Bad Style He still has his hair Iceman I mean. Val Kilmer. Many men struggle with hair loss. It’s a major confidence killer. And Val, well, Val still has his. A lot of it. It’s thick and long, it’s well spread around his scalp, it’s something he can hang on to, it’s By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 07:05 am
Bad Style She still has that problem… I have banned my mother from buying me clothes. You remember this don’t you. If you’re new to the site, click here for an example of what my mother considers mad steeze. Please. My mother should be shopping for Amanda Peet. Because Amanda still has that problem. The By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 04:00 am
Dumbass It’s not the fall… The fall actually made her relevant for 5 seconds. No, Jennifer Lopez’s massive suck at the AMAs had nothing to do with the fall. The fall happens. They perform, they slip, they fall. Beyonce falls. Madonna falls. They all fall. Snarking on the fall is too easy. It’s By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 03:00 am
Girly Throw Downs Country B upstaged all night Carrie Underwood lost to Taylor Swift at the Country Music Awards a couple of weeks ago. Click here for a refresher on her low classy reaction. Last night at the American Music Awards, Taylor trumped Country B’s ass once again. But she was getting owned from everywhere. And GaGa By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 02:32 am
Sports Missed malfunctions and ARod’s ass Not sure what Granny and Kate Hudson were presenting. This is because I was too distracted by Kate’s dress and whether or not she’d end up showing us some nipple. She was cognisant of it too. So she kept fidgeting with her chest, which only made me obsess By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 02:20 am
Thinnification Porny thinnifies again Jessica Simpson has been working hard at the gym. She’s been tweeting about it too. They say she’s taken off 15 pounds with her trainer, will likely be Daisy Duke shaped again by the time she promotes her beauty reality show. Alanis would say: Don’t you think? By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 11:02 am
Girly Throw Downs 50 Cents & Chelsea Handler & Beyonce’s Husband That is not a typo. You’ll get it when you watch it. Another hilarious Chelsea Handler interview. Fifty is currently promoting a million different projects: cologne, album, movie, himself, whatever. So he visited Chelsea and they talked about gay Chace Crawfod and sex and security and sex again and By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 07:59 am
Brad Pitt Don’t waste Brad’s time Brad Pitt returned to LA yesterday and was greeted by a mob before heading home to the Jolie and the children. Interesting anecdote about Pitt from Inglourious Basterds: Am told that he was shooting one day with an actor who wasn’t prepared. Kept f-cking up lines. Very gracefully, calmly, By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 05:43 am
Quiveration Sexiest Man Living James Franco made a very brief, camouflaged appearance on General Hospital yesterday at the end but today is the real reveal. My PVR is now programmed to record GH every day. Thanks God for fast forward. But there’s a preview of a couple of his scenes. Have you watched By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 04:35 am
Hook Ups Vampire Manslinger An addition to that earlier post… Am not down with Ashley Greene’s fashion styling. Too desperate and hungry. Having said that, what I am down with is Ashley’s attitude to boys. She is the Kate Hudson of the Twilight crew. Vampire Manslinger, love it. This is when you’ By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 03:09 am
Blind Riddles They all fall down Very promising, very young, very well connected star was completely smashed at an afterparty recently, stumbling, mumbling, a total embarrassment, and not quite legal. She doesn’t eat, she’s drinking heavily, she’s experimenting with some other substances, she’s practically living with her boyfriend, and there is rarely By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 02:41 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Kings & Peas & no one cares about Diddy Victoria’s Secret last night in New York. Rockers love models. So of course there was a Followill presence last night at the show as Jared and Caleb showed up on the carpet before taking their front row seats and then headed over to the New Moon afterparty. Jared’s By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 02:11 am
Intro for Nov 20, 2009 Dear Gossips, How will TV go on without the Mighty Opes? Who will tell the MiniVan Majority what to read? Who will remind them that they should love themselves and celebrate the angels inside their souls? This is troubling. Because while you know I’m not down with Her Mightiness, By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 01:48 am
Exclusives Sunglasses in the rain Weather’s been vile in Vancouver. Rain, rain, rain, rain. Ugh. But that also means it’s snowing in the mountains. And this is good. The Olympics, they’re so close. Anyway, Renee Zellweger’s been in town hanging out with Bradley Cooper. When he goes to work, she chills By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 12:45 pm
Amazingness Mimi: cars and cats Mariah Carey is in London promoting herself and they asked to her to turn on the Christmas lights at Westfield Mall or something. Needless to say, having Mimi there didn’t come for free. Click here for a full list of her demands that included 20 fluffy cats and doves By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 09:48 am
Famewhores Posh on sex, burgers, and her tan I really love that the source article for this post is filed under “Healthy Lifestyle”. Victoria Beckham? What? It’s from Us Weekly – click here for more. Posh’s interview with Allure. She claims she prefers sex to sleep because she shares a bed with David Beckham but… Not sure By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 08:12 am
