Style Teardrop Gwyneth Tonight in London at the opening of Louis Vuitton Bond Street Maison, here’s my Gwyneth all classed up with a teardrop chest exposing a little naughty cleave. Love the ensemble, especially those shoes. SHOES! And of course this is Gwyneth Paltrow as they know her: stately, society, cold…and By Lainey • May 25, 2010 09:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Posh can’t share She hasn’t had to since the days of Spice. So it seems like she’s either forgotten or she never really learned how to in the first place. Check it out – Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria cohosted an LG event in LA last night. Eva is accustomed to working By Lainey • May 25, 2010 07:30 am
Bad Style Something for me? You hit up a flower shoppe yesterday in Los Feliz for some gift boxes with a friend while Alicja is back in Poland for the Polish Film Festival. But... couldn’t you have at least thrown on a tee shirt under there? Or a beater tank? I’m all for By Lainey • May 25, 2010 06:15 am
Chris Klein Chris Klein’s answer to Chris Klein Not bad. Not great, but not bad. Last week Chris Klein’s audition tape for Mamma Mia hit the internets and as I noted then (click here for a refresher), to me it was more offensive the namechecking than the assy singing. Now Klein has teamed up with the cleveratti By Lainey • May 25, 2010 05:34 am
Quiveration Missing Jakey Jake Gyllenhaal is in Toronto today for Live @etalk at 5pm at 299 Queen Street West. I work for etalk. But I’m in Vancouver right now. I won’t be in Toronto until next Thursday. F-CK. So I gave Laura a long list of observational requests. She was By Lainey • May 25, 2010 04:10 am
Parent Pimps No college for Miley Miley Cyrus is currently on holiday with her dad in Mexico, photographed on the beach yesterday at their resort. It’s a brief break before heavy promotion for her upcoming new album Can’t Be Tamed dropping June 22nd. While I was in Cannes, Miley performed Can’t Be Tamed By Lainey • May 25, 2010 03:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Porny’s change pouch Picture a waitress at a restaurant. And you ask for the check. And she reaches into her change apron and pulls it out. And you hand her your bills, and she digs around in there again and gives you some coins, and a fiver. Isn’t this was what my By Lainey • May 25, 2010 03:14 am
Baby and Bump Obsession She has friends? Robo Katie was spotted yesterday hooking up with “friends” before taking Little Sci out for ice cream. Remember when Katie Holmes and Chris Klein broke up and she was enjoying her freedom in NYC and dating Josh Hartnett and suddenly Tom swept her off her feet and they were in By Lainey • May 25, 2010 03:00 am
Maple Leaf Cardigans and shoes After a few days spent quivering bitches on the French Riviera, Ryan Gosling arrived back in LA on Saturday in a different but similar cardigan and his white shoes. The same shoes he wore to the party. The same shoes he wore at the photo call. Am jealous. I went By Lainey • May 24, 2010 07:22 am
Clown Unbuttoned for court You’re in deep sh-t with the law. The judge is pissed at your punk ass. You’re already 2 (business) days late for your appearance. So what do you wear when you finally make it to your hearing? If you’re Lindsay Lohan, it’s a tight white By Lainey • May 24, 2010 05:42 am
Gorgessity Javier celebrates with Pene and ma Javier Bardem was awarded Best Actor at Cannes last night for his work in Inarritu’s Biutiful, sharing the honour with Elio Germano. Javier has been accompanied in Cannes by Penelope Cruz who has remained very low key, declining to walk at official functions, preferring instead to let her boyfriend By Lainey • May 24, 2010 05:23 am
Girlcrushes Charlotte closes Cannes The antithesis of Kate Beckinsale, and perhaps the only bitch with a fighting chance at making a full body denim dress look presentable, this is the inimitable Charlotte Gainsbourg at the Cannes closing last night to present her latest The Tree, directed by Julie Bertuccelli. Last year Charlotte won Best By Lainey • May 24, 2010 04:45 am
Bad Style This is not Givenchy Or G-Star. Remember a couple of years ago when Taupe Jennifer Garner wore the ugliest dress ever and we were all appalled? Click here for a refresher. Well this weekend Liv Tyler took it upon herself to snatch that title away from Mrs Affleck with ... this. I can barely By Lainey • May 24, 2010 04:05 am
Amazingness It’s her Ten days ago I wrote about Elisabetta Canalis on Twitter. At the time it wasn’t slamdunk. Many of you totally bought it, others remained sceptical. Would George Clooney really allow his Italian Queen to participate in a medium he has on several occasions said that he abhors? It seemed By Lainey • May 24, 2010 03:21 am
Matthew Fox Thoughts on Lost I am not the expert. Not even close. I barely understand about the polar bears. And last night during a live chat on CTV.ca, I was clearly the token idiot they invited just to make sure that the really smart analysts had a f-cking moron to bounce off By Lainey • May 24, 2010 03:13 am
Friday Night Lights FNL Emmy Campaign! Written by Jacek If you read this site on even a casual basis, you know how much we love Friday Night Lights and that it’s a shame it doesn’t get more attention cause the Minivan loves sh-tty shows. Lainey’s gone on about why the show is By Lainey • May 21, 2010 08:50 am
