Intro for Jan 18, 2010 Dear Gossips, Mimi took a backseat to so many stars last night. It was like she barely registered. It was, however, also raining. And as Michelle noted during our liveblog, we all wondered how she’d be able to walk that carpet. Who would be the lucky minion charged with By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:07 am
B-tch please Cheese Champers! Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night. This kills me. The Splashes. Like she wasn’t full throttling that bottle with both hands. Or By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 11:28 am
Bad Style Fire Burning Somebody call 911 Shawty fire burning on the dance floor You’re gonna hate me for putting that song in your head the rest of the day. But it’s the song that popped into my head when I saw what Dianna Agron wore to the Season Diamond Fashion Awards By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 10:11 am
Girlcrushes Winona is still invited Well that’s a good sign. Last week while sick I indulged in an old movie marathon which included How to Make an American Quilt. It was 15 years ago. And Winona Ryder was perfect. As A List as A List could get. So breathtakingly beautiful. I mean that face. By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 07:17 am
Girlcrushes Nine nominees Here they come. Marion Cotillard arrived in LA yesterday under a trilby in advance of the Golden Globes on Sunday. Penelope Cruz boarded in Madrid today, presumably heading for the same. Both ladies of Nine have been nominated, Marion for Best Actress, Pene for Best Supporting, and they will join By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 05:44 am
Anne Hathaway Harvard Annie Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Club has named Anne Hathaway the Woman of the Year to be awarded in February. Harvard has MUCH better taste this month than Vogue, non? They call her Annie. And Annie has indeed enjoyed a wonderful year with an Oscar nomination for Rachel Getting Married, earning By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 04:30 am
Hate Mail Why sign when you can spit? Gerard Butler hit up a Golden Globes gifting suite last night and was approached for autographs from fans who’d gladly let him spray their faces. Have I ever mentioned my Team Spittle hate mail? Not quite as f-cked up as the Twi-Hards or as violent as the Aniston groupies By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 04:08 am
Gorgessity No Sherlock in Paris Not sure where RDJ is at the photo call for Sherlock Holmes in Paris today. In his stead, the film was represented by Rachel McAdams, Guy Ritchie, and his totally platonic soulmate Jude Law. A very tanned, very orange Jude Law but a very pretty one nonetheless. He’s gorgeous. By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 03:51 am
Intro for Jan 15, 2010 Dear Gossips, Please tell James Franco that if he squints really hard, I kinda look not really like Komiko. Back to back new 30 Rock last night, did you watch? For those you of who don’t believe that grown men can develop relationships with cartoon pillows, well, you should By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 02:03 am
Bad Style The Shopping ShameFace Not too long ago, Mischa Barton was at the top of every designer’s mailing list. And then she pissed it away. Over and over again. When given a life jacket in the form of Gossip Girl, she turned it down. In favour of movies. Which didn’t come. So By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 11:18 am
Parent Pimps Cyrus Gangsta Crunk Not depressed enough this week? How about watching a video of 10 year old Noie or Noah whatever Cyrus, JailBait v 2.0, miming Ke$ha’sTik Tok ... and somehow this found its way onto YouTube. Don’t bother asking what the f-ck her folks are up to. It’s By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 06:48 am
The Brazilian Bush of Jesus Madonna’s pretend boyfriend has landed a feature in Interview. Don’t ask me to tell you what he says. Don’t tell me you care what he says. What he says is not important on a regular day. What he says is even more unimportant when he doesn’t By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 06:28 am
Douchebags Douchebag borrows material He’s an artist. And the thing about an artist like John Mayer, one of the most pretentious artists in the business, is that he truly believes that his sh-t is the greatest sh-t of all time. That his mind is the most unique, most original, that his thoughts are By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 04:03 am
Dear Canada Interrupting the gossip for an important announcement: The Government of Canada has announced it will MATCH every donation up to $50 million in support of Haiti from now until February 12. Please give. Now back to your regularly schedule programming. By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 03:56 am
Clown Big lips, polka nips, and a sex tape It’s this week’s episode of Lohan Mayhem 2010. Lindsay Lohan showed up last night at the Vida International Launch Party wearing a sheer polka dot blouse hinting at a pair of hard nips. I’ve been looking for them. Don’t lie. You’re looking too. She stayed By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 03:16 am
Media Manipulation George: presenting Ely and helping Haiti Could there be a sexier image than all-American hunk George Clooney learning Italian from his latest love interest, lingerie model Elisabetta Canalis? That’s the opening sentence of a new article appeearing on People.com this morning about George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis titled: George Clooney's Costars Praise By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 02:50 am
