Programming Note: Olympics During the Games, here at LaineyGossip it will be business as usual. I will continue to blog throughout the day, just earlier or later, on a different schedule. Starting tomorrow, I will be contributing every morning on CTV’s Olympic Morning broadcast from 3am to 9am. Then I will shoot By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 02:18 am
Douchebags Douchey is sorry. Always sorry John Mayer tweeted at New Year’s that he’d be taking some time to reflect, to cut off his Twitter musings, to try and tame his famewhore. That worked for about a week. Then he spoke to Rolling Stone and extolled the virtues of masturbation, revealing that he jerks By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 01:54 am
Dumbass MiniVan Morning Porn Ryan Gosling, where are you? I need you. Because it’s been a long ass day. Between the Olympics and blogging and rehearsals and a thousand emails on both accounts, this is the sh-t that completely picked my ass. I need a distraction from the sugar raping poseur vagina By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 10:01 am
Style She should have been enough Not really sure why Kate Bosworth had to be at that Chanel event last night when Vanessa Paradis was there. She’s only, like, the coolest sh-t ever. And more chic and steeze than anything that Bosworth twat can snort. This is of course is why Johnny Depp couldn’ By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 07:43 am
Douchebags Porny Crack Best. Interview. EVER. Sure, he’s a vile pig. We’re at rehearsal right now for Olympic Morning, and I am laughing my ass off. Not because that mother-cker isn’t a sick bitch, but because it’s just another case of douche spew coming out of his mouth. By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 07:17 am
Bar Rafaeli Who let this guy in? Written by Jacek Hello Smuthounds. It’s been a while. Lainey’s stuck in a shoot so I thought I’d fill the gap. She’ll be back at it soon. I’ll stick to what I know as subject matter in the meantime. If you’ve made the rounds By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 06:51 am
Sit DOWN Why Is for Chanel Why is Kate Bosworth? It’s been a question that’s brewing, a long time coming. She works less than Jessica Biel. And it’s not just her skankwrecking on Chris Martin and Alexander Skarsgard. It’s not just her non-existent relationship with food. It’s not just the By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 04:31 am
Gorgessity The men and Julianne Julianne Moore was surrounded by the Men, the most beautiful Men, last night in Paris at the premiere of A Single Man. Lucky bitch. Here she is, flanked by Colin Firth and Tom Ford, her second film screening in as many days, having just promoted Chloe earlier this week. Not By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 03:36 am
Bad Style Tall Girl Body I am a short person. I also have stubby legs. The combination makes for some tricky wardrobe issues. So I know about short people dressing problems. Always wanting to be taller, I never thought about tall people dressing problems. Didn’t think they existed. But Katie Holmes keeps proving it By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 02:35 am
Bad Style Emily undecided About her dress. Not sure if I like it. Not sure if it likes itself. Seems like a very undecided dress. Do you want to be long or do you want to be short? Of course she’s not the first to wear a dress of indecision but lately they By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 02:18 am
Exclusives The Poster Girl arrives & the Opening Ceremony In 2008, Michael Phelps was the US Olympic Team poster boy. For 2010, the US Olympic Team has a poster girl. Her name is Lindsey Vonn. Last week I contributed to a profile piece on Lindsey Vonn as part of CTV’s Olympic coverage. She was on the cover of By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 11:21 am
Douchebags Douchey misses Swifty? Taylor Swift is touring Australia. John Mayer, in yet another cryptic tweet, posted on his Twitter a while ago that he’s missing someone. What's that song that goes "It's a quarter after one, I just huffed a can of ceiling paint and I need By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 08:49 am
Bad Style Still designing Oh lawd, why? Katie Holmes is in New York. They say she’s there to scout for meeting for her label Holmes & Yang and to scout for material for the new line. Just did a quick google, this was the closest I came to actually looking at the items By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 07:00 am
Ebola Victims You did good, New Orleans The people of New Orleans successfully inoculated themselves from Ebola. Normally Ebola cannot resist the Super Bowl. It spreads its sh-t all over the event, all weekend, an unstoppable viral contagion that decimates everything in its path. Last year Arizona was victimised by its disease. This year, it could By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 06:11 am
Bad Style Man vanity When the man is an actor this increases exponentially. Check out Bradley Cooper last night at the Valentine’s Day premiere. The Daily Mail pointed it out first, only they called him Renee Zellweger’s boyfriend, like that’s his primary identifier now. You’ll note, Bradley worked the bronzer/ By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 03:30 am
Jessica Alba Mom Hair ruins the dress This is a Proenza Schouler. It’s exquisite. It looks great on her. And the shoes too. Jessica Alba was beautifully styled at the Valentine’s Day premiere. But for the hair. Good God, when did she cut this hair? It’s not only that it’s Mom Hair, it’ By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 02:49 am
