Cheating Loins The cheating Italian Queen? George Clooney took Elisabetta Canalis out for sushi yesterday – photos are below. The Italian Queen is still very much a part of Clooney’s life even though Italian tabloids are reporting that she stepped out on George recently with Clarence Seedorf, a soccer player. Thanks to Giulietta for sending along By Lainey • Nov 26, 2009 02:46 am
Dumbass Beaters > Gays Well sh-t Good Morning America, this is wonderful. They cut Adam Lambert because they feared he might not be appropriate for morning television, but Chris Brown, that piece of sh-t who pummelled his girl … Chris Brown is totally appropriate for morning television. This is why they’re airing a taped By Lainey • Nov 26, 2009 02:10 am
Quiveration Lorne loves Franco James Franco will host the final Saturday Night Live of 2009 on December 19. Jumpy claps! It’ll be his second (and a half) appearance. Which means Lorne Michaels likes him. The last time James appeared it was a few weeks ago during the What Up With That sketch and By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 10:46 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Susan doesn’t need a Third Lip For those new to the site: We Asians look young for a long time. I still get carded for alcohol sometimes. But the thing about Asians is that as soon as 60 comes around, it’s old and fast and overnight. One day you go to bed and it’s By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 08:22 am
Dumbass Bashing Adam As mentioned yesterday, I don’t watch American Idol. So I didn’t give a sh-t about Adam Lambert until they started ragging on him for his AMA performance. Good Morning America scratched him yesterday, today it was a performance on The Early Show, and then this article on the By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 07:25 am
Twilight Team Bella > Teams Edward & Jacob Twi-Hards will spend their money on Twish-t. And you know it’s hard out there for the print…industry. Which is why you milk it where you can. Entertainment Weekly is featuring 3 covers with the 3 major stars of Twilight New Moon for its new issue with new details By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 06:17 am
Hollywood Closet Well that explains everything It’s all about the beginning. We all remember our first. What if your first was Shauna Sand? Would that send you off the pussy forever? Shauna has revealed to Star Magazine that she plucked Chace Crawford when he was 18 and that they used to f-ck in her apartment. By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 05:03 am
George Clooney Curiously quiet George He’s been so quiet during the early part of the campaign season – very few promotional appearances for The Men Who Stare At Goats (and he’s a producer on the film) and The Fantastic Mr Fox and while they say it could be because he’s saving it all By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 04:09 am
Girly Throw Downs The mother of the Chosen One hates the Chosen One Us Weekly has a hate-on for the Brange lately. Week after week they’ve been pounding the first family of gossip, and this week the streak continues with a juicy item about Angelina’s disdain for none other than Barack Obama. According to Us, “she hates him”. Hate? Now that By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 02:45 am
Parent Pimps It’s not too late for the younger one You’re about to choke. Because this is Ali Lohan with her mother yesterday volunteering at a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon serving over 200 people with disabilities. The Lohans giving back – with cameras in their faces – and Ali Lohan, normally aged 40, actually looking like a teenager. Pause until the room stops By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 02:23 am
Gorgessity Well hello Saoirse It’s been, what, 3 years since Atonement? She’s like a new person. And her face has changed too, non? I used to think Saoirse Ronan looked exactly like Chloe Sevigny. It’s becoming less and less, now almost not at all. When we were prepping for the Oscars By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 02:07 am
Twilight Robo in danger! Never mind the wrath of Xenu. Katie Holmes has disrespected Twilight. And the Twi-Hards, well, you know they can f-ck a bitch up. Katie and her friends hit up a New York theatre on Saturday to see New Moon. Instead of memorising every minute of the movie and hanging on By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 01:53 am
Intro for Nov 25, 2009 Dear Gossips, It’s tabloid Wednesday. And this week does not disappoint. My personal favourite is the Us Weekly cover featuring Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, and John Mayer. Apparently he has one in his heart and one on his jock but you have to flip the pages to find out By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 01:36 am
Douchebags What’s red and swirly and douchy all over? Lainey’s teeth must be in some bad shape cause I still haven’t heard from her and it’s been almost two hours. Ouch. So here’s a little something for you. I couldn’t resist. Check out Stallone in his Ford Douchstang today in Beverly Hills. I had By Jacek Szenowicz • Nov 24, 2009 10:55 am
Style Microphone embellishment Rihanna performed on Good Morning America today. What do you call that? A mic stand? Let’s go with mic stand. This mic stand is badass. I love it. I love the initial. I love the knuckle loops at the end. I want one. I want to walk around with By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 08:30 am
Douchebags When Pee met Spittle John Mayer covers the new Details. Don’t ask me to summarise the article for you. Just know that he uses a lot of big word and puts them into abstract thoughts and jerks off to the sound of his own voice and the profundity of his purely original thoughts. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 07:40 am
