Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart’s best hair Her mullet has grown out into a layered, shaggy mop. LOVE it. Especially the first step at the front, like a grown out fringe. She looks amazing, head to toe amazing gorgessity. The makeup is great, the dress is pure sex, am fangirling for her legs, though I would have By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 03:05 am
Exclusives Post-Oscar Anna’s sweet second home Anna Kendrick arrived back in Vancouver yesterday to work on I’m With Cancer, or whatever it’s now being called or not called, with Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt who replaced James McAvoy. As you know, Anna made her first appearance at the Oscars on Sunday as a By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 01:59 am
Photo Assumption You’re better when she’s not around Hot. He’s HOT when that scraggly non-eater isn’t lurking around him waiting for some love crumbs. Here’s Alexander Skarsgard at Joan’s on Third for lunch with friends yesterday and no Kate Bosworth. He’s smiling, he’s laughing, he looks good. Actually, he looks really, By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 01:51 am
Renee Zellweger Changing it up! Sort of. Bradley Cooper was picked up by a limo today. You can see the black Prius in the driveway – Renee was driving it around earlier on a shopping trip. Wonder what she bought from Barneys. As you can see, Renee is still, always, in her workout gear, but this By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 11:55 am
Girlcrushes Tina Fey: Bunny Hop & Date Night Last was the annual Bunny Hop at FAO Schwartz in support of the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Centre. Tina Fey brought her daughter Alice. As you saw, Tina was just in LA for the Oscars co-presenting with RDJ. In addition to writing and producing and acting on 30 Rock, nearing By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 09:10 am
Quiveration Re-loving Adrien Brody A quick recap about why I stopped. It was all good until this came out. Click here and it’ll become clear. He fell in love with Elsa Pataky and turned into a cheesedick. They actually followed up that photo shoot with another one in which Elsa, in full hair By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 08:18 am
Gorgessity Please, please more casual Porny Look at my Porny! From LA to NYC last night, dressed casually, not styled by the Paves, hair loose and almost natural, you see how pretty she is? And fresh? They make her up and trot her out and she’s easily in her mid 30s when in fact there’ By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 07:16 am
Jude Law Jude follows Zach with Sienna After Zach Galifianakis’s brilliant hosting performance on Saturday Night Live, Jude Law must have let out a bloodcurdling “f-ck me”. Because how to follow that? Will Ferrell would have had a hard time following that. Then again, no one has those expectations of Jude Law. I actually think By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 06:16 am
Girlcrushes French Forehead Tittaes LOVE HER SO MUCH. My Marion’s Funny or Die video – a cheeky acknowledgment of her superior French gorgessity and a man’s obsession with breasts. She also looks ridiculously beautiful in this shoot. The most amazing skin, great eye makeup, sleek and chic and sophisticated, and if Jacek ever By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 04:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Babies and green hats Duana says this about me all the time. When there’s a baby around, she’s instantly charmed. She notices babies. She loves babies. She thinks babies are funny and entertaining. She watches babies like it’s a tv show. But I never notice babies. Ever. And it’s not By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 04:11 am
Girly Throw Downs Sean Penn: jealous little bitch No idea at the time what the f-ck was coming out of Sean Penn’s mouth when he presented Best Actress at the Oscars on Sunday. The online community however has analysed the footage and determined he must have been referring to Robin Wright – his omission of her during By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 03:29 am
Style Gwyneth flies, Gwyneth sings My Gwyneth is on the move again. Was photographed at London Heathrow catching a flight. Yeah. I want that coat too. Am still thinking about the Elizabeth & James jacket I walked away from the other day. Heading to Vegas next week. If it was meant to be, I will By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 03:06 am
Media Manipulation Jen and an urecognisable Gerry That much hyped W Magazine cover. For weeks we were hearing that they went into the desert and practically f-cked for the cameras. And while that may have been the case during the shoot, the photos they’ve chosen to release speak to something decidedly less sexy. Jennifer Aniston By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 02:38 am
Style Granny skipped this year For the high expectations they had for Nine, it was kinda sad that Penelope Cruz had to go it at the Oscars virtually alone. With Javier, yes, but oftentimes nominees travel in packs and operate like teams. Pene had no teammates. She was the only one singled out. So this By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 09:44 am
Media Manipulation What are you trying to say? She’s a two time Oscar winner, and you already know my thoughts on that. And she won both awards playing androgynous characters. And she most recently played Amelia Earhart. And now all of a sudden she shows up at the Vanity Fair party pretty much forcing her tits down By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 08:36 am
Faux Gossip No Renner for Porny and a new song There was a story floating around last week originated by People.com that Jeremy Renner was trying to ride up on Jessica Simpson last week at some party. Renner is now denying the report through People’s competition Us Weekly insisting that it never happened. Jessica meanwhile showed up at By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 08:12 am