Twilight Robert Ronnie Pattinson The clever folks at MTV Marketing created this amazingness. Robert Pattinson imagined Jersey Shore styles. It’s now my favourite Pattinson photo of all time. Laura just emailed me to say that this is the one and only way she doesn’t find him attractive. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 02:44 am
Media Manipulation The Way They Are They went out for dinner last night in New York. No kids, with friends, an Italian restaurant called Alto. Apparently they were there for 6 hours. And look at the expression of gazing love on their faces as they climbed back into their car to go home. Porn! Now if By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 02:39 am
Break Ups The Way They Were Scattered pictures Of the smiles we left behind F-ck I love this movie. 5 years ago today, the MiniVan’s dreams were broken. But it’s so much fun going through old photos. Spent much, MUCH too much time on it this morning. Now it’s your turn. Photos from By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 02:01 am
Intro for Jan 07, 2010 Dear Gossips, January 7. Five years ago today, on a Friday, after usual business hours, timed strategically, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston announced to the world that they were separating. They were in Anguilla, on their last holiday together, photographed arm in arm kissing at the beach. It was the By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 01:35 am
Hook Ups Liv’s new love? It’s been a while since Liv Tyler split from her ex husband Royston Langdon. She’s kept a very low profile with her son, has worked here and there but not that much, and was photographed yesterday leaving the salon – hair is dark red these days. Fresh from styling, By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 11:07 am
Exclusives Anna Kendrick 2010 She received the Rising Star Award at the Palm Springs Film Festival last night, she won the Supporting Actress Award from the NBR, she`s up for several other critics`awards, and she`s nominated for a Golden Globe on January 17th for Up In The Air… But there`s By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 08:17 am
Girlcrushes I’ll gladly share with her My husband. It’s a great relief to me now that Jacek’s quiveration preferences have changed since we’ve been together. When we met, he had Heather Graham on his list. He will argue that this is largely attributable to the fact that Austin Powers was his hero but By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 07:18 am
Blind Riddles The Good Mommy Weight Loss Method These are the things you get from your mother. Our perfect parent found a permanent way to keep the weight down – with a lap band installation a few years ago. At the same time, she thought she’d help out her little girl too. By pretty much forcing her teenage By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 06:55 am
Jessica Simpson Porny’s new hair, hot legs It’s another Ken Paves soap opera creation – he and his most high profile client Jessica Simpson were shot leaving his salon last night after spending hours inside working on a new ‘do. Blonde curly mall waves. Mall waves weave? Probably not a bad bed. You know they sell them, By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 05:08 am
Douchebags Emile WHO? Robert Pattinson was hanging out with Emile Hirsch in Cannes. We were there that night at the Du Cap when they arrived and, for Laura, I endured two hours of his bullsh-t before I made her leave. Because I could no longer stand Emile Hirsch’s groundbreaking Ph.D dissertation By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 03:54 am
Sit DOWN Sit DOWN JLo There was a time, in the early-ish part of the last decade, when Jennifer Lopez was as famous as one could be. But it’s 2010 now. And she can’t pass herself off as a singer anymore. And the promise of Out of Sight never really materialised. And since By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 03:46 am
Celebrity Bodies Supermodels on holiday Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell are both in Thailand with their boyfriends on holiday. Naomi’s dude is a Russian billionaire called Vladislav Doronin. Of course. They’ve been together a while now. Seems like their relationship consists of going from one luxury resort to another. Vlady is a hunk By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 03:18 am
Amazingness It was her Oscar If this is the way she gives acceptance speeches for acting, maybe she should win one. Diablo Cody tweeted from the Palm Springs Film Festival Awards last night that: Mariah Carey just gave the most awesome acceptance speech of all time. Unfortunately, at press time, there’s only this short By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 02:21 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Miley meets the family Miley Cyrus, 16 years old, is in Australia with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth having arrived there on NYE to spend time with him and his family. The two were previously spotted together hand in hand romantic in Paris. Oh no. They’re not f-cking at all. Teens don’t have By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 12:06 pm
Maple Leaf Glee comes home Miss Glee so much. And April is so far away. And it won’t fly by quickly either. So we take our fix where we can. Cory Monteith is from BC. He came home for the holiday. Was spotted heading to Vancouver Island in a vintage Porsche Targa. Well that By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 09:27 am
Weddings No more Strange Russell Brand has collected a LOT of Strange along the way. My friend Fiona hates it when her husband Kiu uses this expression. It’s offside, sure. But it totally applies to Brand’s romantic history. One night multiples, many walks of shame… and now he’s found The One. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 07:56 am
