Girly Throw Downs Oprah & Anna The theme of the Costume Institute Gala this past year was Model as Muse. Last year in 2008 it was the Superhero. The theme for 2010? The Church of Oprah. Indeed, the Mighty Opes has been named co-chair next year to celebrate “American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity” alongside, as By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 08:12 am
Quiveration Staring at The Men Who Stare Goddamn George Clooney is a handsome motherf-cker. And the combination of Clooney with Ewan McGregor, both of them in shades with the wind whipping their hair, warrants his second post of the day. It’s The Men Who Stare At Goats photocall today in Venice. Clooney, as always, worked it By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 05:41 am
Sex & the City Heeled feet TIFF begins on Thursday. Which means 10 days of heels. Non stop heels. F-ck. It’s getting more and more unbearable. 4 years ago I could manage. I could manage an entire evening. These days, my flipflops are always tucked into my bag. How do these bitches do it all By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 04:25 am
Lindsay Lohan Crackhead wish list It keeps getting longer – Lindsay Lohan’s list of lofty ambitions, reasonable 3 years ago, and now completely out of the realm of possibility. Especially the part about her winning an Oscar before 30. Remembering she actually said this is like a happy place for me. That and the vision By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 03:48 am
Famewhores George on the campaign trail He spent the summer at Como, hooked up with a saucy Italian brunette, and it’s now time to work – with 2 films scheduled for release this fall, both of them award potentials, especially Up In The Air which was secretly screened in Telluride a few days ago and the By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 02:55 am
Hook Ups The Viking and The Queen Exclusive. Evan Rachel Wood and Alexander Skarsgard are dating. Am told exclusively by an infallible source that it’s been several weeks now. And that she flew to Shreveport, Louisiana on Friday to visit him. Skarsgard is there working on Straw Dogs with Kate Bosworth. Smart Evan. Kate has a By Lainey • Sep 07, 2009 06:28 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Martin Family Tour Coldplay played Barcelona a few days ago. Gwyneth and the kids were there too. Because, as she loves to say, GOOPy is part Spanish. Did you just hate scream? I think I heard you. Here’s Chris Martin out and about on Sunday with Apple and the bodyguard. And then By Lainey • Sep 07, 2009 06:07 am
Ben Affleck Love for Rebecca Hall First met her in Starter for 10. Have you seen it? If you love James McAvoy you’ve probably seen it. James, as always, is adorable. But Rebecca Hall…Sigh. I fell in love. Every time I see her in a movie I fall in love. Wonderful in Frost/Nixon, By Lainey • Sep 07, 2009 05:27 am
Twilight SO much better than that busted wig ***See note at base of article re: photo use*** Kristen Stewart’s hair. Her real hair. Still wearing the Joan Jett mullet. Love. It is a wig, see? It’s a wig with a dumbass hairline they put on every day for “Bella” instead of extensions. Given Stewart’s reputation By Lainey • Sep 07, 2009 05:13 am
Ryan Gosling Ryan’s car It kills me. All over it. And a wonderful answer to Why Ryan Gosling? He’s hot to look at sure. But the bonus is so much personality. Sigh. Wish it was me he took on a date to Disneyland. Not me. Obviously. It was Kat Dennings – click here for By Lainey • Sep 07, 2009 04:26 am
Twilight Jackson & Christian They should date. No clue if they’re compatible, not sure if they get along. But their names sound good together. And the combination is like a hotness explosion. This is Christian Serratos, ridiculously attractive, yesterday in Vancouver shopping with a friend. Quick check of Christian’s IMDB shows no By Lainey • Sep 07, 2009 04:03 am
Tilda Swinton Weekend Tilda Tilda Swinton is in Venice for the film festival promoting a film called lo sono l’amore. Don’t care what it’s about. Tilda is all that matters. She also walked the carpet for Michael Moore’s latest Capitalism: A Love Story. Early reviews for Capitalism are positive. Of By Lainey • Sep 07, 2009 03:48 am
True Blood withdrawal Many of you are suffering through a bad case of The Swears over a no True Blood weekend. The season finale will not air until next Sunday at which point The Swears will come out again because we’ll have to wait Nine. F-cking. Months until the next installment. Balls. By Lainey • Sep 04, 2009 07:16 am
Girly Throw Downs The Mighty Opes is not amused I am not an Oprah Winfrey fan. But I am definitely a fan of how Oprah responded to Chris Brown. Background: After Chris Brown beat his girlfriend, tried to force her out of his car, punched her repeatedly, and choked her until she almost lost consciousness Oprah dedicated a show By Lainey • Sep 04, 2009 04:53 am
Jessica Simpson Porny on the runway! Jessica Simpson was the special guest model at the Ozlem Suer fashion show in Paris today. Yes, I hate the dress too. And the shoes stink of hooker-wear. Having said that, big ups to the designer for putting a body on the catwalk that isn’t allergic to food. Because By Lainey • Sep 04, 2009 04:22 am
Elliot Page Ellen & Joe Two days in a row of Ellen Page, love it. Love it even more because it’s with Joe. So rare the Joe candids. Ellen and Joseph Gordon Levitt were photographed yesterday in LA on the set of Inception. Joe has enjoyed a great summer. (500) Days of Summer has By Lainey • Sep 04, 2009 04:02 am
