Intro for Jan 13, 2010 Dear Gossips, And the late night war rages on. And almost all of them are taking it to Jay Leno. No matter the network, no matter the time slot, from Kimmel to Ferguson and Letterman and Conan, it is unanimous – according to his peers, Jay is an obsequious network asskissing By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 01:17 am
Girlcrushes His and Her Rising Stars In 2008, Shia LaBeouf received the BAFTA Rising Star Award. Two years later, his girlfriend Carey Mulligan has been nominated for the same, and is expected to also receive a nomination for Best Leading Actress for An Education which leads the nominations longlist at 17 mentions. His and Her Rising By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 11:54 am
Girly Throw Downs Much better McAdams is not Kruger Sherlock Holmes premiered in Germany today – check Rachel McAdams on the carpet in Berlin looking much lovelier than at previous tries during the Sherlock promotional tour. Wasn’t feeling the old lady look. It’s an improvement for sure, but it also ain’t no Diane Kruger who brought the By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 09:00 am
Conan O`Brien Conan’s letter Well rationalised, well argued, and some fighting words. Albeit in a classy way. Conan O’Brien has just released a statement re: the f-ckery at NBC. He refuses to move, and he shouldn’t have to. No, Conan is not acquiescing. Conan is throwing down. And he’s putting NBC By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 07:47 am
Bad Style Assy Glee style Oh Dianna Agron. You are hurting me. Sunday night it was overdressed feathers. Last night at a Fox party it was a virgin length dress and maybe the most offensive shoes I’ve seen in a long, long time. She’s, like, 20. And those are 20 x 3. Sh-t. By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 07:37 am
Girlcrushes Norah in Vancouver Last year was a hot one for Vancouver filming. While the Twilight Nation eagerly awaits word about Breaking Dawn’s shooting location, other smaller projects are kicking off the new year here. Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg are coming home to film I’m With Cancer next month and right By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 04:54 am
Bad Style Posh’s replacement is a brand mistake Megan Fox has taken over from Victoria Beckham at Armani underwear. The new ads have been released. Megan, unlike Victoria however, is allowed to wear some real clothes. Not sure what that’s all about. Here’s the problem with Armani’s Fox selection – and it has nothing to do By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 03:59 am
Thinnification Jacek, she’s too skinny Mila Kunis is one of my husband Jacek’s favourite girls. After Marion Cotillard and Penelope Cruz, Mila ranks along with Portman and McAdams and sometimes Shaki. But Mila last night turned up at the LA premiere of The Book of Eli looking much much smaller. Like scary smaller. Not By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 03:22 am
Style The Italian Queen’s New York pants I’ve been accused at times of speaking in hyperbole but it’s impossible to overstate the Italian Queen’s impressive trajectory: in 6 short months she has been whitewashed and elevated, lauded by his friends and associates, accepted in the most elite circles. You think that Larson broad was By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 02:39 am
Blind Riddles Hands free A quickie. Who makes sure that her husband has someone on staff specifically to hold her bag while she watches him at work? This is the employee’s only job responsibility. This person does nothing else but hold the bag. There’s no multitasking here. Because the bag can’t By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 02:18 am
Hook Ups The Only For Sookie look Remember True Blood last season when Sookie dreamt about being in bed with Eric and they were sex talking and she was all like, I know you’re not an asshole through and through and he answered something to the effect that his soft side was “only for Sookie”? Well By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 01:50 am
Quiveration James McAvoy for a cold Oh well now this is helpful. Am a disgusting snotty mess but will never complain about waking up to new photos of James McAvoy, especially since they’re so hard to come by. This is James in LA last night for the premiere of The Last Station. He’ll be By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 01:14 am
Intro for Jan 12, 2010 Dear Gossips, Everyone is talking about NBC’s late night f-ckery, especially the late night subjects themselves, and of course Letterman is revelling in the debacle, sparing Conan but skewering Jay and, in particular, targeting Carson Daly. He’s right. Why IS Carson Daly? So Jay tried to be funny By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 12:51 am
Style Jennifer Connelly shoe porn Arriving at Letterman today likely to promote Creation about Charles Darwin. Connelly plays Darwin’s wife and her real life husband Paul Bettany as the man himself. The film opens January 22nd. I always forget she won an Oscar. Because theirs is a low key life. They stay off the By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 10:05 am
Bad Style Overdressed Glee next Blake? Blair Waldorf is the star on Gossip Girl. Period. But Leighton Meester is not the marquee star of Gossip Girl. Even though she’s the better actor, even though she plays the superior character, even though she gets the best lines, Leighton is undeniably and criminally the Andrew Ridgeley to By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 09:04 am
Jessica Simpson Porny motorboat I married an immature perv who considers Wedding Crashers and Old School the two finest films ever made. There’s a part in You’ve Got Mail when Tom Hanks tells Meg Ryan that everything in life can be related back to The Godfather, you remember? Well for Jacek, all By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 07:09 am