Bar Rafaeli Who let this guy in? Written by Jacek Hello Smuthounds. It’s been a while. Lainey’s stuck in a shoot so I thought I’d fill the gap. She’ll be back at it soon. I’ll stick to what I know as subject matter in the meantime. If you’ve made the rounds By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 06:51 am
Sit DOWN Why Is for Chanel Why is Kate Bosworth? It’s been a question that’s brewing, a long time coming. She works less than Jessica Biel. And it’s not just her skankwrecking on Chris Martin and Alexander Skarsgard. It’s not just her non-existent relationship with food. It’s not just the bulimic By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 04:31 am
Gorgessity The men and Julianne Julianne Moore was surrounded by the Men, the most beautiful Men, last night in Paris at the premiere of A Single Man. Lucky bitch. Here she is, flanked by Colin Firth and Tom Ford, her second film screening in as many days, having just promoted Chloe earlier this week. Not By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 03:36 am
Bad Style Tall Girl Body I am a short person. I also have stubby legs. The combination makes for some tricky wardrobe issues. So I know about short people dressing problems. Always wanting to be taller, I never thought about tall people dressing problems. Didn’t think they existed. But Katie Holmes keeps proving it By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 02:35 am
Bad Style Emily undecided About her dress. Not sure if I like it. Not sure if it likes itself. Seems like a very undecided dress. Do you want to be long or do you want to be short? Of course she’s not the first to wear a dress of indecision but lately they By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 02:18 am
Exclusives The Poster Girl arrives & the Opening Ceremony In 2008, Michael Phelps was the US Olympic Team poster boy. For 2010, the US Olympic Team has a poster girl. Her name is Lindsey Vonn. Last week I contributed to a profile piece on Lindsey Vonn as part of CTV’s Olympic coverage. She was on the cover of By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 11:21 am
Douchebags Douchey misses Swifty? Taylor Swift is touring Australia. John Mayer, in yet another cryptic tweet, posted on his Twitter a while ago that he’s missing someone. What's that song that goes "It's a quarter after one, I just huffed a can of ceiling paint and I need By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 08:49 am
Bad Style Still designing Oh lawd, why? Katie Holmes is in New York. They say she’s there to scout for meeting for her label Holmes & Yang and to scout for material for the new line. Just did a quick google, this was the closest I came to actually looking at the items By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 07:00 am
Ebola Victims You did good, New Orleans The people of New Orleans successfully inoculated themselves from Ebola. Normally Ebola cannot resist the Super Bowl. It spreads its sh-t all over the event, all weekend, an unstoppable viral contagion that decimates everything in its path. Last year Arizona was victimised by its disease. This year, it could have By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 06:11 am
Bad Style Man vanity When the man is an actor this increases exponentially. Check out Bradley Cooper last night at the Valentine’s Day premiere. The Daily Mail pointed it out first, only they called him Renee Zellweger’s boyfriend, like that’s his primary identifier now. You’ll note, Bradley worked the bronzer/ By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 03:30 am
Jessica Alba Mom Hair ruins the dress This is a Proenza Schouler. It’s exquisite. It looks great on her. And the shoes too. Jessica Alba was beautifully styled at the Valentine’s Day premiere. But for the hair. Good God, when did she cut this hair? It’s not only that it’s Mom Hair, it’ By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 02:49 am
Media Manipulation Lovebirds leaving together The pretend kind. After a few days in Mexico celebrating her birthday, Fabulous at 41! was photographed leaving via private plane with Spittle and friends yesterday. This of course just days after Spittle made out with some random on the street in Venice Beach, much to the embarrassment of Jennifer By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 02:15 am
Hook Ups Manslinger’s new producer They keep writing about Kate Hudson like she was ditched and sad post-split with ARod, heartbroken because she was hanging on to him too hard and subsequently rejected for wanting more than he was capable of giving. Please. They don’t know Kate Hudson. A Manslinger doesn’t cling. And By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 01:54 am
Famewhores Woah. Down girl Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 01:35 am
Style Much better Amanda and Temple Grandin Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore were in Paris today promoting Chloe with Atom Egoyan. Now this is great styling. It’s contemporary, it’s flattering, it’s appropriate... maybe it’s Tom Ford through Julianne finally channelling some Seyfried style. Or maybe it’s the effect of a winning box By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 09:27 am
Famewhores Bad cheese There’s good cheese (Mimi & Celine) and bad cheese. Bad cheese seems to be taking over Twilight. With the exception of Kristen Stewart and Jackson Rathbone, many members of the young cast are more “Hills” than Cool, more Audrina Patridge styles than KStew steeze. Taylor Lautner is getting cheesier By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 08:54 am
