Parent Pimps She sucks but it’s not her fault Of course not. It’s never her fault. Two weeks after everyone else, People.com is finally acknowledging that Lindsay Lohan’s Ungaro debut was the total sh-ts. When asked about her sucky runway styles, Lilo blamed it on “coming in so late and having not that much time to By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 05:57 am
Girlcrushes Tina Tonight You ready? 30 Rock is back. Tonight. Tina was at Letterman last night to promote the season premiere, charming and adorable as usual. But not as popular as she should be. I’m sure you’ve heard about the Forbes List? The top earners on prime time TV? Tyra Banks By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 04:28 am
BFFs Clooney 3 As you saw yesterday, George Clooney was accompanied last night in London by his Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis and they hit up the afterparty together to meet up with Cindy Crawford, married to Clooney’s bff Rande Gerber who doesn’t appear to have made the trip. As some of By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 04:00 am
Maple Leaf He's not the father of the kid(s) Earlier this year, some woman with four kids from Ontario called Karen Sala alleged that Keanu Reeves knocked her up and that he was the father of at least one of her children. He denied even knowing her. According to TMZ, DNA tests have proved that Keanu’s sperm did By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 03:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Xenu still rules I called it an eyebrow archer the other day. And indeed, The Daily Mail once again sucks sh-t, instilling us first with false hope, and then replacing it with disappointment. The other day, the paper reported that Katie Holmes and Jesus had triumphed over Xenu and Tom Cruise and that By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 02:58 am
Maple Leaf She paid for everything So that’s what she came for. It was a shopping spree. Celine Dion was photographed again in New York today leaving her hotel with a rack of items. And not from Topshop. I promise you not from Topshop. It’s no secret Celine loves the luxe. Here’s the By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 11:07 am
Gossip Girl Gossip Girl Chinatown You know it’s trouble when Chuck walks around saving people and being nice and sh-t and…giving massages. Where’s the bad? Not bad crazy but bad bad. Georgina’s bad has become Single White Female. Doesn’t count at all. The lack of bad means an increase in By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 10:57 am
Famewhores Shelfy keeps dreaming She’s persistent. And she’s already trying to sort out a Plan B. Plan A, obviously, is to keep clinging to Pippy even though he’s trying to fling her. But just like she once schemed to lock him down, crashing party after party to hook it up, Shelf By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 09:40 am
Amazingness The Italian Queen conquers London Look what she has accomplished in 3 short months. This broad is the BUSINESS. George Clooney is in London kicking off promotion for The Fantastic Mr Fox which opens on November 25th, hoping for a piece of the holiday box office. As you can see, he brought along his piece. By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 07:51 am
Hook Ups You idiot etalk has the advance pages and I’m reporting on it for the show tonight at 7pm. It’s Us Weekly’s new exclusive: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. For the third time. Apparently she can’t get enough. Apparently he has some kind of power urine hold on her By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 05:48 am
Girly Throw Downs Thumbs > Posh Mr Armani is done with the Beckhams. As you’ve probably heard, that Euro Cheese Cristiano Ronaldo will replace David as the ass of the line, and now comes word the poor man’s Jolie, Megan Fox, is taking over from Victoria. Posh is thinking “but I’m thinner than By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 04:37 am
Bad Style Being mean to Porny It’s too easy. There’s no art to it. I mean this? This is WEAK. And this is why I think I started rooting for her. Jessica Simpson isn’t a bad heart. She’s just genetically stupid. It’s the lack of leadership in her life, and friendship By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 04:18 am
Blake Lively Where The Wild Things Are – NY premiere A star-studded carpet last night in New York. Oscar winners Tom Hanks, Forest Whitaker showed up to support alongside the film’s stars Catherine Keener and Catherine O’Hara (love her so much), and young Max Records with Spike Jonze and Maurice Sendak. And oh yeah, Blake Lively too. Where By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 03:58 am
Douchebags Who’s younger? Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher showed up at the 2009 Freedom Awards last night in LA. Like, what the f-ck Demi? It’s not fair for the rest of us. See now I’ve been up close to this. I’ve looked at it in person. In person it’s By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 03:19 am
BFFs 3 girls and a granny That atrocity of a Vogue cover, now there’s a behind the scenes video which makes evident the magnitude of their f-ckery. How they managed to ass up these four women in that setting … it’s epic. You will also note from the clip that the girls are close. Correction: By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 02:58 am
Katie Holmes Robo runs alone I ran the Turkey Trot yesterday – 10 km in support of the Vancouver Food Bank. It’s a great event, very relaxed, an easy-ish route with the hardest uphill at the beginning. Maybe it was too easy. And it was sunny out. Such a beautiful Vancouver morning it felt like By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 12:58 pm
