Famewhores The Italian Queen, American TV Oh clever girl. Elisabetta Canalis, better known as George Clooney’s piece, is apparently in talks to join the TNT show Leverage. According to Us Weekly she has been cast as a recurring character. Clooney’s friend Richard Kind confirmed a guest starring spot on the show too. Coincidence or By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 03:08 am
5 Factor Journal: Day 3 I know we’re still early in the game but Jacek is amazed at my energy. And I haven’t been a crusty bitch. He, you see, is the first to suffer when I’m on an all night, no sleep assignment. We just moved, the house is a mess, By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 03:03 am
Maple Leaf Those yellow bags For non-Canadians, HBC stands for Hudson’s Bay Company, basically Canada’s signature department store. Been around forever. Like pioneer styles. HBC is also the official Olympic clothing sponsor of Team Canada. And everyone is walking around with the gear. There are line-ups outside the store in Vancouver around the By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 12:39 pm
Sports The ultimate case study I have written very little about Tiger Woods. After a while it was hard to keep count. He totally f-cked up. He was stupid. He was arrogant. He betrayed the values for which he was sold to us to uphold. But he also didn’t kick the sh-t out of By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 10:40 am
Bad Style He wins It used to be Jake Gyllenhaal who was the worst wearer of pants, like, ever. And then Spittle Gerard Butler came along with his snug crotch and his loser wash jeans relieving Jakey of this Bad Pants title. They are the antithesis of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. It’s By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 08:19 am
Famewhores She’s Michelle Obama today Justin Timberlake’s William Rast show presents today at Fashion week. Click here to livestream the event. Of course clingy Biel wouldn’t miss this opportunity to tag along on his star. Check her out, leaving his apartment this afternoon, freshly blown out, very dressed up, almost too much for By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 07:43 am
Maple Leaf Through the faces of the Cheese Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World hits theatres this weekend. Celine and the family attended the premiere in Miami last night. There’s her angel, her miracle, her amazingness, her most wonderful, the blessed, the child of her life and love and existence, the transcendental, the elemental, the By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 05:29 am
Gorgessity Blue Liv SO beautiful. This is Liv Tyler at NY Fashion Week for the G-Star show last night, the new spokesmodel for the brand. In all over blue, looks so good. I wore a black dress on Olympic Morning on Monday. French Connection with big frilly short sleeves and pulled on my By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 04:27 am
Dumbass Another useless author She’s already written two, or is it three?, best selling books. Now Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling will be releasing a children’s book called Presenting...Tallulah “the tale of a spunky little girl who is constantly told what not to do: not to wear jeans, not By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 03:11 am
Clown Diary of 2 trainwrecks Mischa Barton lightened her hair yesterday. Actually looks a lot better. Has an old Hollywood feel to it. Mischa has been rough, like ROUGH ASS, for weeks. Perhaps this will signal a lift. It’s definitely an improvement. And while it might not get her leading roless, it just might By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 02:16 am
5 Factor Journal: Day 2 I barely slept yesterday. But Dylan said I was buzzing at the Vitamin Water party. It’s definitely adrenaline, but I have to believe it’s also the food. My energy sources are no longer battered and fried. It makes a difference. As does going dry. Jacek can’t believe By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 02:10 am
Style Nicole: getting married, selling shoes, baby names She was at Bloomingdales today promoting Winter Kate, her clothing and shoe line launching this Spring, which is why Nicole Richie taped Letterman last night and confirmed that she and Joel Madden are indeed engaged. See now I thought that happened a long time ago but she said it was By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 12:02 pm
Dumbass Porny won’t strip Jessica Simpson is kicking off promotion for her new show Price of Beauty on VH1 premiering in March. Here she is on the cover of the March issue of Allure. Note how lovely she can look with proper styling. Note that with the direction of someone fashionable, Ken Paves is By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 07:28 am
BFFs Hollywood backscratchers Remember last year, when Madonna was supposedly f-cking ARod, they would steal away to Jerry Seinfeld’s place in the Hamptons? It seemed random, non? All favours in Hollywood are eventually repaid. Now Jerry Seinfeld is returning to television. It’s a reality show called The Marriage Ref featuring “opinionated By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 05:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Venetian Brange It’s been a week since the Brange killed the latest round of rumours about their split. And therefore a week since we’ve heard from Ian Halperin or the tabloids proclaiming Brad Pitt’s reunion with Jennifer Aniston. It’ll likely be another week until they conjure up another By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 04:21 am
Sports LipGloss is better when wet...from the waist up Zac Efron is in Australia. Something about a promotional appearance. He was photographed shooting some surf segment at Bondi Beach today, super cute in the water when he’s not posing and glossing his lips, showing a little personality. It also helps that in the water, he’s only shot By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 03:33 am