Chinese Squawking Chicken Now that’s a coat It’s Burberry, of course it is. The new Burberry is not for my mother. She has a lot to say about this. She’s has two Burberry trenchcoats, a navy long one that’s 20 years old, and a shorter khaki about 15 years old, both in perfect condition. By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 11:30 am
Ryan Gosling Can’t look too long I have been very productive today. Over 20 articles posted, 6,000 words, a few more items to cover...so I’ve avoided looking at photos of Ryan Gosling at Sundance. Because I can’t. I cannot physically hold my sh-t together if I spend too much time with him. By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 09:42 am
Chills Chills Chills Xenu for Haiti Tom Cruise and John Travolta were unable to participate in George Clooney’s Hope For Haiti Now telethon because they were committed to another event - the Living Legends of Aviation. Apparently Tom was receiving a prize for flying his bigboy plane. After the ceremony, both Cruise and Travolta with By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 08:58 am
Bad Style Porny diaper jeans Last week it was announced that my Porny would launch her own denim line, Jessica Simpson Jeans, or something. This decision was met with ... mild horror. Porny has a terrible jeans track record. And if her outing this weekend was any indication, well, we’re in for more laughs, and By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 06:44 am
Famewhores Right on time Do you remember Black Box? OMG. For weeks and weeks after the song came out, I thought it was “Right on Time” which is why every time I use the phrase “Right on Time”, I can hear it... Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 06:02 am
Break Ups Drilling for Brange As I noted on Twitter yesterday, the tabloid approach to a potential Brange split is like drilling for oil. They keep at it. Because if they do manage to find a new pool, it’s a limitless resource that will keep selling and selling and selling and selling. There are By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 04:46 am
Douchebags Jennifer Aniston picks another loser Spittle Gerard Butler clearly can’t follow instruction. All he has to do is pretend to be dating Jennifer Aniston until after their movie comes out. It’s only 2 months. But 2 months is too long. Especially for a pig like Gerry. Gerry likes to paw at people randomly. By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 02:28 am
Girly Throw Downs Pippy’s Shelf-less weekend with the exes He’s a smug little bitch, but his game is music. And when he’s playing his game, he is almost infallible. Justin Timberlake’s rendition of Hallelujah with Matt Morris on Hope For Haiti Now was gorgeous. And a stark reminder: STOP ACTING. Please. It is not your gift. By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 02:19 am
Cheating Loins Chris & Gwyneth: their hat and their house It was the first time in a long time I could stand to listen to Coldplay. Because Chris Martin wasn’t f-cking around with his falsetto. Until the very end. And that’s why. If you watched, you know what I mean. The clip is below. He also wore the By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 02:06 am
Shakira Ripoll George & all his friends It was called Hope For Haiti Now but he was the driving force behind much of the celebrity turnout with three rows of stars making up the most famous call centre on the planet raising more than $57 million for earthquake relief with some of the most moving, most emotional, By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 01:47 am
Maple Leaf Canada For Haiti Canadians were generous. VERY, very generous. Nelly opened, Gord closed, K’naan and Metric delivered emotional performances, and at my last check on Saturday afternoon we raised $13.3 million to be matched by the Canadian government for a total and counting of $26 million and this does not include By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 01:31 am
Bad Style WORST SAGs: Drew Barrymore I can’t remember loving to hating as swiftly as I have for Drew Barrymore. Because if you’ve been reading my site long enough, I adored her. So much. But something happened along the way to Grey Gardens. And now Drew has gone from goofy and endearing to eyestabbing By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 01:20 am
Girlcrushes Best SAG: Marion & Diane Both have the Guillaume Canet connection and they were seated at the Weinstein table. Awkward or no? There was a lot of white at the SAGs. I’m biased, I guess, but no one was better than my Marion Cotillard. The side swept hair, so chic, the short length was By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 01:13 am
Smutty Surgery Best SAG Hair: Third Lip Kidman She looked good, y’all, she did. She looked immobilised in the face, sure, but compared to how she’s been lately, she did look good. With her hair loose and wavy, wearing a beautifully ornate Oscar de la Renta, Granny was almost fresh. Like fresh out the freezer. So By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 01:05 am
Girlcrushes SAG Best Body: Sandra Bullock This, as noted by my friend Sasha, is kinda figure skating styles. Also an Alexander McQueen. Fitting too because on Saturday night, the US Figure Skating Championships were decided. Christina Gao: there may be a new Michelle Kwan for me next year. If she develops according to plan, this girl By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:59 am
Bad Style SAG Housewife of Las Vegas: Anna Paquin Her dress is an Alexander McQueen. Worn by someone like Kate Moss or Kristen Stewart, it’s totally f-cking badass. Because they would know to give it the right steeze. Like crunked out messy hair spilling everywhere, or pulled all the way back slick and tight, with layers and layers By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:53 am
