Joe Jonas Lessons in Sport by Joe and Kevin Jonas Written by Jacek You can always count on the Jonas brothers for some photo gold, especially when it comes to their attempts at athleticism. I’m no gossip guru and probably have a pretty selective memory when it comes to most celebrity subjects, but it seems to me that 80% By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 09:35 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Now THIS is fluffy Written by Jacek I’ve basically ordered Lainey to go to sleep for a few hours at this stage in the day cause I can sense she’s about to crash. More from her to come later in the day but for now I’m stepping in for one or By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 08:21 am
Media Manipulation Pip and Clingy Fashion Week Jessica Biel was all over New York at the shows yesterday. She’s thinnified her body, she’s in with Wintour thanks to Justin Timberlake, now she’s trying to reinvent herself as a fashion girl, understanding that many of her more talented peers have signed prestigious endorsement contracts. Always By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 07:05 am
Parent Pimps Is she still a minor? Ali Lohan is 16 years old. Believe it. She was in London the other night with her older sister Lindsay and was photographed out on the town looking like this. THIS. 16 is still underage right? So, like, she should be supervised by an adult? And Lindsay Lohan, in and By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 05:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession One Holy Twin to see The Brange is now in Italy for 3 months while Angelina shoots a movie with Johnny Depp. The entire family has hunkered down in Venice as local paps salivate over every outing. Like this one - Miss Zahara out with Brange along with her little bro Knox Leon. Let's By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 04:41 am
Famewhores The Italian Queen, American TV Oh clever girl. Elisabetta Canalis, better known as George Clooney’s piece, is apparently in talks to join the TNT show Leverage. According to Us Weekly she has been cast as a recurring character. Clooney’s friend Richard Kind confirmed a guest starring spot on the show too. Coincidence or By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 03:08 am
5 Factor Journal: Day 3 I know we’re still early in the game but Jacek is amazed at my energy. And I haven’t been a crusty bitch. He, you see, is the first to suffer when I’m on an all night, no sleep assignment. We just moved, the house is a mess, By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 03:03 am
Maple Leaf Those yellow bags For non-Canadians, HBC stands for Hudson’s Bay Company, basically Canada’s signature department store. Been around forever. Like pioneer styles. HBC is also the official Olympic clothing sponsor of Team Canada. And everyone is walking around with the gear. There are line-ups outside the store in Vancouver By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 12:39 pm
Sports The ultimate case study I have written very little about Tiger Woods. After a while it was hard to keep count. He totally f-cked up. He was stupid. He was arrogant. He betrayed the values for which he was sold to us to uphold. But he also didn’t kick the sh-t By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 10:40 am
Bad Style He wins It used to be Jake Gyllenhaal who was the worst wearer of pants, like, ever. And then Spittle Gerard Butler came along with his snug crotch and his loser wash jeans relieving Jakey of this Bad Pants title. They are the antithesis of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. It’s By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 08:19 am
Famewhores She’s Michelle Obama today Justin Timberlake’s William Rast show presents today at Fashion week. Click here to livestream the event. Of course clingy Biel wouldn’t miss this opportunity to tag along on his star. Check her out, leaving his apartment this afternoon, freshly blown out, very dressed up, almost too much for By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 07:43 am
Maple Leaf Through the faces of the Cheese Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World hits theatres this weekend. Celine and the family attended the premiere in Miami last night. There’s her angel, her miracle, her amazingness, her most wonderful, the blessed, the child of her life and love and existence, the transcendental, the elemental, the By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 05:29 am
Gorgessity Blue Liv SO beautiful. This is Liv Tyler at NY Fashion Week for the G-Star show last night, the new spokesmodel for the brand. In all over blue, looks so good. I wore a black dress on Olympic Morning on Monday. French Connection with big frilly short sleeves and pulled on By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 04:27 am
Dumbass Another useless author She’s already written two, or is it three?, best selling books. Now Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling will be releasing a children’s book called Presenting...Tallulah “the tale of a spunky little girl who is constantly told what not to do: not to wear jeans, not By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 03:11 am
Clown Diary of 2 trainwrecks Mischa Barton lightened her hair yesterday. Actually looks a lot better. Has an old Hollywood feel to it. Mischa has been rough, like ROUGH ASS, for weeks. Perhaps this will signal a lift. It’s definitely an improvement. And while it might not get her leading roless, it just might By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 02:16 am
5 Factor Journal: Day 2 I barely slept yesterday. But Dylan said I was buzzing at the Vitamin Water party. It’s definitely adrenaline, but I have to believe it’s also the food. My energy sources are no longer battered and fried. It makes a difference. As does going dry. Jacek can’t believe By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 02:10 am
