Girlcrushes “Normal” Tina "In entertainment people either represent youth, power, or sexuality. Then there's me, carrying normalcy.” – Tina Fey in the new Vogue. Word. Anna Wintour finally picked a winner, following the selection of Jessica Biel last month. It’s one of the best example of women in showbiz. Not By Lainey • Feb 12, 2010 04:54 am
Coming up! Sorry - we were on live tv, it was my parents and the torch run is streaming, so we were pushed back half an hour. I'm back at my laptop and I'm blogging and there will be new posts soon! By Lainey • Feb 12, 2010 04:06 am
Dumbass Dumb reading Her first book LA Candy was a bestseller. Now her second book Sweet Little Lies which literally just hit shelves 5 minutes ago is another bestseller. Lauren Conrad is now a two time bestselling author... Said Lauren of the quick success of her novels: "It's so gratifying By Lainey • Feb 12, 2010 02:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mom & Baby leather Gwen Stefani presented the new L.A.M.B. collection at New York Fashion Week yesterday. Loved almost everything she sent down the runway. Including Gwen herself. I wonder if Madonna looks at Gwen and feels like stab face. Or sticking more needles in her forehead. Gwen showed in a By Lainey • Feb 12, 2010 02:02 am
Bad Style She must love her shoulders Tonight at the Berlin Film Festival opening, Renee Zellweger, jury member, arrived on the carpet in a sateen lavender strapless gown. What else? Always a strapless gown. She loves her shoulders, non? Well, she works hard on them. She hits the gym hard for them. She drinks a lot of By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 12:10 pm
Cheating Loins Ewan and his co-star Many of you have asked me about these photos (click here) of Ewan McGregor with Melanie Laurent, with whom he’s been working on The Beginner. They were holding hands, doing a walk/cuddle, out and about in Paris, not knowing they were being papped. If you’ve been reading By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 09:13 am
Bad Style Much better Alba and Demi’s napkins She wore a beautiful Proenza Schouler on Monday at the LA premiere of Valentine’s Day. Then she f-cked it up with her mom hair. Tonight in London however it was head to toe RIGHT. Me I’m partial to clothes that don’t match. This dress is playful and By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 08:41 am
Dumbass Chinese GOOPY Sunday February 14th. It’s a big day. It’s Chinese New Year. Very, very important. Of course, because she’s so spiritual, and because she’s, like, totally Asian and knows how to take all the calories out of an Asian salad, and brown rices everything, this week’s By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 06:21 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Robert Pattinson by request Katie M sends me a lovely note several times a week for Robert Pattinson news. Today she promised it would be her last for the Olympic break. Katie is an example of a sane fan. I expect I’ll be hearing from a lot of insane fans today. Or if By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 04:43 am
Amazingness Happy Birthday Tom Jr! Taylor Lautner is 18. Tom Cruise Junior is legal which means you’re allowed now. And I know you’re out there. I hear from you all the time. But... Really? Are 18 year old boymen really fully formed? This 18 year old doesn’t seem like he knows yet. By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 03:10 am
Dumbass You are taunting Third Lip Can you imagine how jealous Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman must be of Jessica Biel’s mouth? Third Lip wants THAT Third Lip. And it’s natural...right? Discuss. After that nauseating display of girly chickflickness with Taupe Jennifer Garner, fronting like they’re all for women, Biel showed up on By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 02:37 am
Programming Note: Olympics During the Games, here at LaineyGossip it will be business as usual. I will continue to blog throughout the day, just earlier or later, on a different schedule. Starting tomorrow, I will be contributing every morning on CTV’s Olympic Morning broadcast from 3am to 9am. Then I will shoot By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 02:18 am
Douchebags Douchey is sorry. Always sorry John Mayer tweeted at New Year’s that he’d be taking some time to reflect, to cut off his Twitter musings, to try and tame his famewhore. That worked for about a week. Then he spoke to Rolling Stone and extolled the virtues of masturbation, revealing that he jerks By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 01:54 am
Dumbass MiniVan Morning Porn Ryan Gosling, where are you? I need you. Because it’s been a long ass day. Between the Olympics and blogging and rehearsals and a thousand emails on both accounts, this is the sh-t that completely picked my ass. I need a distraction from the sugar raping poseur vagina monologue By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 10:01 am
Style She should have been enough Not really sure why Kate Bosworth had to be at that Chanel event last night when Vanessa Paradis was there. She’s only, like, the coolest sh-t ever. And more chic and steeze than anything that Bosworth twat can snort. This is of course is why Johnny Depp couldn’t By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 07:43 am
Douchebags Porny Crack Best. Interview. EVER. Sure, he’s a vile pig. We’re at rehearsal right now for Olympic Morning, and I am laughing my ass off. Not because that mother-cker isn’t a sick bitch, but because it’s just another case of douche spew coming out of his mouth. Who By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 07:17 am
