Cheese He had to keep his shirt on The Jonas Brothers made a surprise appearance today at the Air Canada Centre for We Day. You can imagine the screaming. Yesterday the Vagina Virgins participated at CIBC Run For The Cure. Miraculously, Joe kept his shirt on. Those in Yorkville would find this particularly surprising because during the film By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 08:10 am
Cheese Precious Cheese Tits Tits out, ass out, Mimi heaved her cheese onto the carpet the other night at the New York premiere of Precious enveloped in a cloud of butterfly love and bunny rabbit affection. Mimi tottered over to the event wrapped around her husband Nick Cannon and the two proceeded to slather By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 06:28 am
BFFs GOOPy for Stella It was so hard for Gwyneth Paltrow to tear herself away from her children today, because she’s such a devoted mother, but she’s also a devoted friend. Which is why she hopped on the Eurostar to Paris to support Stella McCartney who is showing at Fashion Week today. By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 05:39 am
Break Ups Shelfy can’t cling long distance Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is back in Vancouver, arrived last Thursday and spotted yesterday downtown filming A-Team. As you can see, even on set with makeup on, Shelfy looks like sh-t. Gaunt, pale, and am told she seems listless and mopey between scenes. A reader (thanks Rubina!) saw her on By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 04:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Cruise Encouragement Busy weekend for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Boston. Family time with Little Sci and Connor and a kiss for the camera too. You judgy moms are always writing about Little Sci never walking so I’ve included a few shots of her on foot. In all fairness to By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 03:13 am
Bad Style Lilo stains Ungaro Her collection debuted at Paris Fashion Week yesterday. And it was a disaster. An unmitigated disaster. Women’s Wear Daily called the Lohan-inspired designs “an embarrassment” while the NY Times compared the effort to a “McDonald’s fry cook taking the reins of a three-star Michelin restaurant.” Oh… Shame…. The By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 02:57 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Heal The World “Thanks God” it happened on a weekend. Because if it had been a weekday they would have crippled the stock market. Did you hear, did you hear, did you hear? The Twins, they came out to bless the world, and the Brangelunatics they wept with gratitude. Here are the Brange By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 02:35 am
Gossip Girl No one misses Little J Like she can go missing for entire episodes at a time… doesn’t matter. Taylor Momsen conveniently forgets about this when she talks about how university isn’t important for an artist of her caliber. Then again, she looks up to Lindsay Lohan. Don’t expect too much. Apologies for By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 11:58 am
Brad Pitt Brange on Friday They’re in Syria. Meeting with Iraqi refugees as Angelina Jolie, in her role as goodwill ambassador for the UNHCR, continues to draw attention to the plight of those who’ve been displaced by war and terror. The Brange visited two families on their trip. Jolie said that they “have By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 11:19 am
Hook Ups Russell & Katy It’s official. They’re together. Spotted in London two days ago, Russell Brand and Katy Perry, hooking up after the VMAs and fresh off a romantic trip to Thailand together, both tweeting from their holiday with Katy noting https://twitter.com/katypeRry: After a week in magical Thailand I& By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 07:52 am
Lindsay Lohan Ungaro's New Employee Lindsay Lohan is in Paris “working” for Ungaro. She and sister Ali attended a party last night looking older than Joan and Jackie Collins. Evidently they borrowed from their closets too. So Lilo is at Fashion Week in her official capacity as the newly installed “artistic consultant” or some sh-t By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 05:57 am
Quiveration Soap #1 We linked to this story in Smutty Tingles yesterday but some of you have asked for my thoughts. One thought: these are the moves that put him at the top of my Freebie 5. So James has committed to a stint on the soap opera General Hospital. Apparently he was By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 04:47 am
Cheese Carry the Cheese No doubt. My favourite photo of the week. Look at it. Look at them carrying Mimi’s Cheese around this morning in New York as she performed lived on The Today Show. It’s her thing, you know. Being carried around I mean. Mimi was once too tired, or spoiled, By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 04:15 am
Girlcrushes Campaign for Carey Oscar is still over 5 months away but the buzz for Carey Mulligan has been building since Sundance in January. An Education finally premiered in LA last night officially kicking off Carey’s campaign. So far, every prediction list and website has cited her as a virtual lock for a By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 03:23 am
Ben Affleck Easy make-a-story Ben Affleck shooting his movie The Town with the impossibly charming Rebecca Hall and Photo Assumption says he’s happy. He’s in great spirits. He’s also in character. It’s called acting. But you know it won’t be long before Life & Style goes for a run By Lainey • Oct 01, 2009 12:27 pm
Kate Hudson Manslinger apartment hunting Some UK tabloid ran a story this week about Kate Hudson carrying around ARod’s baby because she happened to be photographed after eating. I’ve ragged about this before and I’ll keep ragging about it for as long as it picks my ass – because BumpWatch is f-cking stupid. By Lainey • Oct 01, 2009 10:33 am
