Girlcrushes Emma Style Porn Sweet Jesus, Burberry is bringing it. Of course. Because the muse is Emma Watson. MAJOR style quiveration. This is the new Burberry campaign for 2010. Photos by Mario Testino who was, perhaps, the most tragic casualty of The September Issue. For serious. His shots of Sienna Miller were bullsh-t. And By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 06:37 am
Girly Throw Downs Third Lip vs Ricky Gervais Third Lip will take the stage at the Beverly Hilton next next Sunday for the Golden Globe Awards as Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been confirmed as a presenter, likely in support of Nine which is up for 5 awards, including acting nods for Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, and DDL. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 05:07 am
Parent Pimps Lohan Mayhem 2010 Lindsay Lohan promised on her Twitter at New Year’s that 2010 would be all about the Lohan Mayhem. In a “positive” way. Please. Is that possible? Lilo is currently with Ali in St Barts. The mother is nowhere to be found. They’ve been walking around in their bikinis, By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 04:22 am
Maple Leaf Zain is Naked Some of you have emailed in the last few months asking about Zain. Where did he go? Zain Meghji and I used to work together as reporters at etalk. I’m still there, Zain has moved on. Zain is now the host of How To Look Good Naked Canada premiering By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 03:51 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Pippy’s not climbing the mountain He said he would climb Kilimanjaro for charity, then his girlfriend decided to tag along, but he got booked for a movie so he backed out, and since she doesn’t get booked for sh-t, she had to keep at it. Along with Emile Hirsch who was confirmed yesterday as By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 02:42 am
Style GOOPy’s striped hat My Gwyneth was photographed in London this morning arriving at the gym in a long puffy coat. Word is it’s not exactly the Tracy Anderson Method anymore. Love that striped toque. I just bought a wool striped toque with a pompom top. My favourite. G is supposed to be By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 02:16 am
Cheese 2 minutes of amazingness And so much f-cking cringe. Ew! But I’ve watched this 3 times. And since Kevin Jonas chose to provide his wedding video (totally free, right?) to Access Hollywood, this sh-t is fair game. Especially when it’s such a wonderful gift. Right off the top, note the fist pump. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 01:51 am
Famewhores Vagina Virgin wedding sale Part 2 Way to commemorate a private occasion. By selling exclusive wedding photos to People Magazine in a paid package that probably included a picture of the honeymoon – how’s that for keeping some things to yourself? Last week it was Kevin Jonas and his “princess” in a fake New York castle By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 12:03 pm
Bad Style Stop showing me your thighs I am a fickle bitch. Ordinarily this is not a particularly positive attribute but it can be quite useful when it comes to objects of fantasy. The whole point of a Freebie 5 is what happens with the unattainable quiver. They can’t unattainable quiver if they suck sh-t. Laura, By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 09:06 am
Hook Ups Michael Cera meets Fight Club Kinda. Youth In Revolt opens this Friday. And while I know Michael Cera can be tedious and annoying, the Michael Cera who shows up in Youth in Revolt is more than bearable. If you can’t stand to stand in line for Avatar and if Daybreakers isn’t your thing, By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 09:01 am
Movie Reviews and Previews LipGloss Avatar Avatar is officially a monster. Has already surpassed $1 BILLION worldwide. Currently ranked 4th in all time box office earnings meaning James Cameron now owns the top spot (Titanic) and is quickly closing in on the 2nd as Avatar approaches the records set by Pirates of the Caribbean and The By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 06:51 am
Bad Style No playoffs for the famous Marc Anthony bought into the Miami Dolphins this season. He and his wife have made it a home game tradition to roll out some kind of carpet, and Fergie, also a co-owner, showed up yesterday with Josh Duhamel to round out the season…which was a losing one. So many By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 05:30 am
Douchebags Gerry at the beach It’s expired. You can’t possibly use Dear Frankie anymore as a quiveration rationalisation for Gerard Butler. Or Phantom of the Opera, and he was gross in that anyway. As for his boorish grunting in 300 – that’s done too. At least the body is. So let’s recap By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 04:50 am
Shia LaBeouf Carey & Shia: first holiday They were together for New Year’s, Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf celebrated a first milestone in LA. Very serious. The two were photographed this weekend walking his dog. He apparently has 2 bulldogs – Brando and Rex. They’re saying this is Brando. He has a great face, non? We By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 03:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Family Brange at the show Can you imagine the f-ckin’ production whenever they go out? I observe my friends with children. How long it takes to get everyone ready, to pack them all up, to make sure no one has to pee, and then you throw security and extra transportation and alleged pap avoidance into By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 03:05 am
Break Ups Where were you Jakey? This is Jake Gyllenhaal arriving at LAX yesterday. Not sure where he was. But we all have our theories. As you know, Jakey and Reese Witherspoon are over. He did however spend some time in late December just before Christmas in New York, spotted hanging out with friends at a By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 02:51 am
