Quiveration Jakey’s getting closer To the Freebie 5. It’s not that he’s not deserving. Please. You saw that video I posted last week, didn’t you? Click here if you missed it. The best two minutes of Jakey G in a long, long time. So it’s not because I’m denying By Lainey • May 18, 2010 04:43 am
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart’s disappearing Vogue cover Written by Sarah A couple months ago Lainey broke the news that Kristen Stewart would be getting a solo Vogue cover. For a while, everything seemed to be going along nicely. There were discussions about photographers; Testino and Demarchelier were mentioned, and Demarchelier ended up photographing her. But then some By Lainey • May 18, 2010 04:36 am
Quiveration Sneaking in for Javier Javier Bardem walked the carpet last night at the Biutiful gala with director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu in Cannes after hanging out together earlier in the day for the photo call and press conference. Oh la Javier. He’s hot when he’s just being. And then he opens his mouth By Lainey • May 18, 2010 03:58 am
Blind Riddles LipGloss on the water & a half blind As noted yesterday, Zac Efron is back in Vancouver for reshoots on Charlie St Cloud. He was photographed at sailing practice yesterday and his pants were falling off. There may have been a little posing happening too. They’re actors, they ALL work on the stand and the lean and By Lainey • May 18, 2010 03:27 am
Quiveration Riviera Quiver Goddamn he looks good in French sunshine. GodDAMN. Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams and the cast of Blue Valentine just came through here for the photocall. Michelle’s short very blonde hair is gorgeous. Perfect. Very, very chic. And while the dress was a little too dark perhaps for this By Lainey • May 18, 2010 03:02 am
Intro for May 18, 2010 Dear Gossips, My Marion Cotillard is here in Cannes and was at the Chopard 150th anniversary party last night but the other night she had dinner with Lionel Richie and Chris Tucker. I really love it when famous people are friends with other famous people you don’t expect them By Lainey • May 18, 2010 02:28 am
Gorgessity Seeing the most beautiful Aishwarya Rai and her husband Abhishek Bachnan just passed through here for a photocall on the beach not too long ago. I could only look at her for a few seconds. Same goes for when she’s been on the carpets at the galas every night. Not because she’s By Lainey • May 17, 2010 11:15 am
Smutty Surgery Does Meg look more normal? Maybe I have a sun buzz. Meg Ryan was here in Cannes over the weekend at a photocall for the documentary Countdown to Zero. The trailer is below. Scared the sh-t out of me. Made me want to cry. Meg’s face however doesn’t scare me or make By Lainey • May 17, 2010 10:02 am
Quiveration Mads & Lisbeth This is for you, you know who you are, and you keep asking me about Mads Mikkelsen and why he doesn’t get enough love so here he is, last night at the gala for La princesse de Montpensier with Barthelemy Grossmann, and none other than Noomi Rapace. Who? She By Lainey • May 17, 2010 09:17 am
Style Naomi & Woody Saturday night in Cannes for the premiere of You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (positive reviews from 3 journalists I spoke with), Naomi Watts arrived on the carpet in pale pink Gucci and red lips. It was spectacular. Not sure if it’s photographing as well as it was By Lainey • May 17, 2010 08:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Beckham family affection Victoria and David accompanied their boys to the Grove the other day for the free Jonas Brothers concert. Check out Brooklyn. He’s almost as tall as his mother only she’s wearing heels. Trippy. When they’ve been photographed almost every day of their lives, it’s hard not By Lainey • May 17, 2010 08:09 am
BFFs Cannes BFFs and Salma’s bitchface Gael Garcia Bernal is a jury member this year. His bestie Diego Luna is presenting a film. So of course they’re inseparable. And of course it’s adorable to see them truly enjoying being around each other. The crowd went wild when they arrived together on Friday night with By Lainey • May 17, 2010 07:16 am
Quiveration Waiting for him Does that sound really creepy? Ryan Gosling was photographed in LA on Sunday headed for Cannes. Blue Valentine is an official selection of Un Certain Regard. There’s a photocall tomorrow and a carpet and an afterparty. Now you know what my schedule is for Tuesday. What? We’re shooting By Lainey • May 17, 2010 06:44 am
Hook Ups No wonder Kate Hudson got new boobs Written by Sarah It’s because she’s girlfighting with Cameron Diaz. According to the New York Post, who is commenting on an US Weekly story, Cameron and Kate are fueding over Alex Rodriguez. Given the sources, I am disinclined to believe this, even though Cameron did fling with A- By Lainey • May 17, 2010 06:39 am
Girly Throw Downs Crank comes to Cannes Was there any doubt? One way or another, even though she’s broke ass, she’d find her way here. After all, she’s ostensibly in Cannes to promote an upcoming role as porn star Linda Lovelace. What wouldn’t she do? Nothing is off limits now. So this is By Lainey • May 17, 2010 05:33 am
Robert Pattinson Pretty scum has shorter hair He looks better with shorter hair. But f-ck me this kid cannot wear pants over his mothering hips. It’s Robert Pattinson in LA running errands with a bodyguard. Poor bastard can’t do anything without a bodyguard these days. Those Twi-Hards are too resourceful. After holiday time By Lainey • May 17, 2010 04:29 am