Faux Gossip Porn then Punch Last night they loved it up at the Super Bowl, now they’re getting litigious. The Brange has called in the cavalry, their lawyers have been instructed to take some ass. Let’s review. Three weeks ago the earth stopped turning because word leaked that the Brange was done. Mainstream By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 06:44 am
B-tch please Nashville gets GOOPed Gwyneth Paltrow is in Nashville, production is now underway on Love Don’t Let Me Down. When she’s not shooting, G has been popping into the local posh spots including an evening out at Patterson House the other night. She was joined by 3 girls. And while she was By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 04:52 am
Hook Ups Cammie & the Fraud? CAA always has a huge party every Superbowl weekend. Needing to give his career a boost, Tom Cruise and Robo Katie Holmes showed up with his Knight & Day co-star Cameron Diaz to remind us that he’s a big star. ARod was there too. And they posed together for By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 04:13 am
BFFs Leo vs Guillaume So cute. Leonardo DiCaprio is currently on press tour promoting Shutter Island with Martin Scorsese. He appeared on French television the other day and was surprised by a video from Guillaume Canet, acclaimed French actor director and also boyfriend of Marion Cotillard with whom Leo just finished shooting Inception. Guillaume By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 03:36 am
Frauds A very Spittle birthday present Fabulous at 41! celebrated her birthday in Mexico with friends Sheryl Crow, Courteney Cox, and a flabby Spittle tagged along too. Gross. It’s not that men can’t gain weight. But a man who is constantly being shoved in my face as some kind of super stud should not By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 03:10 am
Bad Style Country B Hair Fumble What has to happen for this hair to be a reality? What is the process? How does one ASK for this hair? Who would ask for this hair? Well, obviously, the Country B. Many of you were offended by her costume. To me the costume served its purpose. It’s By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 02:23 am
Pitt "Porn" Brange Bowl Pitt Porn WHO DAT? Brad Pitt is for New Orleans. He and Maddox cheered New Orleans into the Super Bowl, this weekend he and Maddox cheered New Orleans to the Lombardi trophy. And Mom came along too. But ... for added dramatic effect... Angelina arrived a day later, on Sunday, and the three By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 02:04 am
Colin Firth Which portrait is the fairest? The Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue features skinny white girls on the front and actor/director portraits inside, all of them by Annie Leibovitz and much more interesting than the banality on the cover. Not to say that individually, those girls are delightful, but again, the lack of diversity was troubling, By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 10:20 am
Faux Gossip No Porny Riggins Easy. Don’t panic. There’s no need to panic. Your emails, your anxiety, I totally get it. But unfortunately there is no reason to be alarmed. I say unfortunately because, unlike most of you, I totally want Jessica and Taylor Kitsch to be f-cking. Alas, they are not. The By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 08:55 am
Famewhores She’s in the right neighbourhood Jennifer Aniston, SO private, has opened the doors of her multi mullion dollar home to Architectural Digest after spending 2.5 years and many more millions renovating it. Click here to read all about the luxe features including her bridge over the koi pond. Yeah, she would TOTALLY be your By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 06:48 am
Kate Hudson Manslinger’s open door She’s shooting a new film called Earthbound in New Orleans. Yet another romance, this time about a woman with terminal cancer who falls for her doctor. The doctor is played by Gael Garcia Bernal which you’d think would give the movie some more cred – GGB is definitely not By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 04:52 am
Girly Throw Downs Julia Roberts on the Thinnification of Taupe I’ve previously addressed her thinnification here and here. Now Julia Roberts is weighing in on it. F-cking LOVE her. Because she is such a sanctimonious cow. And she’s just getting worse. Julia Roberts is a yappy, loudmouthed bitch, except instead of screaming at the Chinese market, she’s By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 03:42 am
Parent Pimps Teen Tom Cruise Taylor Lautner turns 18 next week. Last night he was sitting courtside at the Lakers game. Seems like a normal famous teen Wednesday night activity, right? Sure, totally normal. Except he was with adults. Surrounded by adults. A 17 year old who never seems to have any friends his own By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 01:36 am
Meryl Streep Sandy says the right things A few years ago, Eddie Murphy pissed on his Oscar chances with a sh-t movie called Norbit. The Norbit billboards directly faced the Kodak, described at the time like a slap in the face to Academy Members who frowned upon his indiscriminate film selections. Sandra Bullock was nominated yesterday for By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 09:50 am
Style Olsen Coat Porn Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were on Good Morning America today promoting their new line for juniors called Olsenboye available exclusively at JC Penney. Prices range from $20 - $50. What? Affordable Olsens? Click here to see the current designs inspired by New York. I like these clothes. They’re cute. By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 09:02 am
Clint Eastwood You work a lot By movie star standards. Both of them. Matt Damon and Clint Eastwood were photographed today and yesterday in London shooting a new movie called Hereafter. Damon has just been nominated for a supporting actor Oscar for his role in Eastwood’s Invictus. And he also just came off filming The By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 07:25 am
