Cheese Mimi Cheese Balls & A Tree Shiloh heard my prayer. My mother hopped on the Chinese Lady Express Bus for Casino Rama today. We won’t see her til dinner time. Unless of course she’s on a super hot streak in which case we may not see her for a week. Shiloh’s benevolence is By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 07:13 am
Movie Reviews and Previews 2 movie stars in a trailer As you know, Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz have been working on a new movie called Knight & Day. A trailer has just been released. I like their chemistry. And I like the look of it. And while I’m not saying it’ll be the best sh-t ever of By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 04:18 am
Robert Pattinson Manleggings > Vampires Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson share friends. Last week one of those friends celebrated a birthday. So they all went out. It was loud in the club. Katy and Robert probably leaned in close to talk. All of a sudden it was reported that they must be f-cking. Please. As By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 03:29 am
Photo Assumption Worst of 2009: Clingy SJP It was the un-fun Photo Assumption, images of a wife apparently so grateful that her husband simply agreed to go out with her two nights in a row she could not conceal her gratitude and relief and insecurity on the carpet, even as photographers were shooting away. It was April By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 03:17 am
Style Porny’s best face is a fresh face Been saying it forever: when she’s stripped down of all her tacky ass stylings, Jessica Simpson is so much more attractive. She has great skin, she looks so much younger, she is SO pretty. Especially with a winter flush. See? Jess is in New York with her mom to By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 02:16 am
Renee Zellweger Renee & Coop: family time, alone time Renee Zellweger spent the final days of shooting with Bradley Cooper in Vancouver working out together at Steve Nash gym, quiet dinners, low key love, and then they returned home to LA on the weekend to spend time with family for the holidays. Yesterday Renee was spotted on a walk By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 02:04 am
Best of 2009 Best & Worst 2009: The attempted strangling of RP Worst obviously because those crazy bitches could have hurt him, undeterred by the piss poor security, and best obviously because for those of us who are endlessly amused by the Twi-Hardery, this was some funny sh-t. Many of you were initially skeptical about all that hatemail – when you are sane, By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 11:10 am
Mo`Nique Mo`Nique Mo’Nique doesn’t want it? Well…no… She just won't campaign for it. Well… no… That’s not right either. She’ll campaign for it, but only if she’s paid to campaign for it. By Oprah or the studio. That’s the word according to many film industry insiders and that’s By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 10:25 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Words from Depp, Farrell, and Law On The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Of course you know that their involvement in the film was the result of Heath Ledger’s death. Up to this point, all three marquee actors have abstained from publicly promoting the film. With the movie opening on Christmas Day, they’ve now released By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 06:54 am
Kate Hudson Manslinger & the Single Dress She came to her senses and now it’s over with that self stroking centaur douchebag Alex Rodriguez. And the newly single Kate Hudson is reminding him how good he had it, walking around LA the other day in the tiniest little dress flaunting her horny looking body. Please A-Rod. By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 05:56 am
Cheese When Mimi goes to Aspen… The result is always PURE GOLD. Of course she’s always pure gold but in Aspen it’s like the cheese concentration is extra strong. Every winter there’s an Aspen adventure. Every winter it’s her Christmas gift to the world. Here she is, squeezed into a tight pair By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 04:41 am
Quiveration Franco SNL I thought it was the strongest show in weeks. The strongest of the season so far and critically the most well reviewed of 2009/10 to date although considering that what came before was January Jones, Blake Lively’s breasts, and the overly earnest and, in the end, rather unremarkable By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 04:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Holiday in London The Beckham boys travelled to London this weekend with dad David where they’re expected to spend the holidays at Beckingham Palace in Hertfordshire. They are big now, non? Brooklyn is almost 10. He looks older than 10. Turning 10 in 2010 is Rocco Ritchie. Rocco also arrived in London By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 03:43 am
Cheating Loins Porny steps up… But what about Chris Martin? Star Magazine photo assumed the dumbest story last week about Jessica Simpson dealing with Tiger Woods suggesting they had an affair. Simpson immediately denied the report and according to Gossip Cop she had her lawyer send over a warning, demanding a retraction. Or else. The By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 02:56 am
Sports Country B engaged She was in Ottawa last week spotted at a Senators game and speculation at the time was that something special was going down. And so it appeared all over Twitter yesterday when a family friend tweeted congratulations on their engagement. Local papers have confirmed it today: Mike Fisher proposed to By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 02:14 am
Blind Riddles No one will tell him he sucks There’s a dirtier riddle coming later in the week but here’s an easy quickie for now. He wants this so badly, to be taken seriously as an actor. But on the set of his new movie, everyone is baffled. By how terrible he is. Like laughably terrible. The By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 01:51 am
