Hook Ups Beauty loves Beauty As it should be. Pretty people back together. There have been rumours swirling for a couple of weeks now that Jude Law and Sienna Miller can’t stay away from each other. Apparently they were going at it full on at a club a few days ago. And now this By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 06:39 am
Golddiggers Ely & Eminem Am obsessed with her. She is running it. She is bringing old country craft to the modern art of golddigging and controlling George Clooney in the process. Show Elisabetta Canalis some respect. Here she is hitting up the CVS yesterday in work out gear in LA. She’s staying at By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 04:59 am
Britney Spears Baby One More Time It’s her birthday. And she celebrated last night on a date with her man Jason Trawick at the Chateau Marmont and with her weave up and the fringe falling forward, in her jeans and leather jacket, she almost looks young again. Cue pang of nostalgia, right? Trawick is getting By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 03:32 am
Style There’s a good girl It’s like talking to a toddler. When everyone gathers around to watch as she successfully puts one foot in front of the other without falling, or goes to the bathroom by herself, or speaks in a short proper sentence for the first time. What a good girl! Who’s By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 02:51 am
Bad Style Tight shirt, tight pants, big hair Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz continue to shoot Knight & Day in Seville, Spain, spotted yesterday walking around set. As you can see, he’s working it in a slimming black tight tee with brown skinnies like he wishes it was 1999, or that he could style it like Brad By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 02:13 am
Why IS Why is Orlando Bloom? Last week he was in Marrakesh with Jennifer Aniston and my Gwyneth for the opening of some hotel. Yesterday he was in Vegas with Rosario Dawson and some other people for the opening of another hotel. What exactly does Orlando Bloom do? A perfect candidate for Why Is, non? Sure By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 01:58 am
Girlcrushes Wiig! She doesn’t get enough love. Today’s a good day for it. Kristen Wiig was at the Gotham Awards last night. Am all over what she’s wearing, it works for her. Also reminds me of my friend Duana who can wear red tights like no other bitch and By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 09:39 am
Bad Style Bad hair belongs together I’m so lame I still want Britney and Justin back together. This will never be. But it’s almost like their hair is trying to be. Bad hair belongs together. As you can see, Pip’s is still all relaxed and douchey on the set of The Social Network. By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 07:48 am
Famewhores When the Italian Queen met the Jolie They call her “Ely”. And Ely is working it like she’s all tight with Mother Clooney. And Ely and Mother Clooney flanked George last night at the LA premiere of Up in the Air, just in case you were questioning how badly he wants that Best Actor Oscar. Elisabetta By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 06:59 am
Sports Be Italian! A third trailer for Nine has been released. GOOSE BUMPS and jumpy claps! Is it Christmas yet? Soon. Until then, we have the premieres. The UK premiere of Nine is on Thursday. Kate Hudson has arrived in advance of the event, landing at Heathrow today…with Alex Rodriguez. Well, he’ By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 04:33 am
Sports There will be more etalk has an exclusive advance look at the new Us Weekly and it’s all about Tiger Woods and if you thought last week was sh-tty, it’s about to get much, much worse. There will be more. More women. One woman claims they’ve been f-cking for almost 3 By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 04:02 am
Cheating Loins GOOPy Wellies After a luxe weekend in Marrakesh with her surprising new bestie Jennifer Aniston, my imaginary bestie Gwyneth Paltrow is now back in London, photographed today surveying the progress on her home expansion. As previously reported, she and Chris Martin bought the place next door and are merging the two into By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 03:18 am
Bad Style Disco Porny can’t multitask You know I have a soft spot for Jessica Simpson. She makes mistakes, she says stupid sh-t, she will always choose cheap over classy, but it also seems wrong to hate on someone so dumb. There are good intentions underneath those breasts. It just takes a lot of patience to By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 02:47 am
Amazingness Meryl covers, cusses, and drinks In other words, as we all know already, she’s perfect. And at 60 years old, Meryl Streep is on the cover of Vanity Fair closing out yet another triumphant year in which she delivered yet another sure-to-be-nominated performance in Julie & Julia with commercial and critical success and followed By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 02:04 am
Faux Gossip Brange: cops, fights, and full body satin I love the Jolie but f-ck she cannot dress. What is this? What are these pants? Why are these pants? How did he let her leave the house in those pants? Because you know he’s a styling man. And these are not the pants of a styling woman. If By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 01:57 am
Thinnification The Thinnification of Taupe Jennifer Garner seemed to be in no rush to starve herself following the birth of 2nd daughter Seraphina born last January. Was great. Lately though… This is Garner after getting her hair done yesterday. She looks gaunt, her jeans are falling off of her, her hips, they’re scaring me, By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 10:11 am
