Cheese Angel Cheese Hello Kitty’s official anniversary is November 1st. But Mimi can’t go as Hello Kitty for Halloween every year, hell no. Especially now that her costume carries double weight these days. Don’t forget about Nick. Oh but she brings such joy. Mariah Carey is happiness. Don’t tell By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 02:46 am
Gorgessity Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. Because as I first reported exclusively back in June, Robert Pattinson covers the December issue of Vanity Fair, featured in a series of beautiful photos that explains the mass jizzing… They’ve been jizzing all weekend over these shots. By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 02:42 am
Maple Leaf Halle > Madonna As you know, Madonna has been trying to turn her pseudo boyfriend Jesus Luz into some kind of celebrity/model/actor. According to Page Six she wanted Jesus to be the new face of Louis Vuitton, trying to leverage her endorsement of the brand into a job for him as By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 02:27 am
Blind Riddles Sex & drink When do the drugs kick in? Not that you need me to tell you that she’s not so innocent but this is the sh-t that goes on behind the glossy glitter, the packaging, and a billion dollar brand that must, at all costs, be protected. There was a pregnancy By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 02:06 am
Katie Holmes Tom needs a hug Last week was a rough one for Xenu. And while the Church’s most high profile member stayed quiet in Boston, busy at work on his new film, it looks like midgey may have needed a hug from his favourite cheerleader. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went for a run By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 02:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Our uncle is Tadeusz Same as your baby son whose first name is Henry. Henry Tadeusz, as announced today by your spokesperson, born on October 7. October 7 is also the birthday of my Polish father-in-law. His name is Stanislaw. It’s like we’re having a Polish party together. I love Tadeusz. I By Lainey • Oct 30, 2009 01:22 pm
Sex & the City Moroccan sex Perhaps this is why Matthew Broderick can’t remember his lines. SJP is in Morocco shooting Sex & the City 2 and Dandy, who supposedly needs a lot of “me” time, has to do a little extra around the house, isn’t able to hang with his boys as much By Lainey • Oct 30, 2009 08:41 am
Hugh Jackman Hugh says no to back-to-back Oscar hosting. He apparently declined the invitation for a second round. According to Variety Hugh Jackman wants to do it again eventually, just not this year. With the HFPA announcing Ricky Gervais as their choice to host the Golden Globes, the first in 15 years, the Academy is now pressing By Lainey • Oct 30, 2009 07:19 am
Famewhores Shelfy f-cks for her next movie Smart. Go back to your roots, girl. Use your body. It’s all you have. Shrinking Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has found her next role. No longer scrounging for the Portman/Knightley/Hathaway discards, perhaps finally ready to accept that real acting is not in her future, Shelfy is now By Lainey • Oct 30, 2009 05:55 am
Glee Mr Shue for Raine Raine in Calgary is in quarantine with the flu. Sent me an email yesterday with a request for some Glee. How about Joe and Mr Shue? Joe Zee, the influential creative director of Elle, sat down with Matthew Morrison about the show and about his own career plans. Mr Shue By Lainey • Oct 30, 2009 05:24 am
Quiveration Emily, John, and Seth Reader sightings received yesterday… First up: a very low key Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, engaged and enjoying New York yesterday accompanied by his dog from Jamie L: I was just at the Washington Square Dog Run (NYC) and in came John Krasinski and Emily Blunt with his dog. They By Lainey • Oct 30, 2009 05:15 am
Bad Style Chicken Fried 3 The video. Dean just sent it around with the caption “She doesn’t dance, but she also looks sober”. This, of course, killed me. Because Dean always finds the perfect way to say it. Chicken Fried Britney’s glossy 3 and a half minute fluff piece boiled down to simple By Lainey • Oct 30, 2009 04:16 am
Twilight Going, going, going Click here if you missed the Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Vancouver departure article from yesterday with exclusive details about their final day on set. After several months of hysteria, the Twilight presence is finally receding from Canada’s west coast. Turns out Twilight author Stephenie Meyer was in Vancouver to By Lainey • Oct 30, 2009 04:08 am
Girly Throw Downs Average Cat Drama. Beanie Sigel’s Jay-Z diss track – have you heard it? Beanie is signed to Roc-a-fella and some say he wants out buy Jay won’t let him and that he’s still pissed because Jay didn’t come to see him in prison, and had him removed from his By Lainey • Oct 30, 2009 03:27 am
Faux Gossip And…scene The wrap party was last Saturday (and for those of you who keep asking, yes, contrary to what multiple outlets reported, Kristen Stewart was there though she kept it ultra low key and seemed exhausted) but Twilight Eclipse did not actually wrap until late last night/early Thursday morning. It By Lainey • Oct 29, 2009 11:46 am
Smutty Surgery There’s a 20+ year difference Between these two. And while Emmy Rossum is a Why Is if there ever was a Why Is, Demi was an It at the beginning and continues to be now, if for no other reason than her seemingly eternal beauty. I spoke to Demi briefly at TIFF. I have seen By Lainey • Oct 29, 2009 10:01 am
