Quiveration It’s time for DDL His hair is short. Sigh. LOVE HIM. And you know I worship his wife. So when they’re together, the fangirl takes over. Rebecca Miller’s The Private Lives of Pippa Lee screened in New York last night and her husband joined her at the event, in town with many By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 04:06 am
Famewhores Brange: snakes and rabbits The Brange showed up for a private tour at the MOCA 30th Anniversary Gala the other night and the widespread Photo Assumption, on the heels of their tabloid cover dominance this week, definitely indicated that the relationship is strained. Click here for more. But wait. That’s why it’s By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 03:31 am
Girlcrushes Bad pants and loud screams Friday afternoon at MuchMusic – Laura and I were working late, unable to escape the building before MOD where New Moon stars Kellan Lutz and Bronson Pelletier were making an appearance. They’d been lining up all day, and the anticipation only increased over the hours, unleashing itself in the form By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 03:21 am
Hook Ups Renee & Coop: it’s still on Some dumbass told the Daily Mail two weeks ago that Coop was done with Renee Zellweger. No. Coop is not done with Renee Z. She’s not done with him either. As you know Bradley Cooper has been shooting A-Team in Vancouver. Renee flew in last week to see him By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 02:55 am
Would You Rather Rossum is mysterious How is doe-eyed sugar cheese rape mysterious? Mystery is about curiosity. But the Rossum… I don’t want to know it and I don’t want to smell it. Still… Emmy Rossum insists she’s all about the mystery. Like there are layers around her that we should unravel. What’ By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 11:13 am
Gorgessity Can`t wait can`t wait can`t wait Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 08:47 am
Twilight Vaginal Hard-on Kristen Stewart is giving me one. And I’ve no doubt she’s giving Anna Wintour one. It’s only a matter of time. Kristen Stewart covers Vogue. Soon. Before Posh. Yes. Must. Annie Leibovitz? Sure, I guess. But can you imagine Stewart in the hands of Steven Meisel? Or By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 06:33 am
Katie Holmes Robo morning coffee This is shocking. Katie Holmes appeared in New York this morning continuing to shoot The Romantics, for which she is a producer, on a coffee run. Herself. She carried her own coffee. Robo doesn’t normally travel independently. Besides, these are tasks reserved for the lowly. She also always is By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 05:04 am
Faux Gossip Johnny bails out his broke ass? It’s probably not true considering it comes from the UK Daily Express but I would very much like it to be. This story is so good. So full of sh-t but so good. You may have heard that Nicolas Cage is broke ass. He’s blaming it on a By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 03:07 am
Cheating Loins Chris & Kate An update on the Chris Martin/Kate Bosworth cheating allegations: he said he would take legal action against Star Magazine. So far, no law suit has been announced. They always say they’ll sue and they say it very loudly that they’ll be suing and then they don’t By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 02:46 am
Dumbass Give that lady a gold star No, not the dumbass posing with him yesterday in New York, she needs a girl intervention more than Jessica Simpson. But the one who blasted the sh-t out of Chris Brown as he was leaving a store yesterday and it was all caught on camera. See below. Exactly. Right? This By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 02:13 am
Dumbass Posh on Emma and Madge Victoria Beckham on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar UK. The photos are good – click here to see. In the interview, Posh, like she’s some kind of Anna Wintour, comments on style winners and style objects, giving Emma Watson her blessing as a girl she’d love to dress. By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 11:03 am
Dumbass He’s still paying? He was everyone’s punchline last night at the Country Music Awards but Kanye was far away in Europe, spotted in Rome buying sh-t for Amber Rose. Remember when she couldn’t pay a $300 bill at American Apparel? And now she’s walking in and out of Missoni. Like, By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 08:43 am
Cheating Loins Sorry I f-cked your husband Josh Duhamel allegedly cheated on Fergie with some stripper. Now the stripper is apologising. At first she was like, oh whatever, no one will find out or get hurt. But now her own son told her that she’s “disgusting” so she feels bad. But she insists that it definitely By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 07:05 am
Twilight Twilight New Moon Giveaway American Express is hosting an exclusive gala screening of The Twilight Saga: New Moon on Thursday, November 19th in Toronto. And we’re giving away tickets. But there’s more to feed the crazy! Winners will also attend a Q&A with cast members and attend an after-party where By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 05:26 am
Girlcrushes Rachel & Spidey? Brilliant. Word is, they’re moving ahead with Spiderman 4 and Sam Raimi is currently casting for supporting characters and new villains… Rachel McAdams is being seriously considered to play the Black Cat who, in the comics, becomes a sort of Spidey stalker. Spiderman Fatal Attraction. She’s perfect for By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 05:04 am
