Amazingness Honouring The Continental Well, not really, but he totally deserves an award for that too. Christopher Walken was honoured at the Marrakesh film festival this weekend, a tribute to his work. Next up for Walken: Broadway. He’ll be headlining A Behanding in Spokane about a man whose hand goes missing so he By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 05:13 am
Quiveration RDJ on the set of Due Date This Monday is full of gifts. First Jim Sturgess, now Robert Downey Jr. Here he is on the set of Due Date and also prepping for a fight sequence with his trainer. Due Date is Todd Phillips’s next film, a comedy, about a man trying to get home to By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 04:00 am
Quiveration Start your week with Jim Sturgess It helps on Monday. And especially since he’s so infrequently photographed. Out of all the British Invasion Boys, having met and observed them all, he is my favourite. On talent, on personality, on sex appeal… it’s Jim, always Jim. Followed closely by James McAvoy. Jim was at the By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 03:06 am
Dumbass Lilo pisses on Johnny & Kate Blasphemy. They were one of the most iconic couples of the last 20 years and together, improbably, after his previous iconic coupling with Winona Ryder. Johnny Depp and Kate Moss. Painfully beautiful, painfully dramatic, too intense, too young, too photogenic, and eventually too much… But the photographs. I spent hours By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 02:38 am
Douchebags 20/20 promotes Chris Brown This interview can’t be characterised any other way. It was a fluff piece. Robin Roberts and 20/20 allowed Chris Brown to repeat his empty apologies without qualification, without addressing any new questions, without pressing him on anything of substance. Oh great. We get to watch his “sorry” face By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 02:21 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom’s Spanish family weekend Little Sci loves dressing up in pretty frilly things. Just like Daddy? Little Sci’s advantage is that she gets to do this in public. She and Katie Holmes flew to Sevilla, Spain this weekend to spend time with Tom who’s been busy shooting Knight & Day with Cameron By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 01:43 am
Glee Glee Christmas Not to sound dramatic, ok I totally sound dramatic, but it’s taken me two days to get over this week’s episode of Glee because it was all highs and lows and self hugs. Like that scene in the kitchen? The moment that Mr Schue realises he’s been By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 09:43 am
Girly Throw Downs Drizzy > Breezy Hell yeah. Speaking of sh-t disturbing, Vibe is disturbing some really good sh-t with its new issue featuring two covers: Drake and Chris Brown. Oh la. Chris Brown of course is the piece of sh-t who’s trying to sell a new album while riding the high from his beatdown By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 08:32 am
Thinnification Taupe’s little arms I remarked on what I perceived to be her Thinnification the other day – click here if you missed it – and last night Taupe Jennifer Garner stepped out at the Children’s Defence Fund in LA showing off her little arms. Or maybe it’s just me. She just seems a By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 06:52 am
Quiveration Brothers Darren and I went to see it last night. We were stuck behind two losers who would not stop kissing. And not even like hot kissing. They would hug with their eyes closed. Sick f-ckers. At one point Darren counted 23 kisses in 45 seconds. When he had to let By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 06:03 am
Smutty Surgery Better? I can’t decide. You decide. It’s Meg Ryan in New York promoting her new film Serious Moonlight first on Regis & Kelly and then at the premiere with director Cheryl Hines and Justin Long. From some angles the work isn’t so scary. From other angles, the work By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 04:28 am
Parent Pimps Children Children wake up, hold your mistake up, before they turn the summer into dust. Songs just pop in your head suddenly. This is what popped when I saw these photos today of Sisters JailBait Miley and Noah Cyrus going through Miami airport. Miley is 17, Noah is 9. And they By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 03:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pitt Porn is art For some. This is called Brangelina Forever. Daniel Edwards, the same dude who created the sculpture of Britney giving birth, has puked out another masterpiece inspired by Pitt Porn. The piece is currently on display at some rich man’s house in Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City is where the Alba By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 03:18 am
Smutty Surgery Third Lip, red lips, and big teeth Third Lip was painted red yesterday at the London premiere of Nine. Third Lip looks smaller in red, non? Or is that because the teeth are now so big? Many of you have written to remark on Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s teeth. Do they seem enlarged? Veneers? Poor Third By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 02:31 am
Coincidence or conspiracy A well timed date The cutest dimpliest couple in Hollywood stepped out last night for a dinner date followed by ice cream. Awwwww. Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner worked together on Valentine’s Day, then when released from set, they hooked up at Benihana finishing their night off with dessert. Adorable, yes. Well timed? By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 02:03 am
Intro for Dec 04, 2009 Dear Gossips, The National Board of Review named Up in the Air the Best Film of 2009 yesterday and also released its Top 10 films of the year as follows in alphabetical order: An Education, (500) Days of Summer, The Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Invictus, The Messenger, A Serious Man, By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 01:47 am
