Dumbass They won’t miss Izzie News broke last week that Katherine Heigl, who’s been trying to pout and diva her way off Grey’s Anatomy for three years now, has finally been granted her demand. Ever the professional, the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk was supposed to return to work on March 1 after a By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 04:35 am
George Clooney Happier without her? A week after the Oscars and George Clooney is in Hawaii shooting a new movie called The Descendents working with Alexander Payne. You know him from Sideways. It’s a small-ish film. Not unlike Sideways and Little Miss Sunshine. George plays a rich man who reassesses his life and By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 04:30 am
Maple Leaf Michael Buble Background: I have been very, VERY critical of Michael Buble especially while he was dating Emily Blunt who is, as many of you know, in my estimation, as close to perfect as it gets in Hollywood... with the exception of Marion Cotillard. But this is another discussion. There were allegations By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 04:24 am
Miley Cyrus No, he needs something else We’ve all been watching Miley Cyrus fall hard. Oh, she’s got it bad. And if you’ve been there you know. Miley is headed towards that female rite of passage – getting your heart slammed. I have a friend who has a theory: it’s how a girl recovers By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 09:42 am
Maple Leaf Young Artists for Haiti Exactly 2 months ago, on January 12th, 2010, an earthquake devastated the Haitian landscape… but not the Haitian spirit. K’Naan’s Wavin’ Flag is the anthem for Young Artists for Haiti, recorded by some of the biggest names in Canadian music in support of earthquake relief efforts. All proceeds By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 08:25 am
Cheating Loins Ex Mr. Popular We ran into Ryan Phillippe a couple of times during Oscar week. It’s like he’s like a faded high school quarterback. It’s never easy. To be so popular...and then not popular anymore and to keep loving the popular girl only to watch her popularity eclipse his. By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 06:00 am
Smutty Surgery This Hot Bitch... Is really one of the hottest bitches ever. Here’s Sharon Stone on the set of Law & Order SVU. Sure, despite her denials, there’s been some work. But the work is good. The work is not Madonna. Sharon has crows’ feet and lines on her face. Sharon’s By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 04:33 am
Bad Style Speaking of uncool... I mean... These jeans... And the problem is exacerbated by the fact that his friends can wear their skinny jeans. Which only serves to highlight, obviously, his inability to wear skinny jeans. Joe Jonas cannot wear skinny jeans. And he really shouldn’t wear skinny jeans with high tops. But By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 03:38 am
Parent Pimps Side-Lean is a Pose-Hard Taylor Lautner showed up to the premiere of The Runaways last night to support Kristen Stewart. The side-lean, while still present, was not as out of control the way it was at the Oscars. That sh-t was crazy at the Oscars, non? But even though he seems to By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 03:06 am
Maple Leaf JGL & Seth Rogen Here he is – Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Vancouver yesterday with Seth Rogen on the set of the cancer movie that was previously titled I’m With Cancer but now seems to have no name. As you now know, JGL stepped in to replace James McAvoy in the lead role about By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 01:51 am
Bad Style GOOPy, are you poor? I worry a lot about Jessica Simpson. All the time. And sometimes I worry for Carey Mulligan. I worry that she’ll get swept away. But I have never worried for Gwyneth. Girls like Gwyneth, connected like Gwyneth, raised like Gwyneth, they always end up ok. I thought. But there By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 11:31 am
Media Manipulation Can you see her hoo-hoo? The Bounty Hunter must be really sh-t. Because Jennifer Aniston is pulling out all the tricks. One trick in particular. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in a shorter dress. This is not a bend over dress. This isn’t even a take wide steps dress. By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 08:14 am
Cheese Yay for constipation face and bad wigs! Earlier this week, a 10 second teaser trailer was released online in advance of the 90 second proper trailer for Twilight Eclipse. Yes, I’m confused too. But it speaks to the Twilight Nation’s eagerness to eat up anything, to buy up anything, to shoot up anything related to By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 07:32 am
Cheating Loins When Pippy’s in Vegas... Shelfy just has to eat it. Yesterday Jessica Biel who is these days more shrink ass than she is shelf ass was in New York promoting Summit on the Summit: Kilimanjaro, the doc that was filmed during her climb up the mountain last month with the poor man’s Shia By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 05:20 am
Douchebags Little Bitch has to beg Keep begging you piece of sh-t. Chris Brown beat down his girlfriend last year. Then he went jetskiing. And he went to basketball games. And he only reported for community service because he was ordered to. And he spends more time partying with Diddy and shooting music videos than By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 04:48 am
Jessica Simpson As predicted... Porny was so cute and casual and pretty yesterday at the airport. Click here for a refresher. However, as I noted at the end of that article: “But watch, tomorrow on the talk shows she’ll be back to what they make her: too old and too tacky. If only By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 04:17 am
