B-tch please Forgiveness vows They were married a year ago this past weekend and Josh Duhamel celebrated by surprising Fergie with a vow renewal ceremony on top of a bluff overlooking the ocean the other day. Apparently she was super emotional and blubbered through the whole thing and then they had dinner and flew By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 04:42 am
Jeff Bridges So take a look at me now That Jeff Bridges post triggered a memory in Naomi W who was kind enough to share it and yes! Totally forgot! OMG, do you remember Against All Odds? I recall there was a hot sex scene in that movie and when it came on pay channel late on a loop By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 04:21 am
Girlcrushes The Frontrunner I met Jeff Bridges a few months ago in Toronto during TIFF. He showed up at the Men Who Stare at Goats afterparty and I remember posting on my Twitter right away that he`s a sexy beast. It`s a lot of beard, but there`s something so compelling By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 03:17 am
Parent Pimps Drama always wins Lindsay Lohan. She can’t follow up a win with a win. And you’d think that, especially with so few wins in her life these days, she’d at least want to savour a rare one. Oh no. This is the Lilo. And the drama always overrides everything. Friday By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 02:48 am
B-tch please Clooney opportunities The year’s first major awards show is less than a week away. And George Clooney insists he’s not campaigning. Sure. But given that he’s paraded his Ely on almost every carpet since they started dating last summer, it is very likely that he’ll show up with By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 01:59 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Just don’t write anymore… Or cheat. Have mentioned this before but Troy Dyer was the boy for my early 20s. When that kind of idealistic bullsh-t seemed romantic. I will say however that I never liked his corny erotica. At any age. Which, along with maturity, I guess, and of course the fact that By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 09:24 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Zahara & Elvis He would have been 75 today. My friend LB asked yesterday – can you imagine his life in this era? The quaaludes and the guns and the late night binges and the women? It’s not impossible. Happy Birthday Elvis. And Happy Birthday Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt who is 4. Here’s By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 08:06 am
Hook Ups Madge & Sean Penn: reunited! Am a bit foggy today. A cold has set in just in time for the weekend. Great. Something to rouse the smutty juices however – last night Madonna and Sean Penn met up for dinner in New York. Not surprisingly, she was photographed and he was not. Of course. They apparently By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 06:20 am
Girly Throw Downs He doesn’t hit chicks Ohhhhhhh snap. I like Rihanna’s new man. So far. As you know, RiRi is now with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers. They’ve been on holiday, and they know they’ve been photographed, and they’re still loving it up for the cameras. Somehow Matt also found time By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 05:35 am
Break Ups Crack tweets and thieves Happy New Year Mayhem! We’re only a full week into it and Lindsay Lohan is already f-cking around. First, she broke up with her BFF. Nickname is Pooty. Real name is Patrick Audadouche, or something. This is not important. What’s important is that she accused him of stealing By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 03:51 am
Parent Pimps She’s totally not having sex What? Disney JailBait? Of course not. She’s totally still a virgin. A virgin who travels on her own to spend time with her boyfriend in Australia. A virgin who has travelled back with him to LA. A virgin who was rolling around on the beach with him the other By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 03:01 am
Dumbass NBC f-ckery Like it’s not enough the way they pissed on, and continue to piss on, Friday Night Lights. Now it’s full tits drama over The Tonight Show. Would Jay Leno step OFF already? He announced he wanted to leave. So he left. Only NBC was worried he’d run By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 02:40 am
Bad Style Chicken Fried bald patches and stains I’m telling you, she scares me when she’s a brunette. Her world isn’t right when she’s brunette. And the way she looked yesterday out and about in LA wasn’t right at all. Especially since this is “pulled together” for her. In the sense that she’ By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 02:06 am
B-tch please George’s “no campaign” campaign Clooney and Anna Kendrick and Vera Farmiga were on the cover of Entertainment Weekly last week and the interview was charming. He has a lot of affection for young Anna. He concedes that she steals the movie, and she does, and he also answers that ubiquitous question: Team Edward or By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 01:55 am
Quiveration Coop on Letterman Tonight. Jesus. Is it time to promote Valentine’s Day already? January just started! Bah. To be fair, am not sure what Coop is pimping tonight with Dave but Valentine’s Day, the movie starring EVERYONE, seems the most likely project. That or Case 39 with Renee Zellweger which has By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 12:02 pm
Photo Assumption Redfaced about The Morgans? Hugh Grant is in Spain promoting The Morgans. Looks like he hit the self tanner a little too hard. Where was he over the holiday? Here’s my Photo Assumption: He must need to be permanently drunk to suffer through the embarrassment of pimping that movie. Especially since he’s By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 09:23 am
