Faux Gossip Oh reeeeeallly X 2 Say it like Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers. Oh reeeeeee-leeeeee? Two instances of Oh Really have come up today. The first… How about the ass-licking People.com? Earlier today I wrote this article about Lindsay Lohan’s broke ass ways. Near the end of the post, I included a link By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 10:23 am
Twilight Countdown to the SMA People Magazine will reveal its annual Sexiest Man Alive tomorrow and while many of you have been sending me this cover all day, please know… it’s FAKE. This is NOT THE REAL COVER. The real cover will be unveiled tomorrow. Who? Well if you revisit the list posted a By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 09:54 am
Girlcrushes Sandy & The Blind Side I love football movies. Especially when they’re corny. But Laura laughed at me last week when I told her I wanted to see The Blind Side. You’re probably laughing at me for wanting to see The Blind Side. But Michael Oher’s story is irresistible. And while I By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 08:27 am
Bad Style Bridesmaid dresses… Are almost never cute. Why can’t every bridesmaid just wear her favourite little black dress? Makes for great photos. But brides are crazy. I KNOW because I was a bride and I was crazy. And I was a crazy bride with a crazy squawking chicken mother. Imagine. Anyway, Katie By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 07:23 am
Bad Style Ashley Greene at the Daytime Emmy Awards It’s not Susan Lucci. Look closely. See? It’s not Susan Lucci. I’m telling you, it’s not. Stop arguing. I wouldn’t lie to you. It’s also not the Daytime Emmy Awards. This is not the Daytime Emmy Awards and this is not Susan Lucci. But By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 06:22 am
Bad Style Kristen at the cotillion Kristen Stewart has been lighting it up on promotion for New Moon taking her super steeze all across Europe and owning everyone else in the process. It looked to be the same, very promising, when she showed up on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien wearing the sh-t out By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 06:13 am
Girly Throw Downs Did he collect? After the New Moon premiere in LA last night, Kellan Lutz hit up the Roosevelt…with Samantha Ronson. Did she pay him back? Or is it an off week? I think it’s an off week. This week she and Lindsay are “off”. So Lindsay will have to settle her By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 04:49 am
Douchebags Nine and the Centaur There was a screening last night of Nine. ARod the Centaur accompanied Kate Hudson. You’ve heard about that, haven’t you? According to Us Weekly that egomaniacal motherf-cker commissioned TWO self Centaur portraits to hang over his bed. Something to jerk off to? Dude, if I walk into a By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 03:18 am
Girlcrushes You’re a smart guy, Shia LaBeouf You almost f-cked it up but you know a good thing and you’re smart enough to hang around. I like him so much more for dating her. Her being Carey Mulligan, of course. So have you seen it yet? An Education? If you haven’t seen An Education but By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 02:16 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Viggo on the backburner? Viggo Mortsensen was at the NY premiere of The Road last night. The Road was supposed to be an Oscar contender and still has an outside shot but since it’s been languishing on the shelf for a year, and with muted buzz going into the season, The Road and By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 02:06 am
Famewhores Is he good enough for you now? John Stamos received his star on the Walk of Fame yesterday celebrating with Garry Marshall and co-stars from ER and his family and also that pervy douche Bob Saget. So now is he good enough for Jennifer Aniston? Silly me, I forgot. She keeps mining Hollywood for a new love. By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 01:59 am
Sports Country B is judging you… If you live with your boyfriend. There was a story in a tabloid recently about Carrie Underwood moving in with Mike Fisher. Apparently she finds this offensive. Like Miss Religious and Demure would ever, ever do such a thing. So she decided to debunk the rumour online with a statement: By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 10:58 am
Amazingness Nine girls They’re all in New York. Yes, even Miss Sophia in head to toe red. And Dame Judi Dench looking sharp in stripes. All of them in New York for the Nine junket, all of them gamely doing press in support of the film including one-on-one interviews for a long By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 10:01 am
Famewhores Philanthropic Posh It’s like her boys are the Princes William and Harry and she’s grooming them for a life of public service. Here’s Victoria Beckham on the cover of the new Hello Magazine with son Brooklyn who has now become one of Save the Children’s youngest “celebrity advocates” By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 08:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Naomi Watts Nuvo Magazine A beautifully styled Naomi Watts is on the cover of the new issue of Nuvo Magazine. It’s a very flattering article, almost too flattering, like the writer would jump off a building for her, but there are a few insightful anecdotes from Watts, in particular about David Lynch and By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 06:41 am
Bad Style Young breasts It’s good genes, sure. And some tape, of course. But it’s also youth. They stand up on their own like that at her age. I mean look at them. From the front, from the side, the way they hold up …it’s just not possible. Her body is By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 05:12 am
