Sports Who needs acting school? Kate Hudson was photographed yesterday leaving ARod’s apartment and heading to an acting studio. With Tupperware. An acting studio? Why? She makes the same movie with Matthew McConaughey over and over again. You may have heard, Kate’s ex-husband Chris Robinson is expecting with his girlfriend. This of course By Lainey • Sep 10, 2009 03:34 am
TIFF 2009 Coverage Drew Barrymore Plaid Perfection Am mortified that Lainey called when I was watching America’s Next Top Model and that I had to own up to it. Yes, I’m a complete reality TV junkie whether it involves a bachelorette, castaways on an island, or a group of 12 losers locked in a house. By Lainey • Sep 10, 2009 03:17 am
Hook Ups Does she look familiar? Several of you have emailed about George Clooney’s tasty new piece and her resemblance to Cindy Crawford. Cindy happened to be on Good Morning America and The View yesterday to promote her new clothing line at JC Penney. Perfect timing for some side-by-side and recent comparisons. You’re right. By Lainey • Sep 10, 2009 02:52 am
Parent Pimps Brand shame Ran out of time and wasn’t able to address this yesterday, am sure you’ve heard – the Ungaro announcement that Lindsay Lohan has been named the brand’s “artistic adviser”. Based on what? Even Women’s Wear Daily can’t hide its disdain. The news actually leaked a few By Lainey • Sep 10, 2009 02:33 am
Girlcrushes Don’t cover your ring Emily Blunt at LAX yesterday out of Los Angeles and you can see the engagement ring presented to her by, of course, her fiancé (because it sounds so much better when someone else says that word) John Krasinski. Love her travel style. Cute sweater. Emily has been back and forth By Lainey • Sep 09, 2009 06:32 am
Twilight Don’t squeal too loud ***See note at base of article re: photo use*** At the sight of Jackson Rathbone walking and cell talking. Jaunty hat, well worn jeans, short but well proportioned. Twi-Hards having been flocking to Vancouver, especially as Jackson’s scheduled to play another show with his band soon, eager to get By Lainey • Sep 09, 2009 06:13 am
Dumbass Don’t yawn at your own movie This is a monumental task when your movie is called Love Happens costarring Jennifer Aniston. I can’t stop bitching about it. That title. LOVE HAPPENS. It’s the laziness that’s so insulting. Like – we can’t be bothered to come up with an original script with original characters By Lainey • Sep 09, 2009 06:08 am
Twilight Don’t underrate the face ***See note at base of article re: photo use*** You have to have a great face to pull off this hair. She suits the hair, totally. But this hair on a lesser face would be disastrous. It’s a testament to how f-cking pretty she is that she can work By Lainey • Sep 09, 2009 05:30 am
Sex & the City Don’t expect a plot… When it comes to the Sex & the City sequel. It’s not like there’s a story left to tell that’s worth telling, is there? And don’t say Carrie having kids. As hard as this might be for some people to believe, it IS possible for a By Lainey • Sep 09, 2009 04:00 am
Don’t hide your Glee I wrote a while back that some things you keep to yourself. Especially the things you love the most. I did this with KoL and True Blood and a few others I’m not ready to share. But then the sh-ts started taking over. Famewhore twats and airheads on scripted By Lainey • Sep 09, 2009 03:49 am
George Clooney Don’t put Ewan in a corner! There were 500 million photos taken of George Clooney and his new piece yesterday. And like maybe 10 of Ewan McGregor. Please. I get it that who George is nailing is a matter of great international gossip importance. But Ewan deserves more than 10 frames. Then again, Ewan doesn’t By Lainey • Sep 09, 2009 03:27 am
Photo Assumption George Clooney and the Queen of Italy If she was from Canada, we’d probably declare her the Queen of Canada too. Any woman who can lock down George Clooney? Because you know this is how they’ll sell it. And indeed, he is working it hard like he is smitten. Which is why he’s earned By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 12:58 pm
Bad Style One Man The GQ Men of the Year Awards event is happening right now in London. Mickey Rourke is there for some reason. I will not assault your eyes with his photo. Am only attaching one man’s photo: Elvis Costello. Please. Who else do you need, man-wise? Also – the gorgeous Freida By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 10:10 am
Cheese She hasn’t met Michael Buble Another Jennifer Aniston interview, another article full of clichés and self help mantras. This time it’s Australian Harper’s Bazaar and she tells the magazine that “I still believe in love”. Jesus. What next? “What doesn’t kill you will make you stronger”. Victoria Beckham repeats this over and By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 09:31 am
Girly Throw Downs Oprah & Anna The theme of the Costume Institute Gala this past year was Model as Muse. Last year in 2008 it was the Superhero. The theme for 2010? The Church of Oprah. Indeed, the Mighty Opes has been named co-chair next year to celebrate “American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity” alongside, as By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 08:12 am
Quiveration Staring at The Men Who Stare Goddamn George Clooney is a handsome motherf-cker. And the combination of Clooney with Ewan McGregor, both of them in shades with the wind whipping their hair, warrants his second post of the day. It’s The Men Who Stare At Goats photocall today in Venice. Clooney, as always, worked it By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 05:41 am
