Dumbass Jizz Wolf and the Gay I don’t watch American Idol. So my knowledge of Adam Lambert is mainly from skimming articles. I do know that Lambert, an adult, closed the American Music Awards on Sunday and writhed about not unlike the way Chicken Fried Britney and underageJailBait Miley have done in their own shows. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 06:20 am
Zac Efron Gabby so popular Because everyone loves her. Because she’s so charming. Gabourey Sidibe, the star of Precious, hit up the Me & Orson Welles afterparty last night and chatted up LipGloss Zac Efron, some Hills twats, and even the incomparable Joan Collin who seemed rather taken with her. It’s really no By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 05:05 am
Dumbass Selling to the hoarders My friend Laura, the one with the Robert Pattinson problem, she also has a major fixation on hoarders. It’s her favourite episode of Oprah. I’ve never seen it but I feel like I have because Laura tells me about it all the time. She’s obsessed. Indeed it By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 03:35 am
Amazingness GMD: big gun, big heels? That little Midgey, he’s in his element, isn’t he? Running around Europe shooting action sequences involving daredevil feats and manly man stunts, pointing a gun, clenching his jaw, delivering the most intense oneliner as if his life depended on it, followed by a toothy insane cackle… Just wanted By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 03:14 am
Clown Miley dropped the line Few celebrity offences are more offensive than That Line. You know That Line. When they drop That Line it’s like a spotlight on the soul. Using that line implies conceit, unearned entitlement, arrogance, and disrespect. Users of that line believe they are better than the recipient, that the recipient By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 02:48 am
Hook Ups Same side in a booth It’s a little unorthodox, sure. But you’re an unorthodox guy. And very, very intense. So if you were having lunch with a friend, and the conversation was a serious one, I could totally see you sitting side by side in a booth instead of sitting across. Doesn’t By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 02:06 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Natalie & Tobey, no Jakey At the Brothers premiere in New York last night… Notably absent: Jake Gyllenhaal. They will be pushing Tobey hard for his performance in this movie during awards season. Perhaps scaling back Jakey’s involvement is strategic. There’s been very little buzz so far about Brothers but momentum is starting By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 11:43 am
Hook Ups Baby-free hookup I can’t resist looking at pictures of pretty people together and imagining their lives are perfect. It’s shallow and immature but I write a gossip blog, you didn’t come here for profundity, right? And I know I’m not alone in this. The intoxicating lure of youth By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 10:27 am
Twilight Hate, silliness, and delight Robin Williams bumped into Cindy Adams today in New York and the paps took this photo and for some reason I couldn’t stop laughing. Next Stacy P forwarded me a link to Gawker’s brilliant post on Katie Couric’s dance photos and I lost it even harder. Click By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 07:16 am
Bad Style He still has his hair Iceman I mean. Val Kilmer. Many men struggle with hair loss. It’s a major confidence killer. And Val, well, Val still has his. A lot of it. It’s thick and long, it’s well spread around his scalp, it’s something he can hang on to, it’s By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 07:05 am
Bad Style She still has that problem… I have banned my mother from buying me clothes. You remember this don’t you. If you’re new to the site, click here for an example of what my mother considers mad steeze. Please. My mother should be shopping for Amanda Peet. Because Amanda still has that problem. The By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 04:00 am
Dumbass It’s not the fall… The fall actually made her relevant for 5 seconds. No, Jennifer Lopez’s massive suck at the AMAs had nothing to do with the fall. The fall happens. They perform, they slip, they fall. Beyonce falls. Madonna falls. They all fall. Snarking on the fall is too easy. It’s By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 03:00 am
Girly Throw Downs Country B upstaged all night Carrie Underwood lost to Taylor Swift at the Country Music Awards a couple of weeks ago. Click here for a refresher on her low classy reaction. Last night at the American Music Awards, Taylor trumped Country B’s ass once again. But she was getting owned from everywhere. And GaGa By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 02:32 am
Sports Missed malfunctions and ARod’s ass Not sure what Granny and Kate Hudson were presenting. This is because I was too distracted by Kate’s dress and whether or not she’d end up showing us some nipple. She was cognisant of it too. So she kept fidgeting with her chest, which only made me obsess By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 02:20 am
Thinnification Porny thinnifies again Jessica Simpson has been working hard at the gym. She’s been tweeting about it too. They say she’s taken off 15 pounds with her trainer, will likely be Daisy Duke shaped again by the time she promotes her beauty reality show. Alanis would say: Don’t you think? By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 11:02 am
Girly Throw Downs 50 Cents & Chelsea Handler & Beyonce’s Husband That is not a typo. You’ll get it when you watch it. Another hilarious Chelsea Handler interview. Fifty is currently promoting a million different projects: cologne, album, movie, himself, whatever. So he visited Chelsea and they talked about gay Chace Crawfod and sex and security and sex again and By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 07:59 am
