Baby and Bump Obsession Twice this week Look judgy moms! She’s walking again! Little Sci spent the afternoon in Boston yesterday with her mom and grandma and she even ventured out on foot. This is important because many of you have been writing about the fact that she’s always being carried around in photographs. As By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 03:21 am
Amazingness Gird yourself This will be a very immature article. If you’re looking for cerebral content for adults, you should probably skip to the next. But given his wanky ass treatment of his (ex?) girlfriend Carey Mulligan the other night, it totally seems appropriate. To point out that Shia LaBeouf seems to By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 02:55 am
Famewhores Fixture Sulmona, Italy. George Clooney continues to shoot The American. And it’s convenient too because, as you know, Elisabetta Canalis is Italian, and she’s become a fixture now, sighted on set with him, hand in hand, even though he knows the paps are around, in between scenes. Look at By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 09:53 am
Dumbass Shoe-Han!!! Media outlets today received this in their inboxes. Me too! It’s a press release. About Dina Lohan. See below: Contact Josie Z DINA LOHAN, ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS MOTHERS TO ANNOUNCE HER OWN DESIGNER SHOELINE ''SHOE-HAN'' AND BECOME NATIONAL SPOKESMODEL AT By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 09:01 am
Amazingness Tom tweets! Tom Cruise wants to get connect with the next generation. Because Tom Cruise was cool. 20 years ago. And now he’s trying to be cool again. So he’s on Twitter. And maybe Facebook too. And he has a blog. I’ve learned all this the last 30 seconds By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 07:38 am
Girlcrushes Tina ain’t no Granny Tina Fey on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar. A much more worthy beauty ideal than so many others. Most others. Including Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Speaking of Nicole Kidman, in the magazine, Tina discusses Botox, declaring that it’s not for her. "I think it is bad." By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 06:21 am
Quiveration They love Jude Last night, Hamlet’s official debut in New York, it was a triumphant evening for Jude Law whose performance is generating wonderful reviews from critics and fans. Here he is on stage accepting his ovation and then at the afterparty, relieved and ready to throw a few back. Said it By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 04:33 am
Cheese Hello Chiizu It comes with an accent. I wish I could post my voice recording it for you here because it’s way more entertaining when you know how to say it. Haaaa-low Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-zoooooooooooooooooooo. Let it stretch out of your mouth, and do it in a baby voice, and smile big the By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 03:54 am
Cheese Still paying for the fake castle Oh Adrien Brody. He must be poor. It’s the only explanation. Just over a year ago, TIFF 2008, he was in Toronto for The Brothers Bloom. Duana and Michelle really enjoyed The Brothers Bloom. And we were all Brody fans. In person he has a style about him, an By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 03:10 am
Douchebags That Boyfriend Ugh. That Boyfriend. Shia LaBeouf could be That Boyfriend. That Boyfriend who always makes it about him, who sulks at the bar when you’re having fun with other people, who deliberately makes you angry because anger is the only way he can see proof that you care. SO disappointing. By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 03:00 am
Jon Hamm Don Draper #1 AskMen.com has released its list of Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2009. At the first position? Don Draper. Agree. AskMen explains it as follows: Don Draper may be a fictional character on AMC's Mad Men, but he's just as real as any other public By Lainey • Oct 06, 2009 08:12 am
Style GOOPy’s trench Gwyneth Paltrow photographed in Paris today wearing a trench you want, don’t lie, presumably headed out of town back to London and her family after supporting Stella McCartney yesterday at Fashion Week. The coat, yes. And the bag too, right? G does look a little tired. Lovely, still, without By Lainey • Oct 06, 2009 07:12 am
Victoria Beckham Travelling with the in-laws It’s Becks arriving at Heathrow. With his mother and father in law, the Adams Family. As you can see, Becks is working a beard. Gross. And a hat that looks too big. Not his best showing. But Posh’s parents are babysitting him. Even if he was at his By Lainey • Oct 06, 2009 05:32 am
Parent Pimps Lilo pill popper It’s always a revelation when her pimp dad starts talking. Either one of her parents, actually. Because they live through her, and they suffer through her, and they famewhore through her. Even when she’s a f-cking mess. And she’s been a f-cking mess for years. So Michael By Lainey • Oct 06, 2009 04:37 am
Break Ups Open, closed, or over? George Michael’s boyfriend Kenny Goss has suffered through 13 years of bathroom raids and late night forest visits and according to the UK tabloids, he’s finally walked out on George’s extracurricular habits. George however is now denying reports of a split. His rep says it’s still By Lainey • Oct 06, 2009 03:58 am
Girlcrushes Maggie's sateen jumpsuit At the NY premiere of An Education last night, Maggie Gyllenhaal accompanied husband Peter Sarsgaard on the carpet in a black strapless jumpsuit. Not even my Maggie. It's Michelle's nightmare: talent showing lumps from the light. So she outlaws it when she's producing. At By Lainey • Oct 06, 2009 03:38 am
