Movie Reviews and Previews Just don’t write anymore… Or cheat. Have mentioned this before but Troy Dyer was the boy for my early 20s. When that kind of idealistic bullsh-t seemed romantic. I will say however that I never liked his corny erotica. At any age. Which, along with maturity, I guess, and of course the fact that By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 09:24 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Zahara & Elvis He would have been 75 today. My friend LB asked yesterday – can you imagine his life in this era? The quaaludes and the guns and the late night binges and the women? It’s not impossible. Happy Birthday Elvis. And Happy Birthday Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt who is 4. Here’s By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 08:06 am
Hook Ups Madge & Sean Penn: reunited! Am a bit foggy today. A cold has set in just in time for the weekend. Great. Something to rouse the smutty juices however – last night Madonna and Sean Penn met up for dinner in New York. Not surprisingly, she was photographed and he was not. Of course. They apparently By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 06:20 am
Girly Throw Downs He doesn’t hit chicks Ohhhhhhh snap. I like Rihanna’s new man. So far. As you know, RiRi is now with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers. They’ve been on holiday, and they know they’ve been photographed, and they’re still loving it up for the cameras. Somehow Matt also found time By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 05:35 am
Break Ups Crack tweets and thieves Happy New Year Mayhem! We’re only a full week into it and Lindsay Lohan is already f-cking around. First, she broke up with her BFF. Nickname is Pooty. Real name is Patrick Audadouche, or something. This is not important. What’s important is that she accused him of stealing By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 03:51 am
Parent Pimps She’s totally not having sex What? Disney JailBait? Of course not. She’s totally still a virgin. A virgin who travels on her own to spend time with her boyfriend in Australia. A virgin who has travelled back with him to LA. A virgin who was rolling around on the beach with him the other By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 03:01 am
Dumbass NBC f-ckery Like it’s not enough the way they pissed on, and continue to piss on, Friday Night Lights. Now it’s full tits drama over The Tonight Show. Would Jay Leno step OFF already? He announced he wanted to leave. So he left. Only NBC was worried he’d run By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 02:40 am
Bad Style Chicken Fried bald patches and stains I’m telling you, she scares me when she’s a brunette. Her world isn’t right when she’s brunette. And the way she looked yesterday out and about in LA wasn’t right at all. Especially since this is “pulled together” for her. In the sense that she’ By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 02:06 am
B-tch please George’s “no campaign” campaign Clooney and Anna Kendrick and Vera Farmiga were on the cover of Entertainment Weekly last week and the interview was charming. He has a lot of affection for young Anna. He concedes that she steals the movie, and she does, and he also answers that ubiquitous question: Team Edward or By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 01:55 am
Quiveration Coop on Letterman Tonight. Jesus. Is it time to promote Valentine’s Day already? January just started! Bah. To be fair, am not sure what Coop is pimping tonight with Dave but Valentine’s Day, the movie starring EVERYONE, seems the most likely project. That or Case 39 with Renee Zellweger which has By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 12:02 pm
Photo Assumption Redfaced about The Morgans? Hugh Grant is in Spain promoting The Morgans. Looks like he hit the self tanner a little too hard. Where was he over the holiday? Here’s my Photo Assumption: He must need to be permanently drunk to suffer through the embarrassment of pimping that movie. Especially since he’s By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 09:23 am
Cheese People’s Choice Award: Favourite Non-Walker Who else? What brings up more happiness than Mimi not walking? Or, rather, walking assisted by a bodyguard/husband/waiter? JOY. She is JOY. Mariah Carey was named Favourite R&B Artist last night at the PCAs over, um, Beyonce. Which should tell you how bullsh-t the People’s By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 07:42 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy’s ding and more organic New photos taken today – my Gwyneth was in a minor car accident in London. They’ve had crazy snow over there. And the roads were icy. So they stopped and exchanged information and G was apparently very conscientious and polite. On a related note, but not really, the new hands-free By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 07:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Never not pregnant I tweeted the following yesterday: Is Mark Wahlberg’s wife never NOT pregnant? Because for real, she’s pregnant, like, all the time. It’s remarkable fertility. Anyway, so many people Twitter replied at me with sentiments similar to the following: If I was his wife I would be pregnant By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 05:11 am
Style Shoes for the indulged Don’t often like Jessica Alba’s red carpet stylings. Last night however at the People’s Choice Awards – all over it. Love the dress so much. She’s growing out her fringe, the fuss-free, kinda dirty hair middle part works for me, and those shoes... for the pampered and By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 03:57 am
Gorgessity Hugh showed up Here’s the thing about the People’s Choice Awards: if Hugh Jackman gets on a plane to attend the People’s Choice Awards, it means that Hugh Jackman WILL WIN a People’s Choice Award. His category was Favourite Action Star. And while I normally disagree with “The People” By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 03:23 am
