Hook Ups Simpson & the Pumpkin E!Online is reporting that Jessica Simpson has found a new boyfriend: Billy Corgan. Random. And terrible. Billy Corgan is talented, sure, but he deals with Courtney Love. Jessica’s now running in this circle? She won’t survive it. Corgan was spotted in the background during a night out By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 04:21 am
Douchebags Douche + Pip They’re hoping Vevo is the music industry’s salvation. I just went to the site, it took a thousand years to load. Heavy traffic. In support of Vevo, many of the most famous and influential artists and players in the world showed up (or were summoned) to support the By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 04:06 am
Cheese Mimi H.A.T.E. U It’s her new video. The one she was shooting on the beach – click here for a refresher. Her efforts that day have now been released. The juiciest 3 minutes of your day. Mimi’s into the mono-kini right now. It’s almost like an audition for Sports Illustrated. Or By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 03:00 am
Maple Leaf We need more Celine Mimi’s Cheese is coming up soon but first… You’d have to be humourless not to find joy in these photos of Celine Dion and her family at the Knicks game the other night in New York. What happens when the chest thumping lunge happy most expressive French Canadian By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 02:51 am
Hollywood Closet Don’t tell him what to do on his bike He’s a big boy on his big bike and he knows better than you. So if you dare question Tom’s manly man knowledge, you’re going to get The Hand. Please. Why try? He knows EVERYTHING. He has studied the History of Bikes. You don’t know the By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 02:12 am
BFFs Did You Hear About the Morgans and the exes? These people are so civilised. Hugh Grant dated Liz Hurley for ages. Then he paid a Divine to blow him on the side of the street. Then they broke up. But no hard feelings at all. And when he needs her, she’ll show up. In service of her own By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 09:17 am
George Clooney The supporting cast hustles for George There’s been very little promotional participation from George Clooney for Up in the Air. He’s leaving that to his girlfriend and his supporting cast. There is strategy involved here and also George, like is friend Brad Pitt, really doesn’t have to hustle like other players do. This By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 07:22 am
Girly Throw Downs Pippy’s apology: too little, too late At least it is for me. Entertainment Weekly has named its 15 Entertainers of the Decade. Justin Timberlake made the list. And so he should have. From N Sync to solo, Pip’s music and musical growth is undeniably impressive. His personal growth on the other hand, his evolution from By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 06:19 am
Break Ups Uma no Arki… and some real Prime? Uma Thurman has broken off her engagement to Arki (Arpad) Busson. He is the father of Elle Macpherson’s children, is some rich money dude, and is often indistinguishable from Uma’s previous paramour Andre Balazs. Right? And they have the same initials. Cindy Adams was the first to break By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 04:25 am
Gorgessity Julia & Emma Aunt and niece Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts were both at the LAByrinth Theatre Company 6th annual benefit at St Paul the Apostle Church last night in New York. Emma’s been a fixture on the red carpet circuit recently, seen at several high profile events in the city and By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 03:49 am
Robert Downey-Jr RDJ immortalised At his Hand and Footprint ceremony yesterday, well timed of course to coincide with the momentum building in advance of Sherlock Holmes. Given where he was at 10 years ago, this is a miracle. And he will always say as much whenever he has the opportunity. RDJ was joined by By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 03:21 am
Maple Leaf About Erin Karpluk We met last year at the Heart Truth Fashion show but it was so crazy at that event we hardly had a chance to hang out and talk. So I hooked up with Erin Karpluk here at home a couple of weeks ago to talk about Being Erica, of course, By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 03:11 am
Amazingness Johnny makes them cry Johnny Depp arrived in Tokyo today where hundreds of fans were waiting for him at the airport. They had signs and photos and some were moved to tears. Mostly the grown women. This is what I have a hard time understanding. Am not a particularly weepy person to begin with By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 02:09 am
Royals When Miley met the Queen At the Royal Variety performance last night, Miley Cyrus was one of several high profile entertainers who lined up to greet the Queen. So far there’s been only one picture that I can find of Miley’s moment with Her Majesty but it is enough for us to Photo By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 01:58 am
Cate Blanchett Stroller and green boots She’s managing her three boys, getting them all into the car, running errands, and killing it in green boots with red trim shades. Who else but Cate Blanchett brings the casual steeze so brilliantly? Am not sure how I’ll refrain from throwing myself off the balcony next week By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 01:35 pm
Golddiggers Clooney: The One, a new dog, and the dad The Italian Queen ran errands in a Porsche the other day. A Porsche is Jacek’s dream. Every time we drive by a Carrera it’s like he has to rub one out. Too bad for him, he’s not dating George Clooney. But these days Elisabetta Canalis is living By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 10:17 am
