Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy and Blair Waldorf 2009 was a light year for Gwyneth on the work front. By the way, her last film Two Lovers was just named by the National Board of Review as one of the Top 10 independent films of the year. But Gwyneth, in the midst of rumoured marital discord, will be By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 08:06 am
B-tchFace Pink and BitchFace I’ve seen a lot of BitchFace in my day. And Reese Witherspoon’s BitchFace ranks as one of the top BitchFaces in the business. She will cut you with her eye and make you wish you’d never been born. She will curl her upper lip into a sneer By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 07:13 am
Bad Style Up in the Air Opens tomorrow. You must go see. Up in the Air has scored a 92% rating among Top Critics on Rotten Tomatoes, it’s considered a major contender during awards season, and this is George Clooney’s best performance. I screened it with a theatre full of journalists at TIFF. They By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 06:10 am
Saoirse Ronan More young steeze Emma Watson, Kristen Stewart, Dakota Fanning… not all the young ones are skank ones. Add Saoirse Ronan to the list. She is 15, currently on a major promotional tour for The Lovely Bones, showed up in New York last night perfectly styled and has, in fact, been perfectly styled all By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 04:58 am
Parent Pimps Please look like this all the time This is what Noah Cyrus, 9 year old sister of Miley, looks like when they don’t skank her all up like a pageant girl. Totally normal, ordinary, even cute, right? Except of course for the naked fameloving all over her face. Nothing can mask that. Noah was hanging out By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 03:19 am
Cheating Loins Lilo crosses Alba Oh there will be hell to pay. Us Weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan hit up a club last week with Cash Warren and according to witnesses, within half an hour, the two were mashing mouths: "It was raw. They were not shy." Lilo has denied the claims, insisting By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 02:47 am
Cheating Loins Hope for Tiger? Tea Leoni and David Duchovny were in New York last night at the Unicef Snowflake Ball, a very public official show of togetherness, seeming to have successfully moved beyond his sex addictions and subsequent infidelities. Tea’s not a dumbass, not a bimbo who mutely takes what’s put before By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 02:08 am
Intro for Dec 03, 2009 Dear Gossips, The Tiger Woods mess continues to dominate headlines. Meanwhile Britney Spears turned 28 rather uneventfully. In fact, while Woods covers every tabloid and will continue to do so through today as one of his extramarital broads is holding a presser, Britney is covering the new issue of Elle, By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 01:43 am
Girlcrushes The Master goes to work Cate Blanchett arriving at the theatre today in advance of her performance. A Streetcar Named Desire, Blanche DuBois, and one of the great actors of a generation. And thanks to you teases who’ve seen and shared your thoughts – from Australia to Washington, obviously it’s unanimous: she is outstanding. By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 10:57 am
Amazingness This is the face There really is no point to this post because we don’t need one. It’s Joan f-cking Collins. Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan. There’s nothing to bitch about here. And there’s only one bitch in the room when she’s in the room. Joan was in By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 10:40 am
Hook Ups Ginny & Grindelwald Young, pretty Harry Potter Brits dating. I’m all over it. The latest: Bonnie Wright who plays Ginny and Jamie Campbell Bower who will be Gellert Grindelwald were spotted this past weekend leaving the EA British Academy Children’s Awards together. Very cute. Grindelwald of course was at one time By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 08:02 am
Gossip Girl Absence creates hope We were about to call it on Gossip Girl. Then we had to suspend the chats because Michelle went to Italy forever and Duana went to Austin forever and I went nowhere and suddenly, after 3 missed episodes, the show surged. Coincidence or conspiracy? Thank you for your emails (and By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 07:45 am
Hook Ups Beauty loves Beauty As it should be. Pretty people back together. There have been rumours swirling for a couple of weeks now that Jude Law and Sienna Miller can’t stay away from each other. Apparently they were going at it full on at a club a few days ago. And now this By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 06:39 am
Golddiggers Ely & Eminem Am obsessed with her. She is running it. She is bringing old country craft to the modern art of golddigging and controlling George Clooney in the process. Show Elisabetta Canalis some respect. Here she is hitting up the CVS yesterday in work out gear in LA. She’s staying at By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 04:59 am
Britney Spears Baby One More Time It’s her birthday. And she celebrated last night on a date with her man Jason Trawick at the Chateau Marmont and with her weave up and the fringe falling forward, in her jeans and leather jacket, she almost looks young again. Cue pang of nostalgia, right? Trawick is getting By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 03:32 am
Style There’s a good girl It’s like talking to a toddler. When everyone gathers around to watch as she successfully puts one foot in front of the other without falling, or goes to the bathroom by herself, or speaks in a short proper sentence for the first time. What a good girl! Who’s By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 02:51 am
