Thinnification SJP green ballet Sarah Jessica Parker attended the New York City Ballet spring opening last night. Love the jacket over the dress. Love. But... she is deathly thin right now, non? Like more so than usual. Perhaps it’s the stress of running after two babies and a preschooler. I’ll say it By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 07:02 am
Parent Pimps Crank Fugitive? Lindsay Lohan is on probation. One of the court ordered conditions of her probation is that she attend alcohol education classes every 7 days. The alcohol education classes do not take place at the Chateau Marmont. Needless to say, she hasn’t been in compliance. And TMZ reports that the By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 05:52 am
Tom Cruise Tom is the boss Doesn’t he look it? Stealthy Tom Cruise was photographed yesterday in Long Beach on the set of Knight & Day. It’s been weeks, maybe longer, since we last saw him. Always the wife, always the Little Sci, but very infrequently the GMD. He has many secret missions. And By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 05:03 am
Maple Leaf The Anniversary of their Sex Today is a very, very special today. It’s one of the most precious days of all f-cking time. Can you hear the doves? They are singing and fluttering and our hearts should be soaring with the memory and the love and the joy of the memory of the By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 04:20 am
Break Ups Halle is single? According to Radar Online Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are over. For months. They’re blaming it on him. Something about age difference. Supposedly Gabriel can’t handle it anymore. And wants to see other people. But...she’s Halle Berry. What? Show me a beautiful woman and I’ll By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 04:00 am
BFFs GOOP & Manslinger: Sag & Perk There were 3 clothing changes for Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday. First a casual-ish blouse and black shorts with big heels upon arriving at Letterman. Then a sheath on Letterman. And then a long lacy looking dress for the Chopard party immediately afterwards. The first two were rather unremarkable. The final By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 03:35 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna & Daughter night out We’ve been waiting for a couple of years. Since Lourdes started demonstrating some sartorial flair and that unmistakable Hunger, we’ve been waiting for her imminent arrival. Almost there. She’ll be 14 in October. And she’s supposed to be the style inspiration behind her mother’s new By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 09:48 am
Amazingness Leaving with his lunchbox and sexy in the morning RDJ left Letterman with his ubiquitous lunch box yesterday. I know it’s not really a lunch box but I like calling it one. Sounds better than his “camera case in which he stores his vitamins which is not a euphemism for drugs, he really does take a lot of By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 07:53 am
Girly Throw Downs Crank tweets vs the ex Like clockwork. Lindsay Lohan is hating on Samantha Ronson again. Somehow they ended up at the same party last night. And of course they decided to Twitter fight about it. Lilo’s tweets are, not surprisingly, totally incomprehensible. Samantha’s are particularly sharp. VERY sharp. She drops the c-word. By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 06:45 am
Girlcrushes Hard-on for Emma Stone Laura sent this over to me and called it the “best trailer I’ve seen in a while”. You know what it’s like. We’re such bitches that as soon as someone says something like that we automatically brace to hate it. But then when I opened the link, By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 06:12 am
Quiveration I’m glad you dropped out Of Something Borrowed. I was worried that you were poor. Click here to read my thoughts on it at the time. I mean, really, what on earth would you be doing in a formulaic romcom with Kate Hudson who keeps making the same sh-tty movie over and over again, By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 04:50 am
Bad Style GOOP in a bad dress Gwyneth Paltrow attended the Bent on Learning event in New York last night in a poorly fit dress* that actually made her look...well... wide, right? Especially with the coat on. There’s no waist. And it’s riding up awkwardly. And for someone who busts her ass at the By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 04:28 am
Twilight It’s beach season in Vancouver And if the world does turn And if London burns I'll be standing on the beach with my guitar I wanna be in a band when I get to heaven Anyone can play guitar And they won't be a nothing anymore Robert Pattinson arrived in Vancouver By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 03:53 am
Amazingness RDJ everywhere Iron Man 2 drops in 10 days. Robert Downey Jr will be everywhere. Win win win for everyone. He calls it “selling soap”. Tonight RDJ will be on Letterman. And he’s always great on Letterman. Last time he was on Letterman in December for Sherlock Holmes Dave adored him, By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 10:53 am
Style Hair. BIG Hair. If hair volume is an indication of effort, well then Jennifer Lopez’s efforts in promoting The Back-up Plan in London tonight can only be described as heroic. That is some big f-cking hair. How much you think all that fake hair weighs? I have very long hair By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 07:59 am
Russell Crowe Swords replace phones The Robin Hood promotional campaign begins. This is Russell Crowe in Spain today in remarkably good spirits – for him – at the photo call posing with a sword. Gimmicky but since he’s ordinarily such a truculent motherf-cker but it’s a refreshing side of him that we could stand By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 07:34 am
