George Clooney Tickling his neck fetish See? This girl is the motherf-ckin’ sh-t. It’s a whole new game when she’s around. Remember that little rumour about George Clooney and the necktie? Well, he and Elisabetta Canalis appear to be inseparable now. She was with him at the Rome Film Festival Rome at the screening By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 02:22 am
Twilight Kristen’s quick trip PUNKD Images photographed Kristen Stewart at Vancouver airport THIS MORNING headed for Los Angeles, a quick trip home with her manager. She looks cute. And sleepy. She was on set for Eclipse in Vancouver until midnight last night. And if my hair was cut like that and shoved into a By Lainey • Oct 17, 2009 12:09 pm
Quiveration Bonus Gosling Ryan Gosling did indeed DJ at Tribeca Grand last night after the Dead Man’s Bones show. STADJ’s Model/DJs Adi, Sabrina, and Cassie of STADJ Music were spinning with him. As you’d expect, the ladies swarmed the DJ table. Look at him. Can you blame them? But By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 02:17 pm
Lindsay Lohan What’s another year? Written by Jacek Lainey’s out at a photo shoot and this can’t wait until Monday. Lilo was in court today looking fresh as a daisy. Apparently she has missed some of her “alcohol education classes” – I love that – and was in to review her probation as a result. By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 10:10 am
Weddings Undercover married? Radar reports that LA is buzzing about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s supposed secret wedding on Wednesday after applying for a marriage licence last week. TMZ goes on to reveal that their newborn son Sparrow’s official birth certificate does not note his mother’s last name, unlike Harlow By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 06:55 am
Quiveration Ask and you shall receive… Ryan Gosling. In shout-outs earlier I lamented that I could not find photos of Ryan Gosling on tour with his band Dead Man’s Bones. Thank you Joanna who just sent over these shots (taken by Amanda) AND video from the show in New York last night. By all accounts, By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 05:32 am
Cheese Cheese break Mimi’s husband did not accompany her to Japan. Instead, he stayed back in New York and attended the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball last night. There was a time when, briefly, I flirted with the idea of making Nick Cannon my boyfriend. Drumline. I loved Drumline. He was By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 04:50 am
Gorgessity Hello Kitty Heaven: Mimi AND the B! Mariah Carey’s cheese arrived in Tokyo yesterday and the emotionally stunted screamed themselves silly. Today Beyonce was there too at a Samantha Thavasa promotional event… The Hello Kitties have lost consciousness. Is Tokyo big enough for the two of them? As you can see, B is wearing the shortest By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 04:06 am
Gorgessity Angels in New York I have a photo shoot today. As mentioned before, I suck sh-t at photo shoots. It’s because I can be extremely UNphotogenic. To the point where our etalk publicists have created a “DO NOT EVER OPEN OR USE OR EVEN LOOK AT” folder full of my old pictures that By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 03:51 am
Intro for Oct 16, 2009 Dear Gossips, So how long before Balloon Boy’s family, the one that may or may not have staged yesterday’s fiasco, how long before they’re signed to their own reality show? Not just one episode, but a full running series? Please. They’ve probably already been offered a By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 03:21 am
Amazingness Hugh and his fans I spend most days sh-tting on celebrities. Because most of them they deserve it. But it’s refreshing once in a while to go the opposite direction, to truly celebrate and GUSH over those who earn their fame and fortune. Like Hugh Jackman. Love this story from a reader called By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 10:50 am
Quiveration Better genes It makes my friend Jody very happy when I post pictures of him. I am happy to post them. Am happy to make her happy. So everyone wins with Jason Bateman. Jason was with his Couples Retreat co-stars in London today at a photocall to promote the film. Look how By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 09:52 am
Amazingness Night After Night What the f-ck, George? Why didn’t you bring her to Toronto? Perhaps he’s saving her North American debut for New York and LA. He’s definitely scheduled in both places for the releases of his next 3 films in the next 6 weeks. For now however only Europe By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 07:54 am
Cheese Cheese’s 2nd home Mimi arrived in Tokyo today. Please. It’s like she takes her Cheese there for the restorative powers of the Far East. Hello Kitties make it stronger. See? Straight off the plane she’s already at the top of her cheddar: the ass is extra out one way, the tits By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 07:02 am
Parent Pimps She sucks but it’s not her fault Of course not. It’s never her fault. Two weeks after everyone else, People.com is finally acknowledging that Lindsay Lohan’s Ungaro debut was the total sh-ts. When asked about her sucky runway styles, Lilo blamed it on “coming in so late and having not that much time to By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 05:57 am
Girlcrushes Tina Tonight You ready? 30 Rock is back. Tonight. Tina was at Letterman last night to promote the season premiere, charming and adorable as usual. But not as popular as she should be. I’m sure you’ve heard about the Forbes List? The top earners on prime time TV? Tyra Banks By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 04:28 am
