Smutty Surgery Best SAG Hair: Third Lip Kidman She looked good, y’all, she did. She looked immobilised in the face, sure, but compared to how she’s been lately, she did look good. With her hair loose and wavy, wearing a beautifully ornate Oscar de la Renta, Granny was almost fresh. Like fresh out the freezer. So By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 01:05 am
Girlcrushes SAG Best Body: Sandra Bullock This, as noted by my friend Sasha, is kinda figure skating styles. Also an Alexander McQueen. Fitting too because on Saturday night, the US Figure Skating Championships were decided. Christina Gao: there may be a new Michelle Kwan for me next year. If she develops according to plan, this girl By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:59 am
Bad Style SAG Housewife of Las Vegas: Anna Paquin Her dress is an Alexander McQueen. Worn by someone like Kate Moss or Kristen Stewart, it’s totally f-cking badass. Because they would know to give it the right steeze. Like crunked out messy hair spilling everywhere, or pulled all the way back slick and tight, with layers and By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:53 am
Glee SAG Try Hard: Lea Michele is the new Longoria The Desperate Housewives have all but disappeared from awards shows. In their place – Lea Michele as the new Eva Longoria. There will be ruffles, there will be a train, and above all else, a naked ambition to be the star, the only star. Lea Michele is Rachel Berry. How utterly By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:41 am
Quiveration SAG Men: Firth & Ham A Single Man + Mad Men = lady boners. What’s up Pitt and Pattinson, now THIS is a beard. Jon Hamm is the American sex. And Colin Firth, sigh, is the British elegance. We differ however on their ladies. I just... Jennifer WestFeldt...the camera whoring, unintentional or not, is making By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:35 am
SAG Awards 2010 SAG Capable: Meryl & Tina Meryl Streep in Balenciaga – love. Tina Fey in Ferragamo – not my favourite. It’s the shine, it gives lumps when there are no lumps. But who cares? These are CAPABLE women. Thinking women. Women who don’t stress about the aesthetic but who will still matter when the aesthetic is By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:25 am
Style SAG Imitation of Hilary Swank: Kate Hudson How did Kate Hudson manage to get up on stage twice? (We’ll discuss the Pippy connection later). This is how you know our girl is manslinging HARD. Because she wore a dress for a nominee. When Hilary Swank did it, she was the leading contender for Best Actress Oscar. By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:20 am
Bad Style Old SAG girl beats New SAG girls: Helen Mirren Relax. Old doesn’t have to pejorative. Old in this case is simply the opposite of “new”. Old in this case is also better than new. Because confronted with all these fresh, young faces, Helen Mirren stood stately and superior above them. That’s a sexy bitch, non? STUNNING. A By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:15 am
George Clooney 2010 SAGs Low on drama and not even Meryl Streep could understand what Christoph Waltz was saying and George didn’t come with the Italian Queen. He did however present the final award of the night. Because George Clooney is the Chairman. And he looked so great, didn’t he look so By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:06 am
Intro for Jan 25, 2010 Dear Gossips, Let’s get drunk with Betty White. Don’t you want to party with Betty White? Didn’t you wish so badly for Betty White to smack the motherf-cking sh-t out of Drew Barrymore at the SAGs? Betty White knows how to accept an award. Sure, By Lainey • Jan 24, 2010 11:59 pm
CANADA FOR HAITI & HOPE FOR HAITI NOW Please watch. Beginning in moments, Canada For Haiti on CTV/CBC/GLOBAL for one commercial free hour and then Hope For Haiti Now. Please, if you are able, give generously. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 11:02 am
Girlcrushes Flying Private OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They were both photographed on the same day. It’s true hearts! Twi-Hards are superjizzing with excitement – in just over an hour, Robert Pattinson will be part of Hope for Haiti Now, presenting in London. Over in Park City, Kristen Stewart arrived for the Sundance Film Festival where By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 10:58 am
Quiveration Franco opens Sundance Well, technically, Howl opened Sundance yesterday. A doc-style biopic on Allen Ginsberg with James Franco playing the iconic poet. As you know, my quiver for him has been tempered dramatically recently due in large part to his large-ish thighs. They seemed to be more reined in last night By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 08:11 am
Bad Style Robert Pattinson for Haiti This is for Katie M. It’s her birthday. She wanted some Robert Pattinson. He delivered. Or, more accurately, George Clooney delivered. In London tonight apparently returning to his hotel (this is what the photo agency says) after presenting duties for Hope For Haiti Now. Taped, I guess, due to By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 07:36 am
Bad Style Becks & the Busted Bun Weave She’s in Milan, took a meeting with Dolce & Gabbana this morning, then spotted with her husband, shopping, of course. You’ll note she still hasn’t taken out that nasty bun weave. Which means she thinks it looks good. HOW??? Click here for more information on the bun By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 06:18 am
Quiveration Can I love you again? Are you over yourself? You seem to be. I’m so happy! Even with the JailBait next to you, I’m so happy. Joaquin Phoenix has resurfaced. Almost a year after his bizarre foray into rap and his embarrassing appearance on Letterman, almost a year after we knew him for By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 04:31 am
