Clown Not far from an extra... Speaking of the shames, while Mischa Barton is hustling as an extra on Law & Order SVU, Lindsay Lohan, still unemployed, has been invited as the guest of honour at the annual Vienna Opera Ball. By all accounts, it’s the tackiest sh-t ever and if her predecessors are any By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 02:34 am
Clown She can’t even handle being an extra Remember when Mischa Barton headlined a tv show? Remember when she decided she could make it in film? Remember when she failed in film but turned down a spot on Gossip Girl? Remember when her new series was cancelled after 5 minutes? Remember when she broke my arm????? Yeah well By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 02:07 am
Amazingness Becks gets his balls grabbed For real. I need to learn how to speak Italian. Not only because Colin Firth makes it sound extra sexy, not only because the Italian Queen is taking over Hollywood, but because Italian television is straight up nuts, no pun intended. Dude, this tv presenter just walked up to David By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 01:46 am
Hook Ups Skarsgard shameface? Alexander Skarsgard has been hooking up with Kate Bosworth. He shows up somewhere, she shows up 5 minutes later. After the Globes on Sunday, both were at the same parties, reportedly making out at the end of the night... But E! Online says it didn’t start out that way. By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 11:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Green socks at the gym Russell Brand has been going to the gym a lot lately. I see him in his gym clothes and it cracks me up. I mean I can totally see that vain bitch Kellan Lutz at the gym every day tweaking his breasts but Russell Brand, it seems so incongruous. Like, By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 09:20 am
Gorgessity Colin Firth’s happy anus Yeah, it’s like a fart joke. Very, very juvenile. But when Colin Firth says it, and in Italian, well, it’s adorably hilarious. And a little less low classy. Colin’s been making his rounds for A Single Man– Conan on Monday night, Jon Stewart last night (haven’t By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 08:15 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Brown, now the English accent Brown Fried Chicken is trouble, been saying it for weeks. On top of all that, word is she’s now speaking with that English accent. You remember the English accent? At the height of her f-ckedupness she was messing around with Adnan whatever his name and yapping at the paps By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 07:02 am
Bad Style Porny Posehard My Porny showed up at the Hollywood premiere of Extraordinary Measures last night. This is a terrible title. But whatever. As you can see, Porny has been working out. Feeling confident about her body, she went with black legging jeans and flirted with her camel toe. She also decided on By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 04:26 am
Girly Throw Downs Covers induce eyerolls Where is People Magazine? Well, it jumps from ass to ass. Sometimes it lives inside Chris Brown’s ass. Sometimes Tori Spelling’s. This week, you can find People Magazine happily ensconced inside the Pilates toned posterior of “Rachel from Friends” who graces the cover with the MiniVan friendly headline: By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 03:22 am
Jennifer Aniston John Mayer is still f-cking Jen & Jess In his mind. When he jerks off. These are his go-to girls. For reals. And he admits it. To Rolling Stone. Have you heard? Here’s the thing... before we cut him down... I’ll take a John Mayer interview before a bland, boring, generic, cookie cutter interview any time. By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 02:48 am
Exclusives Reading Third Lip and touring with a douche You all had such a good time reading Bill Paxton’s lips the other day after the Golden Globes and deciphering whether or not he said he “lost to cancer” that we’re doing it again, this time with Third Lip Nicole Kidman. Did she drop a f-ck bomb on By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 02:11 am
Sports Leo, Bar, Luke, Pete Leonardo DiCaprio is famously private. He does not want you in his business. He hates being on camera unless Marty Scorsese is behind it. Or Christopher Nolan. You get it. How uncharacteristic then that last night at the Laker game, Leo was front and centre with Bar Rafaeli, newly reunited. By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 09:14 am
Hook Ups New year, new crack love Or she’s trying to make Samantha Ronson jealous. Paps caught Lindsay Lohan out last night with a new beau. His name is Aurelien Wiik. He’s a French actor. To me he’s an Adam Brody clone. French Adam Brody and Lilo were kissing. At a private party inside By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 07:15 am
Amazingness Man. Men. Anna Wintour f-cked it up this month. GQ achieved the opposite. It’s Johnny Depp. Shirtless. Leading the 25 Most Stylish Men for 2010. Word. This is apparently a new photo shoot. So can you imagine the pages inside? The magazine’s website however is even better: The 50 Most By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 05:52 am
Media Manipulation Find a new trick Jen. Dude. This is old. Every time it’s time to sell a movie her publicist sets her up with a new man. Or an old man. Or a co-star. If she’s so FABULOUS AT 40! why can’t she survive with no man? It’s incongruous to the By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 04:54 am
Twilight Where will they shoot it? Exclusive Some non-romance related updates for you Twi-Hards, this has to do with shooting location in response to the daily flurry of emails I receive for production information related to the 4th and possibly 5th movie(s). You’ll recall I was the first to report that due to provincial By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 04:31 am
