Hook Ups Take him off the list Do it. I know it’s hard, but you must. There’s horny and then there’s f-cking desperate and STUPID. And friends don’t let friends quiver for the desperate and stupid. Goodbye Mark Salling. Or… Like Chris Pine, can we shame Mark Salling into getting rid of it? By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 06:30 am
Twilight New Moon review SPOILERS AHEAD. MANY SPOILERS. Click here to revisit my Twilight review. For the Twi-Hard who will blindly love it, who will hear no word against it, who will hate the haters while overusing exclamation points, New Moon is for you. If however you are capable of critical thinking…well… it’ By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 05:31 am
Faux Gossip Brad in Nice and faux Pitt Porn? Brad Pitt arrived in Nice today alone still working that scraggly beard and this just a day after a new Pitt Porn report surfaced online. They are returning fire in light of all those scandalous book allegations. Unfortunately I don’t know if I buy this one. According to Fox By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 03:21 am
Robert Downey-Jr Rob on the cover Downey Jr. Guy Ritchie calls him “Rob”. I always thought it was “Bob”. I don’t see him as a Rob or a Bob. I see him as RDJ. You? According to Ritchie: “It seems impossible now that anybody other than Rob could have played (Sherlock Holmes). He thinks like By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 02:40 am
Quiveration She pounced Alexander Skarsgard returned to LA yesterday and attended the GQ Men of the Year at the Chateau Marmont. Major moisting, right? Unfortunately Alex was immediately hunted down by Kate Bosworth. She needs a friend right now especially since she’s been widely exposed as a homewrecker. Having said that, Kate By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 02:23 am
Zac Efron It’s the first time… I’ve found Zac Efron almost attractive. Almost. This is because he’s not f-cking around with his hair. His face and lips are also, mostly, product-free. Much better. Zac arrived in London yesterday with an erection on this head like he had worked on that sh-t right before getting By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 01:57 am
Intro for Nov 19, 2009 Dear Gossips, It’s not even the end of November but already the predictions are rolling in. Nine has surged this week after its weekend junket and very strong buzz about the performances from Marion Cotillard to Penelope Cruz and even Kate Hudson. Did you watch them all on Oprah By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 01:34 am
Gorgessity Elles chantent Three Nine ladies were photographed at airports today after a few days of promotion in New York. Penelope Cruz and Marion Cotillard were at JFK, Kate Hudson was at LAX…presumably heading to LA for more press? Want to see Nine SO badly. As you know, all the ladies sing By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 09:14 am
Dumbass Behind Miley’s jealousy… Is the end. Or the fear of the end. Miley Cyrus claims she’s not into pop music. That she’s never heard a Jay-Z song despite using Jay-Z lyrics in her biggest hit. Now she’s too good for Twilight. That’s right. Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, is too By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 07:37 am
Chills Chills Chills Tom & Robo: 3 year rocky start It’s their anniversary today and to celebrate the occasion both Us Weekly and Star Magazine feature the couple on their covers, both publications taking it balls to the wall with suggestions that theirs is a contract marriage fraught with drama. Us reports that there are four more years left By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 07:04 am
Zac Efron LipGloss teased in London Have been friends with Zac Efron ever since his trip to Covenant House Vancouver during the Charlie St Cloud shoot…but I really wish he wasn’t so vain. This is Zac arriving in London today in advance of the premiere of his new film Me and Orson Wells. What By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 05:10 am
Maple Leaf Glee Ballads See? It’s a good day. Johnny, Alex, and GLEE tonight. This episode features Ballads and Endless Love. The promo is below. And the song, with VOs, is below that. I have the jumpy claps just thinking about Kurt’s crush on Finn. Speaking of Finn, here’s Cory Monteith By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 03:51 am
Famewhores Second tier no-names Twilight is a huge franchise. But only Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and maybe Taylor Lautner are now household names. The actors on the second tier are still greeted with a very loud WHO? Such was the case with Kellan Lutz the other night at the LA New Moon premiere afterparty By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 03:34 am
Photo Assumption Photo Assumption Courtside Becks What do we have here? Sunday night at the Laker Game, David Beckham and his Galaxy teammates enjoying the game. Becks is all smiles, in a great mood. A fetching blonde approaches. With a phone and what appears to be a recording device in her hand. He does not look By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 02:43 am
Quiveration I got a feeling That tonight’s gonna be a good night… So far it’s been a good day. A great day. Johnny Depp as SMA and new photos of Alexander Skarsgard quivering our loins upon arrival at LAX. These are my favourite candids. His tousled hair, his casual clothes, his thin shirt By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 02:04 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Johnny Depp: The Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Johnny isn’t selling this year. But the magazine picked him anyway. And it’s the best choice, on so many levels. Because only Pitt and Clooney (before today) have held the title twice. JD belongs in that league. His selection however actually demonstrates that People Magazine is capable of By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 01:53 am
