Bad Style Posh’s replacement is a brand mistake Megan Fox has taken over from Victoria Beckham at Armani underwear. The new ads have been released. Megan, unlike Victoria however, is allowed to wear some real clothes. Not sure what that’s all about. Here’s the problem with Armani’s Fox selection – and it has nothing to do By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 03:59 am
Thinnification Jacek, she’s too skinny Mila Kunis is one of my husband Jacek’s favourite girls. After Marion Cotillard and Penelope Cruz, Mila ranks along with Portman and McAdams and sometimes Shaki. But Mila last night turned up at the LA premiere of The Book of Eli looking much much smaller. Like scary smaller. Not By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 03:22 am
Style The Italian Queen’s New York pants I’ve been accused at times of speaking in hyperbole but it’s impossible to overstate the Italian Queen’s impressive trajectory: in 6 short months she has been whitewashed and elevated, lauded by his friends and associates, accepted in the most elite circles. You think that Larson broad was By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 02:39 am
Blind Riddles Hands free A quickie. Who makes sure that her husband has someone on staff specifically to hold her bag while she watches him at work? This is the employee’s only job responsibility. This person does nothing else but hold the bag. There’s no multitasking here. Because the bag can’t By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 02:18 am
Hook Ups The Only For Sookie look Remember True Blood last season when Sookie dreamt about being in bed with Eric and they were sex talking and she was all like, I know you’re not an asshole through and through and he answered something to the effect that his soft side was “only for Sookie”? Well By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 01:50 am
Quiveration James McAvoy for a cold Oh well now this is helpful. Am a disgusting snotty mess but will never complain about waking up to new photos of James McAvoy, especially since they’re so hard to come by. This is James in LA last night for the premiere of The Last Station. He’ll be By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 01:14 am
Intro for Jan 12, 2010 Dear Gossips, Everyone is talking about NBC’s late night f-ckery, especially the late night subjects themselves, and of course Letterman is revelling in the debacle, sparing Conan but skewering Jay and, in particular, targeting Carson Daly. He’s right. Why IS Carson Daly? So Jay tried to be funny By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 12:51 am
Style Jennifer Connelly shoe porn Arriving at Letterman today likely to promote Creation about Charles Darwin. Connelly plays Darwin’s wife and her real life husband Paul Bettany as the man himself. The film opens January 22nd. I always forget she won an Oscar. Because theirs is a low key life. They stay off the By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 10:05 am
Bad Style Overdressed Glee next Blake? Blair Waldorf is the star on Gossip Girl. Period. But Leighton Meester is not the marquee star of Gossip Girl. Even though she’s the better actor, even though she plays the superior character, even though she gets the best lines, Leighton is undeniably and criminally the Andrew Ridgeley to By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 09:04 am
Jessica Simpson Porny motorboat I married an immature perv who considers Wedding Crashers and Old School the two finest films ever made. There’s a part in You’ve Got Mail when Tom Hanks tells Meg Ryan that everything in life can be related back to The Godfather, you remember? Well for Jacek, all By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 07:09 am
Friday Night Lights This is not sad news Many of you have emailed re: Taylor Kitsch and the comments from Friday Night Lights producer Jason Katims that he’s leaving the show. You have anticipated that I’ll be sad. Quite the opposite actually. Kitsch will no longer be a regular featured player on FNL because he’s By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 06:38 am
B-tch please Forgiveness vows They were married a year ago this past weekend and Josh Duhamel celebrated by surprising Fergie with a vow renewal ceremony on top of a bluff overlooking the ocean the other day. Apparently she was super emotional and blubbered through the whole thing and then they had dinner and flew By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 04:42 am
Jeff Bridges So take a look at me now That Jeff Bridges post triggered a memory in Naomi W who was kind enough to share it and yes! Totally forgot! OMG, do you remember Against All Odds? I recall there was a hot sex scene in that movie and when it came on pay channel late on a loop By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 04:21 am
Girlcrushes The Frontrunner I met Jeff Bridges a few months ago in Toronto during TIFF. He showed up at the Men Who Stare at Goats afterparty and I remember posting on my Twitter right away that he`s a sexy beast. It`s a lot of beard, but there`s something so compelling By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 03:17 am
Parent Pimps Drama always wins Lindsay Lohan. She can’t follow up a win with a win. And you’d think that, especially with so few wins in her life these days, she’d at least want to savour a rare one. Oh no. This is the Lilo. And the drama always overrides everything. Friday By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 02:48 am
B-tch please Clooney opportunities The year’s first major awards show is less than a week away. And George Clooney insists he’s not campaigning. Sure. But given that he’s paraded his Ely on almost every carpet since they started dating last summer, it is very likely that he’ll show up with By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 01:59 am
