Movie Reviews and Previews Buff Billy Elliott Well hello Jamie Bell. I like your V. Billy Elliott is 22. And he’s in a new film called The Eagle of the Ninth starring Channing Tatum and Donald Sutherland. It’s 140AD. Jamie is a slave in a Britain run by Romans serving Tatum’s character who, naturally, By Lainey • Dec 30, 2009 01:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange family set visit The Jolie is currently in New York for Salt reshoots. Yesterday Brad Pitt bundled up the girls and brought them to set to visit mom. At the end of the work day, they all left together, Angelina holding Miss Zahara and her white earmuffs and dad with the Chosen One. By Lainey • Dec 30, 2009 01:39 am
Intro for Dec 30, 2009 Dear Gossips, It wasn’t hard to find Chris Brown immediately after he beat the sh-t out of Rihanna, an act for which he was subsequently CONVICTED. Brown was jet skiing at Diddy’s, he was partying at Diddy’s, he was courtside at basketball games, he was clubbing, he By Lainey • Dec 30, 2009 01:14 am
Cheese Fake castles, glass slippers, and Vagina Virgins One of the Jonas Brothers got married recently. According to Michelle’s Boy Band Theory, it was the irrelevant one. Or the least attractive one. What? It’s not like you weren’t thinking it. Anyway, the oldest Vagina Virgin is now supposedly not a Vagina Virgin anymore because there By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 08:12 am
Twilight Best of 2009: Belligerate! I was originally planning to write one massive Twi-Hard hatemail post to commemorate their email amazingness over the last year but then new photos of Robert Pattinson emerged today so why not split them up, highlighting some of the best? I wonder if you’ve forgotten some of their gems. By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 04:20 am
Quiveration Winter in Italy He’s back with AC Milan – this is David Beckham arriving at the team’s training facility the other day and on the field today practising with his mates. They seem happy to be reunited. And David needs to stay healthy. England coach Fabio Capello has confirmed that David will By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 04:07 am
Break Ups The end of T2 Well sh-t, that’s a surprise. Can you contain your sarcasm? Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner – Us Weekly is confirming that they’re over. You’ll recall, it was “revealed” that they hooked up in October, only a month before the release of New Moon. Sadly, their young love has By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 03:23 am
Amazingness How Mimi travels in Capri How could we close out the year without some Mimi amazingness? So the Capri Hollywood International Film Festival has decided to honour Mariah Carey for her work in Precious. What? Of course Mimi turned up to collect. And with her personal walker, Nick Cannon, alongside to celebrate. As you can By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 03:08 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Brown for NYE Britney Spears was photographed yesterday at the Mondrian Hotel in West Hollywood with dark hair. Again. As I’ve already noted, Britney un-blonde is trouble. And the timing… Britney was supposed to have been freed from her father’s authority. Instead, last week, word came that his conservatorship had been By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 02:53 am
Blind Riddles Casting Couch It was mystifying several years ago why she was hyped the way she was hyped. Just another starlet with no real significant starring vehicles somehow ending up with a prestigious magazine cover proclaiming her as the next It. Well It never happened. And after all this time and a string By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 02:32 am
Chris Pine Quinto > Pine Watched Star Trek with Jacek on Christmas Eve. Definitely one of my top 10 of the year. But it only intensified Jacek’s dislike of Chris Pine basely solely and unfairly on the weird grossness of his face. It’s like he’s constantly being swarmed by wasps. I agree. By Lainey • Dec 28, 2009 08:32 am
Rachel McAdams Rachel McAdams: Christmas with the torch Her movie was a great success this weekend at the box office. But instead of New York or LA, she spent Christmas close to home in London, Ontario. Here are some super cute photos of the super cute Rachel McAdams this weekend hitting up the Taphouse Bar gamely posing for By Lainey • Dec 28, 2009 07:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession You’re with your first born… In Dublin. At your brother’s wedding. You’ve mentioned how you love Eamon and his now husband Stephen. And James is with you to celebrate. It must have been such a wonderful weekend for you. Alicja and Henry didn’t join? Well the baby, he’s so young. Perhaps By Lainey • Dec 28, 2009 04:53 am
Jude Law Jude & Sienna: family holiday He mentioned on Letterman a couple of weeks ago that he’d be spending the holiday on a beach with his children. Obviously Sienna Miller was included in those plans. Jude Law is in Barbados with her. She arrived first last week, was papped with her mother, and knowing this, By Lainey • Dec 28, 2009 03:52 am
Bad Style JLo’s losing season Ugh. My Dolphins pissed away the season. They lost yesterday to the Texans and can “technically” still make the playoffs but only IF they win next week and FOUR OTHER TEAMS LOSE. Please. It’s a waste of a season. And it’s Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez’s inaugural By Lainey • Dec 28, 2009 02:33 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Renee: tight with the family Last week she was spotted out on a walk with Bradley Cooper’s parents. This week relations appear to be progressing along nicely – this is Renee Zellweger with a woman identified as Coop’s mom Gloria shopping in Venice yesterday. Celebrity asslicking People.com also confirms that Renee spent the By Lainey • Dec 28, 2009 02:20 am
