Photo Assumption Always grateful It’s Photo Assumption, sure, but doesn’t she seem it? Like, super appreciative to be gifted with his attention? Maybe it’s just me... Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick attended the Broadway opening of Present Laughter last night. Funny I don’t remember him at the New York By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 01:25 am
Media Manipulation Taupe’s whispers Valentine’s Day is coming up. The occasion and the movie. Since the film stars almost everyone in Hollywood, they’re now all covering magazines and appearing on talk shows to promote it. Jessica Biel ended up on Vogue. And her BFF Taupe Garner gets Parade. Safe. The interview is By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 01:17 am
Bad Style For sale: Porny’s High Waisted Horror? Sweet Jesus, Please Shiloh, no. My Porny has announced that she’s launching her own denim line. When you think Porny + Jeans, what comes to mind? Oh you know exactly what comes to mind. You’re looking at the pictures. It’s the High Waisted Horrors. From the Country Chili By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 01:08 am
Style Busted bun weave Looks like Posh is tired of her hair. But I never thought Posh would pull a Chicken Fried Britney. Check her out at Heathrow today in a rather understated (for her) airport outfit holding up a busted looking bun weave at the back of her head. That’s like do-it-yourself-at-home By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 09:36 am
Thinnification Skinny calves Jessica Alba was out with her baby yesterday in the rain wearing the Prada harness strap boots, same as Penelope Cruz last month. I tried these boots on at Saks in New York a few weeks ago. They were on sale but it didn’t matter. Because they would not By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 08:20 am
BFFs One bitch she can’t step on Jennifer Lopez attended the book launch for her makeup artist Scott Barnes last night in New York. They’ve reconciled after he quit her ass when she fake-invited him to her wedding only to have him work the entire time on her face without payment. Shit move. And he punished By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 06:28 am
Maple Leaf Canada For Haiti & Hope For Haiti Now Tomorrow night at 7 p.m. ET/PT, 8 p.m. AT/MT, 8:30 p.m. NT, 9 p.m, Canadian broadcasters CTV, CBC, and Global will join forces in support of relief efforts in Haiti. The commercial free one hour telethon will air across all three networks hosted By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 04:46 am
Clown Ghetto Tits getting married – CAUTION PHOTOS Tara Reid’s rep has confirmed to People.com that she is engaged. His name is Michael Axtmann. He proposed over dinner at The Little Door in Hollywood. According to her publicist: "Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring. Tara was so happy, and the other By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 03:38 am
Famewhores CNN vs Jennifer Aniston People Magazine may be buying up all the real estate inside Jennifer Aniston’s ass but CNN has taken a decidedly different approach. Which is very surprising. And amazingly smutty. Mainstream outlets don’t usually go for the snark. Theirs is the clean and friendly approach. This why the Blog By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 03:16 am
Clown Not far from an extra... Speaking of the shames, while Mischa Barton is hustling as an extra on Law & Order SVU, Lindsay Lohan, still unemployed, has been invited as the guest of honour at the annual Vienna Opera Ball. By all accounts, it’s the tackiest sh-t ever and if her predecessors are any By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 02:34 am
Clown She can’t even handle being an extra Remember when Mischa Barton headlined a tv show? Remember when she decided she could make it in film? Remember when she failed in film but turned down a spot on Gossip Girl? Remember when her new series was cancelled after 5 minutes? Remember when she broke my arm????? Yeah well By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 02:07 am
Amazingness Becks gets his balls grabbed For real. I need to learn how to speak Italian. Not only because Colin Firth makes it sound extra sexy, not only because the Italian Queen is taking over Hollywood, but because Italian television is straight up nuts, no pun intended. Dude, this tv presenter just walked up to David By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 01:46 am
Hook Ups Skarsgard shameface? Alexander Skarsgard has been hooking up with Kate Bosworth. He shows up somewhere, she shows up 5 minutes later. After the Globes on Sunday, both were at the same parties, reportedly making out at the end of the night... But E! Online says it didn’t start out that way. By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 11:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Green socks at the gym Russell Brand has been going to the gym a lot lately. I see him in his gym clothes and it cracks me up. I mean I can totally see that vain bitch Kellan Lutz at the gym every day tweaking his breasts but Russell Brand, it seems so incongruous. Like, By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 09:20 am
Gorgessity Colin Firth’s happy anus Yeah, it’s like a fart joke. Very, very juvenile. But when Colin Firth says it, and in Italian, well, it’s adorably hilarious. And a little less low classy. Colin’s been making his rounds for A Single Man– Conan on Monday night, Jon Stewart last night (haven’t By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 08:15 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Brown, now the English accent Brown Fried Chicken is trouble, been saying it for weeks. On top of all that, word is she’s now speaking with that English accent. You remember the English accent? At the height of her f-ckedupness she was messing around with Adnan whatever his name and yapping at the paps By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 07:02 am
