Bad Style Robo’s lumberjack heels Katie Holmes went shopping yesterday on her own … with bodyguards. Wonder what Little Sci is getting from Hermes. Along the way, she ran into a friend and remembered how to smile. Exhausted from all the money spending, Katie hit up the Starbucks for a coffee break. You will note, she’ By Lainey • Dec 24, 2009 02:40 am
Photo Assumption Country B Photo Assumption She was photographed at the Sens game the other night watching her fiancé on the ice and appearing to study her own new ice. Experts are estimating that Carrie Underwood’s engagement ring from Mike Fisher is valued anywhere from $150K to a million dollars. It certainly looks big enough. By Lainey • Dec 24, 2009 02:16 am
Jennifer Aniston Sweethearts at the Golden Globes Now that the nominations have been announced, and the host Ricky Gervais, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association is slow releasing names. Presenter names. Their list has been marquee off the top starting with Robert DeNiro and Leonardo DiCaprio attending in honour of Martin Scorsese who will receive the Cecil B By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 09:37 am
Break Ups Why now? Came home from errands to find out that Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins are done. Her publicist released a statement first to People.com: "Actress Susan Sarandon and her partner of 23 years, actor Tim Robbins have announced that they separated over the summer. No further comments will be By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 09:22 am
Dumbass Worst of 2009: Robo Dance For weeks she was at the dance studio, and the paps were waiting, and the publicists were whipping us all into an anticipatory frenzy – Katie Holmes to perform on So You Think You Can Dance! Then she went to Australia to film a new movie… What? Oh, so it was By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 05:23 am
Best of 2009 Best of 2009: Kristen Stewart steeze Apart from that dumbass Harper’s Bazaar shoot for the Sears catalogue which was totally not her fault, Kristen Stewart made very few missteps this year on and off the carpet. Not everyone can pull off a Joan Jett mullet the way Kristen Stewart pulls off a mullet – with a By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 03:53 am
Quiveration Tobey & Leo BFFs They grew up in the business together, they’ve remained close after all these years. Last night Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio sat courtside on a boys’ night out at the Laker game. First time, perhaps ever, that Tobey has communicated with my quiver trigger. He’s hot, non? And By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 03:07 am
Quiveration I would sit in his lap When I was readjusting the Freebie 5 the other day, I thought about adding Eminem. But, gulp, at the risk of disgusting my friends, especially Laura, who yells at me in all caps whenever Slim Shady brings the moist, the way I feel about Em isn’t so much Freebie By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 02:27 am
Break Ups Ex in the City: Coincidence or conspiracy? Reese Witherspoon was spotted in New York yesterday on her own supposedly to take a few meetings. As you know, Reese is single now. She and Jakey broke up. Curiously enough however, a new item just appeared on People.com this morning. Jake Gyllenhaal is apparently in New York too. By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 02:12 am
B-tchFace Best of 2009: American Sweetheart BitchFace Nothing like a bitchface that lies underneath the milk and honey. And for so many it’s so hard to believe. Because most of her characters have such sunny dispositions. Again, why is it that people can easily accept that politicians are liars and never the actors when the actors By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 10:32 am
Matthew Morrison Mr Schue isn’t gay That’s what he said. New interview with Elle Magazine. Pretty funny, actually. Asks him point blank about those rumours. No doubt you’ve all seen that photo of him supposedly kissing some other dude in a club? It was a fake. So he claims he’s straight, then he By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 09:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Season's Greetings from The Chosen One It’s 3 days to Christmas, when all through the land, Brangelunatics were stirring… They need a motherf-cking fix! Gentle, said the Shiloh. For I am here. And there she was. To ensure that the crazies could enjoy the holiday. It’s NY nostalgia for me and Jacek, felt even By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 08:21 am
Cheese Mimi Cheese Balls & A Tree Shiloh heard my prayer. My mother hopped on the Chinese Lady Express Bus for Casino Rama today. We won’t see her til dinner time. Unless of course she’s on a super hot streak in which case we may not see her for a week. Shiloh’s benevolence is By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 07:13 am
Movie Reviews and Previews 2 movie stars in a trailer As you know, Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz have been working on a new movie called Knight & Day. A trailer has just been released. I like their chemistry. And I like the look of it. And while I’m not saying it’ll be the best sh-t ever of By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 04:18 am
Robert Pattinson Manleggings > Vampires Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson share friends. Last week one of those friends celebrated a birthday. So they all went out. It was loud in the club. Katy and Robert probably leaned in close to talk. All of a sudden it was reported that they must be f-cking. Please. As By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 03:29 am
Photo Assumption Worst of 2009: Clingy SJP It was the un-fun Photo Assumption, images of a wife apparently so grateful that her husband simply agreed to go out with her two nights in a row she could not conceal her gratitude and relief and insecurity on the carpet, even as photographers were shooting away. It was April By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 03:17 am
