Girly Throw Downs Ashlee > Posh Oh Anna Wintour. She keeps throwing her acid at Victoria Beckham’s face. It’s amazing. This is Posh arriving in London today in a pair of pants from her own line, with black patches on the inside thigh to further accentuate the thinness. The airport is her personal runway. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 06:13 am
Break Ups Skinny Shelfy says she’s studying Of course she was. Her publicist always comes up with an excuse. So Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in Vegas all last week for his golf tournament which culminated yesterday. Saturday night, as previously mentioned, he and his friends performed at Mandalay Bay to raise money for Shriners Hospitals for Children. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 05:08 am
Hook Ups True Blood and a skinny bitch True Blood was honoured Saturday night at the Scream Awards represented by Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Sam Trammell, and the hotness Alexander Skarsgard who also collected the Best Villain Award from costar Kate Bosworth. Alex and Kate have been shooting a film together in Louisiana. Afterwards they were spotted partying By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 04:14 am
Twilight Eclipse home stretch Peter Facinelli and Kellan Lutz arrived back in Vancouver early Sunday to finish off filming for Twilight Eclipse in Vancouver, now entering the final days of production and, more and more, approaching what’s looking like a permanent farewell to Canada’s West Coast. As previously reported, British Columbia’s By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 03:50 am
Hook Ups Lilo: party all weekend! The official excuse from Lindsay Lohan in court on Friday, for which she was 90 minutes late, was that she was too busy, and her schedule too full, to complete her alcohol education program. Busy with what? It’s not like she acts anymore. Still, the judge pretended to buy By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 03:32 am
Parent Pimps Speaking of burnouts… The Chicken Fried Comeback & Milk It is enjoying some down time before her Circus swings Down Under, spotted on Sunday in Mexico with her kids and her man and her dad, fit and tight in a black bikini. Jason Trawick suddenly got a lot more attractive with his shirt By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 03:01 am
Maple Leaf I’m gloating You can click away if you can’t handle it but it’s the only joy I can find in this f-ckery of a photo series. As I first reported exclusively way back in July, Miley Cyrus was indeed offered a one day cameo on Sex & the City 2, By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 02:34 am
George Clooney Tickling his neck fetish See? This girl is the motherf-ckin’ sh-t. It’s a whole new game when she’s around. Remember that little rumour about George Clooney and the necktie? Well, he and Elisabetta Canalis appear to be inseparable now. She was with him at the Rome Film Festival Rome at the screening By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 02:22 am
Twilight Kristen’s quick trip PUNKD Images photographed Kristen Stewart at Vancouver airport THIS MORNING headed for Los Angeles, a quick trip home with her manager. She looks cute. And sleepy. She was on set for Eclipse in Vancouver until midnight last night. And if my hair was cut like that and shoved into a By Lainey • Oct 17, 2009 12:09 pm
Quiveration Bonus Gosling Ryan Gosling did indeed DJ at Tribeca Grand last night after the Dead Man’s Bones show. STADJ’s Model/DJs Adi, Sabrina, and Cassie of STADJ Music were spinning with him. As you’d expect, the ladies swarmed the DJ table. Look at him. Can you blame them? But By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 02:17 pm
Lindsay Lohan What’s another year? Written by Jacek Lainey’s out at a photo shoot and this can’t wait until Monday. Lilo was in court today looking fresh as a daisy. Apparently she has missed some of her “alcohol education classes” – I love that – and was in to review her probation as a result. By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 10:10 am
Weddings Undercover married? Radar reports that LA is buzzing about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s supposed secret wedding on Wednesday after applying for a marriage licence last week. TMZ goes on to reveal that their newborn son Sparrow’s official birth certificate does not note his mother’s last name, unlike Harlow By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 06:55 am
Quiveration Ask and you shall receive… Ryan Gosling. In shout-outs earlier I lamented that I could not find photos of Ryan Gosling on tour with his band Dead Man’s Bones. Thank you Joanna who just sent over these shots (taken by Amanda) AND video from the show in New York last night. By all accounts, By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 05:32 am
Cheese Cheese break Mimi’s husband did not accompany her to Japan. Instead, he stayed back in New York and attended the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball last night. There was a time when, briefly, I flirted with the idea of making Nick Cannon my boyfriend. Drumline. I loved Drumline. He was By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 04:50 am
Gorgessity Hello Kitty Heaven: Mimi AND the B! Mariah Carey’s cheese arrived in Tokyo yesterday and the emotionally stunted screamed themselves silly. Today Beyonce was there too at a Samantha Thavasa promotional event… The Hello Kitties have lost consciousness. Is Tokyo big enough for the two of them? As you can see, B is wearing the shortest By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 04:06 am
Gorgessity Angels in New York I have a photo shoot today. As mentioned before, I suck sh-t at photo shoots. It’s because I can be extremely UNphotogenic. To the point where our etalk publicists have created a “DO NOT EVER OPEN OR USE OR EVEN LOOK AT” folder full of my old pictures that By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 03:51 am
