Baby and Bump Obsession Cheese labour Motherhood, as you know, is my least favourite subject. I’d rather watch Valentine’s Day and Sex & the City 2 over and over again than be enlightened by a birthing video. Unless of course the star of that birthing video is my Mimi Mariah Carey. People.com is By Lainey • May 27, 2010 05:11 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP’s temporary space If you hate Gwyneth, and most of you do, you will DESPISE the new GOOP. But you will also read every word. Because it’s about home design. And there are a million home design shows on tv for a reason. Don’t lie. You’re already looking at the By Lainey • May 27, 2010 04:27 am
Harry Potter Emma wrap shorts Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe, and Bonnie Wright accepted the Family Film Award last night at the National Movie Awards in London. We are just 3 weeks away from the grand opening of The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios. I can’t think about this. Let’s focus By Lainey • May 27, 2010 04:12 am
Gorgessity Sienna’s fringe without Jude Sienna Miller and her sister accompanied designer Matthew Williamson last night in London at the launch of his new shoppe. She’s been working a new fringe for the last couple of weeks. Looks good, yes, because she’s gorgeous obviously but I prefer her without, not only because I’ By Lainey • May 27, 2010 03:35 am
Johnny Depp Crank & Depp It’s comedy hour courtesy of Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter. As you know, she’s now wearing a monitoring anklet, has been ordered by the court to stay off drugs and alcohol, and is not allowed to leave Los Angeles for “work”. Lilo insists she doesn’t have problems. So By Lainey • May 27, 2010 03:10 am
Katie Holmes The GMD and striped Robo Like I said, this guest list at the National Movie Awards tonight in London was quite impressive. Tom Cruise is a major get. And he showed up tonight with a geo-striped dress that looks better when she’s stationary than when she’s moving around. Partly because I think By Lainey • May 26, 2010 10:13 am
Orlando Bloom Three Whiskers has more whiskers than James Franco But right now they look very similar. Here’s Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom tonight in London at the National Film Awards. Damn. It’s been a long, LONG time. Remember when Orly was a big deal? Sometimes a pretty face really isn’t enough. Orly has however been working on By Lainey • May 26, 2010 09:35 am
Style Pink for Gwyneth again It’s the automatic association, non? Pink Ralph Lauren at the Oscars. And tonight in London at the National Movie Awards – the event is attracting an impressive guest list – Gwyneth Paltrow arrived in bright pink, and very blonde, in a dress I LOVE so much for the construction. So much. By Lainey • May 26, 2010 09:24 am
Girly Throw Downs Chicken Fried Twitter Apparently she’s taken down Ashton Kutcher for Twitter supremacy and now has more followers. At least that was 2 days ago. Sh-t happens so fast on Twitter, and Justin Bieber fans are so f-cking crazy, they’re probably mobilising to make him #1 by tomorrow. This though By Lainey • May 26, 2010 08:49 am
Smutty Surgery Nothing remarkable here This is Kate Hudson on the set of Something Borrowed today in New York wearing a Housewife of Something costume with her hair extra curly. Looks like she’s going to a barbecue over at the Jones’s house down the street. She will bring a salad. Manslinger is working By Lainey • May 26, 2010 08:13 am
Emma Roberts She’s a Roberts Her father’s daughter and her aunt’s niece – this is Emma Roberts last night in London at the premiere of her new film 4321. Afterwards she hit the party. And seemed to enjoy it, ciggie dangling out of her mouth, ready for a late night. Oh young Emma. Just By Lainey • May 26, 2010 06:07 am
Style Sex & the City 2 Major spoilers ahead. You’ve been warned. I have a friend who told me: Never see a movie featuring white people on camels unless it’s an historical drama. Word. Oh but you will go see SATC2 anyway. Even though it’s getting annihilated by critics, even though I’m By Lainey • May 26, 2010 05:29 am
Jessica Simpson Porny in the face Jessica Simpson attended the Gracie Gala last night in Beverly Hills and was honoured with the 2010 Dove Real Beauty Award for her “substance and spirit” as a positive public representative for girls... what? I’ve decided to no longer question this sh-t. Famous people receive awards. Often for By Lainey • May 26, 2010 03:51 am
Dumbass Crank blonde and posing She fixed her busted extensions, hit up the salon yesterday for several hours to work out some new hair, and Lindsay Lohan emerged blonde at the end of it. She does look better... I guess... but lightening doesn’t fix the face bloat, or those f-cked up lips. Still, By Lainey • May 26, 2010 03:28 am
Quiveration Mass swoon over Jake Gyllenhaal “He basically makes ur pants evaporate” – received on Messenger at 6:01pm ET from one of my etalk colleagues re: Jake Gyllenhaal’s appearance on Live @etalk. One after another, my friends bombed my Blackberry with Jakey love. And all of them noted first that it was his charm, his By Lainey • May 26, 2010 03:02 am
Style 2.5 hours of fashion porn I went to a 10am press screening this morning for Sex & the City. A full review will come tomorrow. But it was 2 hours and 20 minutes. Of fashion porn. And if that’s what you’re after, to see nice dresses and obnoxious head gear, and flipping through By Lainey • May 25, 2010 10:39 am
