Would You Rather Shameless Rossum F-CK! Hollywood rapes all good things. Emmy Rossum sugar rapes every good thing. And some assholes in Hollywood have decided to let Rossum rape Shameless. Yes. It’s an American version of the show for Showtime which will star William H Macy as the Gallagher patriarch and Emmy sodding Rossum By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:49 am
Famewhores Are your breasts in this movie? Because the way she was hardposing and preening on the carpet last night in New York at the premiere of Sherlock Holmes, you’d think she was playing him herself. Lively Breasts needs to show some respect. Look at her. Look at her working that body. It’s a crazy By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:33 am
Famewhores Third Lip family photos Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been known to fly into Australia via private jet. She has the access and she’s also rather tight with Rupert Murdoch. As such, there are rarely good shots of her arriving when she travels home and few as good as these shots taken as By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:18 am
Frauds Biel leaves with baggage A-Team has wrapped in Vancouver and Jessica Biel is out. She left yesterday, did not bother to stay for the afterparty…of course not. Must rush to reattach herself to Pippy’s jheri curl. Skinny and pale, Biel seemed rather fond of her driver as they parted after unloading a By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:08 am
Cheese Best/Worst of 2009: Fergie Wedding Cheese Maybe if you sell your wedding photos to a magazine you’re just f-cking asking for it. In light of what happened after… well… enough said. Remember these pictures? The original article is here and the entire album is here. The black and white ones, really, are the worst of By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 09:16 am
Style SJP’s morning flowers She was all over morning television today promoting The Morgans which opens tomorrow. The dress she wore while being interviewed by Matt Lauer…love it SO much. SO MUCH. Then she changed into a rather forgettable nude sateen but these tights. Oh la these tights are quivering me like a By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 07:55 am
Blind Riddles Holiday Riddles There’s a juicy one coming next week but chew on this for now? Please don’t be mad at me for enjoying New York too much. Which recently singled douchebag’s publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 07:13 am
Hollywood Closet Tom Cruis: singing meals & jumpy claps I’ve heard some f-cked up civilian dinner stories. Like real people acting like assholes over steak. And what bites my ass so hard is that I’m not allowed to share most of them. You wouldn’t believe the way some people behave. So in that respect, in comparison, By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 06:51 am
Girlcrushes They’re so crafty Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf went shopping yesterday at School Project Supplies. Now I’m itching from curiosity. What on earth are they building in his house? First it was a volcano kit now it’s poster board. Do they have fun smelling markers? Those are my favourite. I used By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 04:26 am
Break Ups The end of Reese & Jake…? All tabloids and gossip outlets seem to be in agreement this week as opposed to two weeks ago when the break up reports initially leaked. People Magazine led the way originally, refuted by Gossip Cop because the publicists at the time were denying it, but now confirmed by Gossip Cop By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 03:04 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP in Marrakesh, GOOP in Nashville Getting paid to promote a hotel, as obnoxious as she is, isn’t usually Gwyneth Paltrow’s style. Or Jennifer Aniston’s for that matter. Orlando Bloom? Because he has nothing else? Totally. GP and JA aren’t normally so tacky. But now G has her pseudo justification. OF COURSE. By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 02:42 am
Amazingness Selling two soaps at once This is what he called it – RDJ on Letterman last night of the promotional process for a film: selling soap. He’s currently selling Sherlock soap. And so far Sherlock’s reviews have been pretty good – 75% so far on Rotten Tomatoes with most critics singling out RDJ’s chemistry By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 01:53 am
Style How Nicole shops At the Grove today working on her Christmas list, this is Nicole Richie in full celebrity mode – big hat, tall boots, flagrant vest, shades, and a Balenciaga that is almost bigger than she is. If I owned that one it’d be filthy in five minutes. Fell in love with By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 09:56 am
Movie Reviews and Previews I’ll see it for Maid Marian Look at this incomparable bitch on that horse. Please Sienna Miller. It could never have been hers. This is Cate Blanchett in Robin Hood, from a series of stills just released – the upcoming Ridley Scott/Russell Crowe collaboration opens May 14, 2010 just one week after Iron Man 2 and By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 07:35 am
Dumbass Worst of 2009: Pissing on Audrey Remember when Size 2 celebrated her 30th birthday by reenacting Breakfast at Tiffany’s, casting herself in the legendary role that Audrey Hepburn immortalised? F-CKERY. Of course the paps were there to document every horrible moment. Of course she felt justified because several years ago she played Audrey in a By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 07:03 am
Quiveration Brits and open-neck shirts It’s an instant moisturiser for me. David Beckham, Clive Owen, Hugh Grant, white shirts open at the neck, what is it about when an Englishman wears it that makes it extra extra sexy? Or is it just me the Anglophile? Probably. Hot Harry on a Horse was out last By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 03:55 am
