Maple Leaf Sometimes I worry... About his arms. It’s not that I’m complaining that Ryan Gosling is fit. Of course not. Hell no. But I was having this conversation with a friend recently and ... well... Ryan Gosling is also not Kellan Lutz. He doesn’t have to be. So when I see these By Lainey • Mar 04, 2010 07:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange kids: culture time Angelina Jolie is a multi-tasker. While the tabs say she’s busy wrecking Johnny Depp’s family and using drugs and plotting against Jennifer Aniston and emasculating Brad, she’s also spending time with her boys, photographed today in Venice with Pitt and their bodyguard headed for an art By Lainey • Mar 04, 2010 07:17 am
Faux Gossip Vanessa is not Jennifer The New York Post is reporting that Vanessa Paradis has essentially ordered Johnny Depp to drop out of The Tourist because she’s worried that Angelina will destroy their relationship and steal her man. The report comes from a source who claims that there’s an intense love scene between By Lainey • Mar 04, 2010 05:22 am
Hook Ups Proud of Porny ...and Jeremy Renner? She was on Oprah yesterday promoting her new VH1 show The Price of Beauty. Filmed last year, Jessica Simpson travelled around the world on a beauty journey joined by her best friend CaCee Cobb and her main ‘mo and hair stylist Ken Paves. The purpose, I think, is/was to By Lainey • Mar 04, 2010 04:04 am
Dumbass GOOP says sleep Today’s GOOP newsletter is about the importance of sleep and what happens when you don’t get enough of it. Well f-ck, no kidding. G asked her doctor to give us some tips to help us get to sleep, assuming of course that everyone out there has time By Lainey • Mar 04, 2010 03:08 am
Quiveration Hamm & Spittle Please. If we’re talking man to man, there’s no question. Spittle, step off for Jon Hamm. Especially being here in LA, it’s a f-cking mystery how they managed to turn that skeeze into a star. A mystery. Even among industry players. Somehow his management team pulled By Lainey • Mar 04, 2010 02:49 am
Oscars 2010 Leaving together Oh don’t give me hope like this. It means nothing. Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf were oblivious to the world yesterday in New York and today they were photographed at JFK departing presumably for Los Angeles. Carey must begin preparations for the Oscars on Sunday. There are a series By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 01:18 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Biological Brange Well this should make the white supremacists happy. A Brange outing today with the Chosen One and the Holy Twins and, far as I can see, no sign of the “foreign” ones. They’re not as popular with the magazines anyway. Do the paps exhale exasperatedly when the kids come By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 08:35 am
Nicolas Cage Nicolas Cage wears a weave On the set of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice in New York. As you know, he owes the government something like $13 million, blaming his business manager for piss poor financial advice. Ok, well, there’s sh-tty financial advice and then there’s owning a fleet of 20+ rare luxury By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 07:15 am
Hollywood Drugs Lilo OK! for Sarah S This is for Sarah S who’s received some devastating news and has requested some “crack tweets/Lilo smut” for a temporary distraction. I’m so sorry to hear. Sending you a hug and some Lindsay Lohan f-ckery. Ready? Like it wasn’t bunk ass enough she had to By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 04:12 am
Girly Throw Downs Pube-less Matt vs the Twi-Hards Last week he was working a weak ass pube stache – click here to revisit. “Thanks God” it’s gone now. Here’s Matt Damon in Berlin promoting Green Zone looking much better, very handsome, especially with that hint of grey. Matt’s Green Zone drops on March 12th. Guess what By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 03:11 am
Cheating Loins Family time, then tour This is Coldplay arriving in Buenos Aires, currently touring through South America. Guy Berryman is so hot. Prior to departing on this trip with the band however Chris Martin was with Gwyneth Paltrow and their children in Nashville where’s she’s been shooting Love Don’t Let Me Down. By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 02:58 am
Posing Photo Assumption: Reese & Renee At the Vera Wang boutique opening in LA last night. My favourite photos of the day. Have a look at Reese Witherspoon’s face standing next to Renee Zellweger working it, exerting it, for the cameras. Kills me. Like Reese doesn’t know what the f-ck to make of By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 02:41 am
Girly Throw Downs Cam & Pip together again! On camera. The bad news: Justin Timberlake keeps trying to act. And people keep hiring him. WTF? The good news: this role puts him opposite ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz in a movie called Bad Teacher. And it’s not a supporting part. JT is the male lead. No doubt producers By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 02:29 am
Shia LaBeouf Pre-Oscar kisses SO cute! Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf are in New York, still very much together, still very much in love. Sigh. They are my favourite. It even seems like he has less of an attitude problem these days because of her. I’m projecting? Carey of course should be headed By Lainey • Mar 02, 2010 10:38 am
Clive Owen Leather jacket and knock knees Clive Owen arrived in LA yesterday in a beautiful leather jacket. He’s a beast. But, as I mentioned several months ago, because I am a shallow fickle bitch, it hurts me when I see his knock knees. Sometimes they’re less obvious and the quiver is well protected. Sometimes, By Lainey • Mar 02, 2010 08:47 am
