Intro for Jan 14, 2010 Dear Gossips, Last night’s Conan, to me anyway, was probably the funniest of the week. He’s feisty and it’s gold. And it gets even better when he gets to f-ck around with a friend, as he and Ricky Gervais took it to NBC together, likely infuriating executives By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 01:24 am
Girlcrushes The unfrumpy slit Marion Cotillard in Rome today at the premiere of Nine in an Angelina Jolie-esque matron back ensemble that at first glance is kinda frumpy and then she turned to the side and, well, not to get all perv but it’s hard for the eye not to follow her hamstring By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 10:32 am
Posing Stop stealing Tom’s pose Please! He is an original. And his classic pose “playing” in the playground should never be imitated. It is never the same. EVER. But here’s Cristiano Ronaldo, in his new ads for Armani, holding onto his imaginary business in his pocket fronting like he’s the sweaty pervy equivalent By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 08:58 am
Dumbass A tricked out vagina sells books Every dumb twat has a book out these days. Is it easy to write a book? It must be. Not for people who can actually write, of course, but definitely easy for people writing for idiots. How else can you explain Tori Spelling’s two bestsellers? Now it’s Size By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 07:01 am
Dumbass Jay Leno, Tequila, Breezy, and Heidi And what do they have in common? People Magazine. The MiniVan’s Bible. Yay! I already mentioned in the open that People readers, purveyors of great taste, voted him their favourite host. You remember their exclusive interview conducted inside Chris Brown’s ass, don’t you? Yesterday People.com posted By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 06:36 am
Quiveration Love for Anthony Mackie & Liveblogging the Globes! The Hurt Locker has managed to stay in the game. Because it’s so great. Even though it was released so long ago, The Hurt Locker is a top awards contender, there’s no doubt that the film will receive a nod for Best Picture and Katherine Bigelow could be By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 03:39 am
Maple Leaf The greatest gift of all time ever and ever How about some Celine on a Wednesday? You love it. I love it! Celine Dion took her tour around the world last year. She gifted her voice to millions of people and they gifted her back with love and devotion, mesmerised by her bedazzled crotch. What? Yes. The trailer. See By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 02:53 am
Douchebags Cleansing didn’t help You can’t clean a douche. Does that make sense? In reference to John Mayer...yes. John announced at New Year’s on his Twitter that he was taking a break from being a dick. So you’ve heard about his pathetic stand up comedy attempts, right? Click here for By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 02:16 am
Hook Ups Porny & Pumpkin in studio together Oh well now they’re bumpin’ arts. You know this means love. Jessica Simpson has publicly acknowledged her relationship with Billy Corgan. Check it out – two photos posted on her Twitter showing them in studio together taken by a professional photographer. Jess looks totally loved up and blissed out. As By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 01:58 am
Blind Riddles Watching how he copes It can be hard to breathe when you’re as young and as famous as he is. He copes in public situations not unlike many of his counterparts in the industry – as alarming as this sounds, a bump here and there is pedestrian in Hollywood. He’s been known however By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 01:53 am
Intro for Jan 13, 2010 Dear Gossips, And the late night war rages on. And almost all of them are taking it to Jay Leno. No matter the network, no matter the time slot, from Kimmel to Ferguson and Letterman and Conan, it is unanimous – according to his peers, Jay is an obsequious network asskissing By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 01:17 am
Girlcrushes His and Her Rising Stars In 2008, Shia LaBeouf received the BAFTA Rising Star Award. Two years later, his girlfriend Carey Mulligan has been nominated for the same, and is expected to also receive a nomination for Best Leading Actress for An Education which leads the nominations longlist at 17 mentions. His and Her Rising By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 11:54 am
Girly Throw Downs Much better McAdams is not Kruger Sherlock Holmes premiered in Germany today – check Rachel McAdams on the carpet in Berlin looking much lovelier than at previous tries during the Sherlock promotional tour. Wasn’t feeling the old lady look. It’s an improvement for sure, but it also ain’t no Diane Kruger who brought the By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 09:00 am
Conan O`Brien Conan’s letter Well rationalised, well argued, and some fighting words. Albeit in a classy way. Conan O’Brien has just released a statement re: the f-ckery at NBC. He refuses to move, and he shouldn’t have to. No, Conan is not acquiescing. Conan is throwing down. And he’s putting NBC By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 07:47 am
Bad Style Assy Glee style Oh Dianna Agron. You are hurting me. Sunday night it was overdressed feathers. Last night at a Fox party it was a virgin length dress and maybe the most offensive shoes I’ve seen in a long, long time. She’s, like, 20. And those are 20 x 3. Sh-t. By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 07:37 am
Girlcrushes Norah in Vancouver Last year was a hot one for Vancouver filming. While the Twilight Nation eagerly awaits word about Breaking Dawn’s shooting location, other smaller projects are kicking off the new year here. Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg are coming home to film I’m With Cancer next month and right By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 04:54 am
