia LaBeouf looks like an infant. By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 12:11 pm
Gorgessity Leighton’s boots and shoot She’s just so much more than Blake Lively. Why can’t this be a universally acknowledged fact? On every level. Starting with the superficial, Leighton to me is a better looking girl. Beautiful features, expressive, versatile, and then of course her character, her acting, SHE DOESN’T MUMBLE HER By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 09:20 am
Ebola Victims Inoculate New Orleans Who dat? The sentimental Super Bowl favourite team this year is the New Orleans Saints. GO SAINTS. But Saints fans, you need to be vigilant. Because Ebola Paris Hilton, that piece of sh-t, it will come around. It will come after you. And despite the fact that it and Kim By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 07:04 am
Dumbass Porny is gassy No, it’s not mature. No, my photo selection for this post isn’t helping. But this is a f-cking emergency. And we need immediate, drastic action even if it’s a little juvenile. Us Weekly just posted this exclusive: Jessica Simpson FARTS during business meeting Her mom was there By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 03:44 am
Homewreckers Junior from behind If I’m, say, Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt, and I see naked photos of my parents all over the house, really, there’s really not all that much to complain about. Same goes for Nahla Aubry. Definitely Nahla Aubry. But what if your parents are Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Junior? By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 03:23 am
Dumbass How Posh sees Posh Victoria Beckham is pimping her dresses in the pages of 10 magazine. She and David both have their own covers – click here to see - and she tells the magazine that you don’t have to be a size double 0 to fit in her pieces. Victoria Beckham Fashion is By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 02:50 am
Bad Style Kristen Bell is not Reese Witherspoon I didn’t say it, Gawker said it. But you know I’ve been saying it for years: that TV girls should be content being on TV. And Kristen Bell is very much a TV girl. Just like Jessicas Alba and Biel, and so many more her, Bell just doesn’ By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 02:04 am
Style 2 FASHION COVERS: Nicole Richie The March issue of Canada’s FASHION Magazine is an exclusive with Nicole Richie and two covers. She’s wearing her own bra, a long vest from her own line, and jewellery from her own line too… Nicole is promoting Winter Kate launching this spring, she models pieces from the By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 11:45 am
