Girlcrushes Cleanse with Emma Thompson. It’s my birthday tomorrow and it’s a gift to see Emma Thompson. She was at the UK premiere last night of Morris: A Life With Bells on in London looking, as always, like she’s the life of the party. She is! In the very best way. By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 05:30 am
Clown Same old Pam naked Note: Partial nudity Surprise! It’s Pamela Anderson in New Zealand walking down the runway for Richie Rich. And somehow her tit popped out. Oh and her ass too. They call it fashion. This is fashion??? She is supposedly broke. Apparently she’s $1.2 million in the hole after By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 04:44 am
Twilight Wolves are pretty Those vampires with their pasty faces and Walmart wigs vs the healthy natural beauty of the wolves – based purely on aesthetics, I am of the lupine persuasion. These are members of the pulchritudinous Quileute Nation out and about Vancouver recently– young BooBoo Stewart with a new haircut, Chaske Spencer and By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 04:12 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo plumpers? Lindsay Lohan is in Singapore hosting an F1 rock event. She was actually asked to fill in as a last minute replacement for Nicole Scherzinger after she dropped out? Who? Nicole Scherzinger. She’s the Pussycat Doll who always dances at the front of the formation. That’s right. Lilo By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 03:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession For Gigi Just received an email from Gigi who quit smoking a month ago: It's a bad day at the office and I keep thinking about what I would love to replace my ciggies with instead of food. And all I can think is HUGH JACKMAN . . . <sigh> Can By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 02:55 am
BFFs Brad Pitt’s nametag He wore one yesterday at the Clinton Global Initiative in New York. Unlike Jessica Alba, he probably didn’t need to but he did. Anyway, Brad Pitt occupied the best seat yesterday next to Bill Clinton himself and all of a sudden Brad and Bubba were gettin’ all bromantic and By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 02:47 am
Quiveration Hamm shoots Jon Hamm in Boston on the set of The Town today, directed by Ben Affleck. After this he’s supposed to be en route for Vancouver to work on Sucker Punch. Now that I will scream for. It’s been back to back to back to back busy for Jon By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 11:57 am
Parent Pimps JailBait dance moves Miley Cyrus played the Honda Centre in Anaheim last night. Check out the young man grooving behind her. Good wholesome entertainment! The Cyrus Family would probably tell you that God created the crotch grab and that Jesus wanted her to stick her ass right up into it. Hey, when I By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 07:19 am
Thinnification Shelf Ass in Vancouver She’s here. Arrived yesterday to start work on A-Team in which she plays the secondary token babe in a male-dominated action movie. It’s because she’s so beautiful. Remember, her beauty is an impediment to the evolution of her talent. This is why she’s not being offered By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 05:36 am
Girlcrushes Emma Stone in red Emily won’t go to Lick with me for my birthday because she has a family event but still I’m giving her some Emma Stone on a long ass Thursday morning. My mother taught me how to guilt trip and I’m very good at it. But it’s By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 04:06 am
Twilight Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson: coffee & Volvo New photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson on set yesterday. Joan Jett hair made an appearance early in the morning upon arrival – so much better than that ghetto wig – as both look relaxed, hitting up on coffee to prepare for a long day working on Eclipse. Billy Burke was By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 03:25 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Canned Corn Britney went out for groceries today. What’s in her cart? I see Chef Boyardee. Maybe I see what I want to see. LOVE Chef Boyardee. And Green Giant canned corn? I also love Green Giant canned corn. I used to have Green Giant canned corn with a can of By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 12:16 pm
Famewhores Miss Zahara and The Chosen Sword New fairy tale? No. It’s the Brange girls. Pax and his mother accompanied Miss Zahara and The Chosen One to Toys R Us in France. New photos of a smiling Angelina and her adorable children are driving down productivity among Brangelunatics today as they’ve collectively fallen on the By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 08:49 am
Cheese Help me Grey Goose… Help me, calm me. Take away the urge to…do something wrong. Punching is wrong. Even when a Size 2 is so. f-cking. annoying. Just received an email from Melissa with the link to this article. Quotes from Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new interview with shape in which she By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 08:32 am
Mark Wahlberg He’s a cop Again. Why do I feel like he only plays cops? This post is for my friend Ammie. We talked last night after not talking in forever – we’re busy, she has a baby, they live in Toronto – and Ammie LOVES Marky Mark. He’s in New York, photographed today on By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 07:43 am
Quiveration Do as I say Trust me. Before you watch the video, if you have an office, shut the door. If your workspace is more public, you may want to delay enjoying the clip, or clamp your teeth down on a towel and hope no one walks by. Because… Colin Firth is speaking Italian. Laura By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 06:21 am
