Parent Pimps Your mother is missing By now I'm sure you've seen these photos of a busted face Lindsay Lohan out and about in LA the other night with curious white powder floating out of her shoes. Automatic assumption would be cocaine. Obviously. I mean it's Lilo after all. However, By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 08:25 am
Gorgessity Taupe & Legs Theron Also at the Matt Damon American Cinematheque – Jennifer Garner in a midnight blue cocktail, I love. Taupe also spoke on stage, roasting Damon in reference to his relationship with Ben Affleck. Taupe made a funny! "Ben is half of one of the greatest love stories ever told. Not with By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 06:19 am
Quiveration Empire Men...and a BoyMan Last night in London at the Empire Film Awards, Jude Law showed up, as handsome as ever, after spending a few days in Paris shooting his Dior ad with Guy Ritchie. F-------ck he is pretty right now. It’s been said over and over but goddamn it’s too By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 05:17 am
Bad Style Jackson Rathbone & the Twilight makeup artist Even Twi-Hards will agree: the wig and makeup situation in the Twilight movies is f-cking busted. This is supposed to be the most ridiculously beautiful family maybe ever, and instead when Jasper comes on the screen looking like a crazed clown, the laughs far outnumber the moists. Which By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 04:24 am
Bad Style Bad shoes and a finger up the ass Tiresome. This sh-t is tiresome. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are making their way through Europe to promote The Bounty Hunter which, after two weeks, has earned just under $40 million, not exactly a box office win. So they need to keep hustling, hoping that international numbers will be By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 03:50 am
BFFs Matt Damon’s longer hair Love it. Matt Damon, joined by his wife Luciana, received the 24th annual American Cinematheque Award this weekend in front of a star studded audience that included Bill Clinton, Clint Eastwood, Don Cheadle, and many, many more. As you can see, Matt’s grown out his hair a little. It’ By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 03:20 am
Dumbass Demi Moore, pontificator Excellent candidate for Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live to get “Really!?!” on her tight ass. Because Demi Moore is becoming insufferable. As you know, Demi is all over Twitter. Trying to stay relevant or, as she would explain, using the platform to inform and educate and promote awareness. She’ By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 02:56 am
George Clooney Clooney with a kid This is probably the closest you’ll come to seeing him with one. Here’s George on location in Hawaii for The Descendents presumably with his character’s descendent looking like he has great chemistry with his young co-star. But that’s George. He has great chemistry with everyone. By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 12:37 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession OK Harlow... I’m usually immune to babies, but this Harlow Richie Madden is wearing me down. So goddamn cute I have to look at pictures of her every time they’re available. This is Harlow out and about the other day with her mother after dance class. I like her chubby By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 09:15 am
Harry Potter Single Emma in the city Emma Watson was in New York last night for a fashion event. She’s single now having broken up with some dude called Jay whose last name escapes me but really does it matter anymore if they’re not together...? Emma has kept a relatively low profile, studying at Brown, By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 07:44 am
Quiveration Aaron Johnson is everywhere...with Sam Taylor-Wood It feels that way when you’re obsessed with something. In my case, right now, it’s Aaron Johnson, the 19 year old “Next” from England, and his 43 year old pregnant-with-their-child fiancée Sam Taylor-Wood. Click here for a refresher. Aaron is also starring opposite Carey By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 05:49 am
Amazingness The Greatest & My Fair Lady There’s a remake happening for My Fair Lady. A new Eliza Doolittle. Wait! Before you break something, wait. Because Emma Thompson is writing the screenplay. Feel better? And, and, and...! She said that: “I think Carey is set to play it, yes.” Carey who? Mulligan, of course. Jumpy claps! By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 04:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A Holy Twin shed tears Sh-t. Wonder if it’ll be a bad day. All this confusion about which twin is which – yesterday several agencies misidentified Knox Leon for Vivienne, or vice versa, I can’t remember, after the photo agency mixed them up. Can you blame them? Here they are side by side By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 04:13 am
Parent Pimps You don’t love Daddy no more? Remember when Miley, at 16, was dating that 20 year old cheese loser Justin Something and he’d wear his cross around his neck and get papped with the family leaving church every weekend and Billy Ray Cyrus would have his arm around his shoulders and they’d go for By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 03:35 am
Famewhores Attention starved Literally. Last week some bullsh-t report surfaced in Life & Style about trouble between Tori Spelling and KFed Jr. Apparently the publication was able to screen advance footage from new episodes of their show and there are scenes in which the two are questioning what happened to their love. By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 03:11 am
Hilary Swank Swank’s sweats I will be embarrassingly honest: I spend a lot of time checking myself when I’m in my workout clothes. They’re so unforgiving. You can slap on a pair of jeans and if the gut is a little extra that day, there’s always a loose blouse to cover By Lainey • Mar 25, 2010 12:13 pm
