Baby and Bump Obsession Green socks at the gym Russell Brand has been going to the gym a lot lately. I see him in his gym clothes and it cracks me up. I mean I can totally see that vain bitch Kellan Lutz at the gym every day tweaking his breasts but Russell Brand, it seems so incongruous. Like, By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 09:20 am
Gorgessity Colin Firth’s happy anus Yeah, it’s like a fart joke. Very, very juvenile. But when Colin Firth says it, and in Italian, well, it’s adorably hilarious. And a little less low classy. Colin’s been making his rounds for A Single Man– Conan on Monday night, Jon Stewart last night (haven’t By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 08:15 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Brown, now the English accent Brown Fried Chicken is trouble, been saying it for weeks. On top of all that, word is she’s now speaking with that English accent. You remember the English accent? At the height of her f-ckedupness she was messing around with Adnan whatever his name and yapping at the By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 07:02 am
Bad Style Porny Posehard My Porny showed up at the Hollywood premiere of Extraordinary Measures last night. This is a terrible title. But whatever. As you can see, Porny has been working out. Feeling confident about her body, she went with black legging jeans and flirted with her camel toe. She also decided on By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 04:26 am
Girly Throw Downs Covers induce eyerolls Where is People Magazine? Well, it jumps from ass to ass. Sometimes it lives inside Chris Brown’s ass. Sometimes Tori Spelling’s. This week, you can find People Magazine happily ensconced inside the Pilates toned posterior of “Rachel from Friends” who graces the cover with the MiniVan friendly headline: By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 03:22 am
Jennifer Aniston John Mayer is still f-cking Jen & Jess In his mind. When he jerks off. These are his go-to girls. For reals. And he admits it. To Rolling Stone. Have you heard? Here’s the thing... before we cut him down... I’ll take a John Mayer interview before a bland, boring, generic, cookie cutter interview any By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 02:48 am
Exclusives Reading Third Lip and touring with a douche You all had such a good time reading Bill Paxton’s lips the other day after the Golden Globes and deciphering whether or not he said he “lost to cancer” that we’re doing it again, this time with Third Lip Nicole Kidman. Did she drop a f-ck bomb By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 02:11 am
Sports Leo, Bar, Luke, Pete Leonardo DiCaprio is famously private. He does not want you in his business. He hates being on camera unless Marty Scorsese is behind it. Or Christopher Nolan. You get it. How uncharacteristic then that last night at the Laker game, Leo was front and centre with Bar Rafaeli, newly reunited. By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 09:14 am
Hook Ups New year, new crack love Or she’s trying to make Samantha Ronson jealous. Paps caught Lindsay Lohan out last night with a new beau. His name is Aurelien Wiik. He’s a French actor. To me he’s an Adam Brody clone. French Adam Brody and Lilo were kissing. At a private party inside By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 07:15 am
Amazingness Man. Men. Anna Wintour f-cked it up this month. GQ achieved the opposite. It’s Johnny Depp. Shirtless. Leading the 25 Most Stylish Men for 2010. Word. This is apparently a new photo shoot. So can you imagine the pages inside? The magazine’s website however is even better: The 50 By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 05:52 am
Media Manipulation Find a new trick Jen. Dude. This is old. Every time it’s time to sell a movie her publicist sets her up with a new man. Or an old man. Or a co-star. If she’s so FABULOUS AT 40! why can’t she survive with no man? It’s incongruous to By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 04:54 am
Twilight Where will they shoot it? Exclusive Some non-romance related updates for you Twi-Hards, this has to do with shooting location in response to the daily flurry of emails I receive for production information related to the 4th and possibly 5th movie(s). You’ll recall I was the first to report that due By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 04:31 am
Jennifer Lopez Where have you been???!!!??? Everyone has been sending me links of Jennifer Lopez’s appearance on George Lopez. She delivered the monologue. Mama f-ckin’ OWNED the monologue. Damn! Where have you been??? The singing JLo is over. The acting JLo is over. But the talk show JLo? I like it. I like it By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 03:42 am
Maple Leaf Best Globes Spastic: Brendan Fraser I was all over it during our live blog on Sunday night and then totally forgot in the rush of getting out the photos yesterday. Then my friend L emailed and it all came back. This moment, like WHO’s NATALIE????????????????????, totally made my Globes. It’s the small gifts By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 03:05 am
Amazingness Dr Horrible + GLEE! Ausiello is reporting it. Says he found out at the Globes. And there are indeed several shots of Ryan Murphy and NPH tete-a-tete at an afterparty... Neil Patrick Harris to guest star on Glee! Word is the fine points are still being worked out including whether or not By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 02:43 am
Girlcrushes We missed you on Sunday Cate Blanchett won the Critics Award as Best Actress for playing Blanche DuBois in the Sydney Theatre Company’s production of A Streetcar Named Desire yesterday. Big surprise. From Sydney to DC to NYC, if you’ve seen her on stage, you know she practically reinvented the role. As reviewed By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 02:29 am
