Douchebags Gerry at the beach It’s expired. You can’t possibly use Dear Frankie anymore as a quiveration rationalisation for Gerard Butler. Or Phantom of the Opera, and he was gross in that anyway. As for his boorish grunting in 300 – that’s done too. At least the body is. So let’s recap By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 04:50 am
Shia LaBeouf Carey & Shia: first holiday They were together for New Year’s, Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf celebrated a first milestone in LA. Very serious. The two were photographed this weekend walking his dog. He apparently has 2 bulldogs – Brando and Rex. They’re saying this is Brando. He has a great face, non? We By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 03:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Family Brange at the show Can you imagine the f-ckin’ production whenever they go out? I observe my friends with children. How long it takes to get everyone ready, to pack them all up, to make sure no one has to pee, and then you throw security and extra transportation and alleged pap avoidance into By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 03:05 am
Break Ups Where were you Jakey? This is Jake Gyllenhaal arriving at LAX yesterday. Not sure where he was. But we all have our theories. As you know, Jakey and Reese Witherspoon are over. He did however spend some time in late December just before Christmas in New York, spotted hanging out with friends at a By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 02:51 am
Intro for Jan 04, 2010 Dear Gossips, Don’t mean to start the New Year off on a nag note but it really is time for me to start on your asses again about Friday Night Lights. We finally caught up on Season 4 over the holiday and for those of you who are already By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 02:37 am
Best of 2009 Best of 2009: Johnny’s Birthday Entertainment Weekly named him Best of the Decade. For damn sure. He totally owned it. Up and down and all around, with the arty pics and the big blockbusters, and the cool factor, and the transition – from tortured bad boy to enigmatic family man, no one is the Depp. And By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 10:06 am
Bad Style Best of 2009: Porny at the Chili Cook-off! Please. You know it was coming. There’s a special place in my heart for Jessica Simpson. She isn’t evil inside like Ebola Hilton. Porny’s issues stem from her father’s f-ckery, and the lack of true friendship and brain mass. But she’s not ill intentioned. There By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 09:51 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Drink with GOOP on NYE The last GOOP of the year and Thanks God it has nothing to do with soul searching or recipes or parenting tips. GOOP’s NYE is all about the Drank. A selection of cocktails from famous places around the world starting with the Hemingway Bar at the Ritz in Paris. By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 03:57 am
Style Best of 2009: It’s a famine of beauty! It’s a famine of beauty, honey! My eyes are stahving for beauty! This was my ringtone for a few months earlier in the year. Oh Andre Leon Talley. Oh Anna Wintour. Or Grace f-cking brilliant Coddington… It’s not just the quote, it’s every minute of The September By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 03:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Boys and games Brad Pitt took his two older boys to Dave & Busters in Times Square last night. These places, they’re popping up everywhere. We drove by two going to my parents’ in Toronto. I feel like if I ever went inside, given how much you know I love children, that By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 02:49 am
Quiveration James McAvoy James Bond There’s to be a film about Ian Fleming and word is, James McAvoy will play him. Excellent. Love. Put him in a suit, let him speak freely, drink freely, and smoke freely. It’s a terrible thing to say but that image sexes me up every time. However it’ By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 02:38 am
Renee Zellweger Marcus needs a seatbelt Bradley Cooper was photographed leaving Renee Zellweger’s with his dog today, loading him into a crate before driving off. This is a good habit. It’s a habit we should emulate. Because Marcus travels shotgun and without a seatbelt. Yes, they make dog seatbelts. Go ahead, roll your eyes. By Lainey • Dec 30, 2009 07:15 am
Gorgessity Night out at the Laker Game Nicole Richie is SO pretty. Nicole Richie is so cute. And the way she’s still flirting with Joel Madden after 2 years and 2 children is even cuter. Here they are last night courtside at the Laker game enjoying a date night off from their kids. Must be a By Lainey • Dec 30, 2009 06:57 am
Quiveration Worst of 2009: Ed Westwick at Teen Choice You’ve blocked it out, haven’t you? My Shamef-ck showed up at Teen Choice in August shamef-cking me to hell in his rolled up jeans and no socks and loafers, puckering his lips and posing like a cross dressing private school punk ballerina stuck inside a music box, what? By Lainey • Dec 30, 2009 03:23 am
Cameron Diaz Cam works a lot She juuust wrapped on Knight & Day with Tom Cruise, now already she’s back on set of another film called The Green Hornet with Seth Rogen yesterday in LA. Hornet is due for a Christmas release in 2010. In addition to Hornet however, Cam has Shrek in May and By Lainey • Dec 30, 2009 02:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession You must be so happy this week… Your brother’s marriage celebration, and then to Poland with Alicja for Henry Tadeusz’s baptism in Krakow. My in-laws are from around Krakow too. Jacek and I, we were in Krakow 3 years ago. We stayed at the Hotel Crakowia which, I’m telling you, has the best breakfast By Lainey • Dec 30, 2009 02:21 am
