Golden Globes 2010 Worst Face: Toni Collette Egregious. Offensive. Horrifying. Foundation abuse? Frying pan? Lindsay Lohan? Not sure. But Toni Collette deserves better than this. So much better. How does this happen? How can you go to the Golden Globes without proper lighting? It’s unforgivable. It’s totally unacceptable. And the only saving grace about it By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 01:50 am
Bad Style Worst Speech (other than J Cameron):Drew Barrymore Ugh. Like shut up already. And she didn’t thank Jessica Lange. Who deserved it so much more. I was never a fan of Drew’s Little Edie. Am definitely not a fan of her dress last night. It was Atelier Versace. It was not Anna Wintour at the Costume By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 01:37 am
Glee Best Glee: Dianna Agron Am relieved for her. Because you know, leading up to the Globes, Dianna Agron was bringing some assy styles. Peach and lace and f-cked up shoes and ankle length dresses... I was worried about last night. Last turned out to be OK. Grey and subtle and not overly dramatic, an By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 01:16 am
Bad Style Worst Imitation of Penelope Cruz: Lea Michele We need to retire this dress for a long time. Penelope herself has worn it too many times. Her pretenders are lining up in a long list of Boring behind her. With embarrassing results. Some photo agencies actually labelled Lea “Penelope Cruz” on their databases last night. See? Lea may By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 01:04 am
Girlcrushes Worst Globes Sag: Carey Mulligan Carey did not bring Shia. Boo. Carey lost to Sandra Bullock. Boo. Not that I don’t love Sandy. I do. But The Blind Side was not An Education. There was no comparing the performances. Perhaps Carey’s loss was predicted by her sagging tits. Oh honey, give ‘em a By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:58 am
Style Quietest Globe Beard: George Clooney George has other things on his mind. Like, bless him, the Haiti telethon on January 22nd. But George arrived, always the consummate star, signed autographs for the bleacher fans, and his Italian Queen by his side. Would have been the moment of all moments if we could have seen George By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:51 am
Quiveration Best Globe Beard: Jon Hamm Better than the Brad Pitt beard, yes. And this is not a blind riddle clue. Because Jon Hamm’s beard is all man and sex and hot. HE is all man and sex and hot. But... we need to talk about the girlfriend. We weren’t feeling her on our By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:45 am
Golden Globes 2010 Golden Globes 2010 Wrap-up WHO’s NATALIE??????????????????? As Duana noted during our live blog, that sealed it for us right there. No matter what happened after, Julia Roberts’s dismissal of “Natalie” made our lives. Some of you were not watching NBC’s Globes preshow so you missed the moment. “Natalie” is Natalie Morales. By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:34 am
Intro for Jan 18, 2010 Dear Gossips, Mimi took a backseat to so many stars last night. It was like she barely registered. It was, however, also raining. And as Michelle noted during our liveblog, we all wondered how she’d be able to walk that carpet. Who would be the lucky minion charged with By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:07 am
B-tch please Cheese Champers! Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night. This kills me. The Splashes. Like she wasn’t full throttling that bottle with both hands. Or By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 11:28 am
Bad Style Fire Burning Somebody call 911 Shawty fire burning on the dance floor You’re gonna hate me for putting that song in your head the rest of the day. But it’s the song that popped into my head when I saw what Dianna Agron wore to the Season Diamond Fashion Awards By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 10:11 am
Girlcrushes Winona is still invited Well that’s a good sign. Last week while sick I indulged in an old movie marathon which included How to Make an American Quilt. It was 15 years ago. And Winona Ryder was perfect. As A List as A List could get. So breathtakingly beautiful. I mean that face. By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 07:17 am
Girlcrushes Nine nominees Here they come. Marion Cotillard arrived in LA yesterday under a trilby in advance of the Golden Globes on Sunday. Penelope Cruz boarded in Madrid today, presumably heading for the same. Both ladies of Nine have been nominated, Marion for Best Actress, Pene for Best Supporting, and they will join By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 05:44 am
Anne Hathaway Harvard Annie Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Club has named Anne Hathaway the Woman of the Year to be awarded in February. Harvard has MUCH better taste this month than Vogue, non? They call her Annie. And Annie has indeed enjoyed a wonderful year with an Oscar nomination for Rachel Getting Married, earning By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 04:30 am
Hate Mail Why sign when you can spit? Gerard Butler hit up a Golden Globes gifting suite last night and was approached for autographs from fans who’d gladly let him spray their faces. Have I ever mentioned my Team Spittle hate mail? Not quite as f-cked up as the Twi-Hards or as violent as the Aniston groupies By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 04:08 am
Gorgessity No Sherlock in Paris Not sure where RDJ is at the photo call for Sherlock Holmes in Paris today. In his stead, the film was represented by Rachel McAdams, Guy Ritchie, and his totally platonic soulmate Jude Law. A very tanned, very orange Jude Law but a very pretty one nonetheless. He’s gorgeous. By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 03:51 am
