Girly Throw Downs Beauties eat kebabs Sienna Miller and Jude Law hit up a show last night and then decided to go for some kebabs to satisfy the late night cravings, fashionably. Last night the girls and I, with Jacek and Mike, went to Fran’s after the SMUT Soiree. It’s our tradition. We know By Lainey • Jun 29, 2010 09:47 am
Quiveration Well that was fast Didn't take long for David Beckham to get outta South Africa and arrive in Nice after England's loss to Germany. Becks of course is heading to the Beckham chateau to join his family for a long awaited reunion. And prove that he wants to be with By Lainey • Jun 29, 2010 06:53 am
Megan Fox Marriage Analysis So their previous engagement lasted over 2 years and ended up broken. This engagement was a week long and culminated in a wedding. As you know, Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green in Hawaii, confirmed by their reps. I find it surprising that it’s the first for both. Shall By Lainey • Jun 29, 2010 05:54 am
Ed Westwick Red boots in Australia Ed Westwick arrived in Sydney today looking rough from a long flight. Even he looks like he can’t stand himself. And that chest hair. And those pants. And his wee-ness. And those boots. Disgusting. I want him. Westwick just celebrated his 23rd birthday on Sunday. Not sure if By Lainey • Jun 29, 2010 04:13 am
Girly Throw Downs Letterman hates Stewart But she has great new hair. LOVE the new hair. And all the ways she was wearing the new hair. Punches up the layers, makes her eyes look different. Very, very beautiful. Kristen Stewart was in New York last night to promote Twilight Eclipse on Letterman and then for the By Lainey • Jun 29, 2010 03:57 am
Harry Potter Harry Potter trailer porn Holy motherf-cking amazingness of amazing, I’m floating on a permanent Wingardium Leviosa spell this morning because it’s already been 8 times that I’ve watched this trailer, with goosebumps throughout, and tears at parts, even at the sight of these words: THE MOTION PICTURE EVENT OF A By Lainey • Jun 29, 2010 03:03 am
Gorgessity Freida flies in, Freida flies out Freida Pinto flew in to Vancouver the other day for a quick pre-production visit and flew right back out, seen here at the airport on the weekend. She’ll be back soon enough to begin work on Rise of the Apes with James Franco. Jesus she is beautiful. Hope By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 10:00 am
Quiveration Sad Becks is coming home To Posh and her new extensions. A helpless David Beckham watched on the sideline as his team was defeated by the Germans yesterday in South Africa. There was a disallowed goal that was so f-cking a goal. And that totally changed the dynamic of the game. And it made By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 08:39 am
Girlcrushes Emma on video SO f-cking cute I can’t stand it. These are the visuals that make me want to be 20 again. On an unforgettable full day date in New York with that boy who gives you the wind tunnels in your stomach. Emma Watson is dating George Craig. He fronts By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 07:53 am
Clown Ashley Greene needs some tough love Written by Sarah You know how Lainey wants to be Jessica Simpson’s friend and save her from herself? Well I want to do that for Ashley Greene. Ashley is in need of a life intervention. She needs a (pretend) friend to tell her Hard Truths and help her manage By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 07:44 am
Amazingness The ass of a Queen An Italian Queen. THE Italian Queen. She's in her homeland living the George Clooney life for the summer, vacationing at his annual retreat in Lake Como, boating with the girls the other day in a bikini, showing off her tight ass, a crazy ass. Perhaps that's By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 05:45 am
Twilight Robert Pattinson next move Robert Pattinson took a meeting with Jeffrey Katzenberg this weekend. As you know, Pattinson’s huge profile is entirely based on his role as Edward Cullen in the massively popular Twilight series. And Jeffrey Katzenberg doesn’t do small either. No, Katzenberg specialises in big. Big animation. What’s the By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 04:58 am
Gorgessity The Jolie gorgessity Anna Wintour once said of Angelina Jolie, when trying to choose which photo to use for a Vogue cover, that “this girl doesn’t take a bad picture”. The Jolie gorgessity is on full display this month in the new issue of Vanity Fair. They propped her tits up for By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 04:00 am
Parent Pimps Smith obsession It’s all of it. It’s Jaden Smith’s star turn. It’s Willow Smith’s adorable steeze. It’s Jada Pinkett Smith’s crazy ass legs in a onesie...? Right now am totally obsessed with the Family Smith. Here they are last night, minus Will and Trey, at By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 03:26 am
Quiveration Chris Brown can eat their sh-t In an auditorium full of world class entertainers, Chris Brown tried to usurp the occasion by trumping the rest. Well, he can eat their sh-t. You’ve already seen the amazingness of the Prince tribute, but Brown’s tears also took a back row seat to performances by Kanye By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 03:12 am
Sit DOWN John Legend’s face says it all They panned to John Legend following Chris Brown’s tribute to Michael Jackson last night at the BET Awards. You know he was suppressing one giant eye roll. No doubt, Chris Brown is an electrifying performer. His imitation dancing was undeniably entertaining. His moves last night were totally mesmerising. But By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 02:28 am
