Intro for Dec 11, 2009 Dear Gossips, How come when Lady Gaga speaks with an affected British accent, it’s adorable, but when Madonna does it we roll our eyes? Am a little bit in love with her today after The Monster Ball last night. She is worth seeing right now at small venues and By Lainey • Dec 11, 2009 02:16 am
Dumbass Give up Grey Goose… For this? The caption on these photos reads: Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo promote their vodka in Hollywood, CA And it’s not like I don’t understand the value of celebrity endorsements. I get it. Of course. But what in the f-ck of the what in the what is By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 01:02 pm
Tara Reid What exactly… Is Tara Reid promoting? She gets less work than Lindsay Lohan. I mean please. Why is she on Alexa Chung? Here she is leaving today after an appearance looking surprisingly… clean. Clean as in hygienic. Clean as in sober is maybe not very likely, all things considered. Comparatively though Tara By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 11:41 am
BFFs Swizzle & Stone I don’t love Taylor Swift’s prom curls but lately she’s toned down the cupcake, it’s much better than it used to be. So I can’t decide how I feel about her straight. Maybe it’s the fringe. Would like to see the straight without the By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 07:41 am
Cheese Butterfly Kisses Nick Cannon was mauled by a butterfly last night on the red carpet of the Teen Nick Halo Awards. Oh Mimi. She always makes me happy but these…these are extra extra cheesy special. Notice how she’s STILL TRYING TO POSE even when he’s coming in to kiss By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 07:05 am
Girlcrushes Meryl + Tina Major fangirl crushing. Last night in New York at the premiere of Meryl’s latest It’s Complicated, Tina showed up to support her co-star Alec Baldwin, of course, but there’s no doubt a lot of respect for La Streep too. After all, aside from her obvious CAPABILITIES, Meryl By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 06:25 am
Hook Ups More on Porny & Pumpkin Just a small detail for the 2 of you who still don’t believe it… Thanks to a reader called RF who had the (mis)fortune of sitting one seat over from Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan last Friday night during the performance of Chicago in New York and observed By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 05:16 am
Girly Throw Downs Congratulations…dripped in acid Bitter Bridget still isn’t over it. As you know, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen announced the birth of their son yesterday. It’s Brady’s second child. He and ex girlfriend Bridget Moynihan are the parents of little Jack. So Bridget felt compelled to release an acidic statement congratulating By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 03:54 am
Cheating Loins Fergie forgives Fergives. Heh. Terrible, I know. Josh Duhamel allegedly cheated on her with a budget looking blonde while on location in Atlanta. He denies it and did not sue, just like Chris Martin. Please. In Hollywood however, appearances are more important. Much more important than fidelity. Or infidelity. So Fergie has By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 03:21 am
Frauds Robo drinks a beer Cameron Diaz joined Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at the Sevilla vs Glasgow soccer game last night. Katie seemed much more animated than usual, non? Was it the beer? Robo gets smashed? Look at her all touchy feely and tipsy. This will be me tonight too with my Darren at By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 02:39 am
Bad Style Chicken Fried real hair? Britney Spears went shopping yesterday looking a goddamn mess. Is this the real hair? If so, the real hair isn’t much of an improvement on the fake hair. After years of abuse and over treatment, not to mention all the medication, that sh-t just grows out busted all by By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 02:02 am
Douchebags Douchebag is an accidental racist John Mayer, whose expanding ego apparently knows no limits, has apparently been trying his hand at standup comedy. Which is not surprising. If you’ve listened to any of his interviews, or follow him on Twitter, this bitch truly believes he’s the funniest sh-t since Johnny Carson and smarter By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 01:47 am
Girly Throw Downs Moss > Posh Tonight at the British Fashion Awards in London, Kate Moss and Victoria Beckham showed up, similar silhouettes. Both with hair pulled back, both with drama around the eyes, both in fitted dresses that open out to a train. Posh is probably so f-cking pissed she’s sucked back a dozen By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 11:42 am
Break Ups Jake & Maggie, Reese & Deacon Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon continue to deny through their reps that they’ve broken up, and he referred to his “girlfriend” last week at a press junket for Brothers, but they’ve yet to be seen together since well before their supposed split, and last night, according to People, By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 09:18 am
Style Plane outfit jealousy Not as a matter of style, but as a matter of bladder. This is Rihanna leaving New York after attending the Vevo launch last night. It’s a bodysuit, see? Ladies should be familiar with the clasps between the legs. On a plane? First class or not, it’s still By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 06:56 am
Gossip Girl Please go away Skeevy T Trip skeeves me out in a way that I haven’t been skeeved in a long, long time. When he made to cry, I almost became a cutter. He’s well cast then, I suppose. So now it’s Gossip Girl meets the Kennedy Family? My friend LB brought up By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 06:43 am
